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(Mediaite)   Donald Trump is a healing crystal to Republicans: he does nothing, he looks weird and for no discernible reason, they report feeling better with him around   (mediaite.com) divider line
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2021-04-10 9:12:48 PM  
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2021-04-10 10:32:19 PM  
More like meth crystals. He makes you feel confident, energized and smarter than everyone else. In reality he's killing you, as you run down the street in your underwear, screaming about stolen elections.
 
2021-04-10 10:57:27 PM  
More like a massive anal wart they all line up to fondle while pretending not to notice the smell.
 
2021-04-10 11:11:02 PM  
He is a lightning rod. They feel comfortable because he sucks up all the energy for outrageous/criminal actions. The GOP got away with so much shiat the last 4 years because everyone was focused on that orange carnival barker buffoon.
 
2021-04-11 12:52:29 AM  
everytime I see some guy fawning all over trump I can't help think to myself "Imagine WANTING to be that guys biatch".
 
2021-04-11 12:54:42 AM  
Thanks subby, you made me laugh.

/I guess I'll go read TFA now
 
2021-04-11 12:54:48 AM  
That guy makes criminals seem decent by comparison.
 
2021-04-11 12:56:19 AM  
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2021-04-11 12:57:38 AM  
He's like a block of plutonium to the rest of us. Heavy, inert, seems to do nothing, but makes us want to vomit after even a short amount of exposure.
 
2021-04-11 12:58:24 AM  
But it's not a cult
 
2021-04-11 12:58:45 AM  
While Republicans are off the charts, those stats don't bode well for the country as a whole.

It's a major crisis of confidence when only 57% of the entire country's population trusts the CDC. During a once-in-a-century pandemic.
 
2021-04-11 12:58:58 AM  
Who?
 
2021-04-11 12:59:11 AM  
among Republicans, a whopping 66 percent said they trust Trump "a lot" or "somewhat" for medical advice.

okay. So, Trump told everyone to get vaccinated.

Respondents were also asked "When a coronavirus vaccine becomes available to you, will you get vaccinated?"
Among all respondents, 24 percent responded "no," including 8 percent of Democrats, 29 percent of Independents, and 40 percent of Republicans.


Who is this six percent of Republicans?
 
2021-04-11 1:01:02 AM  
Good, maybe some of them will die.
 
2021-04-11 1:11:13 AM  
And as long as he's around, they keep putting their faith in him while refusing to look at options that might actually help fix things.
 
2021-04-11 1:11:39 AM  
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2021-04-11 1:15:13 AM  
These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration.  Donald Trump is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.
 
2021-04-11 1:15:18 AM  
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2021-04-11 1:18:47 AM  
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2021-04-11 1:26:52 AM  
"The moon is high! Quick, are you a sagittarius?  If so, get in my bed immediately!"

"Why yes, i am a Sage-E-Terrorist......"
 
2021-04-11 1:27:54 AM  
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"I put the best invisible dildoes in my mouth. Believe me. Most luxurious dildoes ever."
 
2021-04-11 1:53:49 AM  
Operation warped penis.
 
2021-04-11 1:55:38 AM  
That also describes my penis.
 
2021-04-11 2:08:38 AM  
At least a crystal looks pretty.

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2021-04-11 2:23:52 AM  
It's dangerous to go alone! Take this!

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2021-04-11 2:27:21 AM  
2/3rds of republicans are utter, utter farkwits.
 
2021-04-11 2:39:23 AM  

Snapper Carr: At least a crystal looks pretty.

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So you're saying you wouldn't hit it?
 
2021-04-11 2:49:40 AM  
Healing crystals are at least pretty to look at. Trump is like a pile of mining slag.
 
2021-04-11 3:07:41 AM  

Snapper Carr: At least a crystal looks pretty.

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Perhaps with a photon torpedo...
 
2021-04-11 3:36:47 AM  
"Healing" crystals are merely useless, whereas Trump is actively destructive. If we're going to analogise him to healing crystals, let me improve the comparison:

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2021-04-11 3:51:19 AM  
They like him because he tells them it's not only okay to be a bigoted sack of evil lying shiat, it's akshully perfectly cromulent.

He makes them feel like they can say the quiet part out loud again, basically.
 
2021-04-11 3:56:07 AM  
If Trump marketed hemorrhoid cream (which, Trump being Trump, would be made with mayonnaise), the MAGA-tards would rub it on their assholes every farking day and exclaim "Thank you, Trumpfuhrer! Thank you for creaming my butthole!"

Trump is a cult. His cultist followers are morons. I wish we could Thanos snap them all away. We'd be better off for it.
 
2021-04-11 3:56:23 AM  

aagrajag: "Healing" crystals are merely useless, whereas Trump is actively destructive. If we're going to analogise him to healing crystals, let me improve the comparison:

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Wow! That minor parking lot accident and you are pulverized. Then again the herd must be thinned somehow.
 
2021-04-11 3:58:44 AM  

quatchi: They like him because he tells them it's not only okay to be a bigoted sack of evil lying shiat, it's akshully perfectly cromulent.

He makes them feel like they can say the quiet part out loud again, basically.


Your comment made me think:

He's a mascot! He contributes nothing to the sportsball game, but serves as a clownish, larger-than-life symbol. That, and his stupid face is on all the merch.

Donald Trump is the Republican Party's mascot.
 
2021-04-11 4:02:11 AM  

TeddyRooseveltsMustache: If Trump marketed hemorrhoid cream (which, Trump being Trump, would be made with mayonnaise), the MAGA-tards would rub it on their assholes every farking day and exclaim "Thank you, Trumpfuhrer! Thank you for creaming my butthole!"

Trump is a cult. His cultist followers are morons. I wish we could Thanos snap them all away. We'd be better off for it.


It would be made with Trump-Brand Imitation Mayonnaise-Like Food Product.

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Nine out of ten hemorrhoids can't tell the difference.
 
2021-04-11 4:49:20 AM  
Is there some reason we have to keep talking about that drooling non-entity?
 
2021-04-11 5:16:37 AM  

Gyrfalcon: Is there some reason we have to keep talking about that drooling non-entity?


There's no reason we have to, but at this point, Trump has become an albatross about the neck of the Republican Party, so I'm happy to keep taking about the piece of sh*t.
 
2021-04-11 8:23:21 AM  
Hilarious to see people still thinking actual leading matters. Republicans haven't actually led in decades. The entire model is to trigger the libs and pick fights. The answers to these polls are designed to do just that: they know picking that answer will piss you off, so they do. It's just a big game of trying to one up their betters. It's like servents using the cheaper shoe polish on their masters boots. It's all they have left. Stop taking this shiat so seriously, they certainly don't.
 
2021-04-11 8:40:33 AM  
People are seriously going to take medical advice from the guy who doesn't exercise because he thinks people are big batteries and will die when they run out of charge?
 
2021-04-11 2:08:09 PM  
Noticing the increase of T**** submissions.

Stop giving it oxygen and clicks. Turn it off.
 
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