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(Some Guy)   New Earthquake Detection App may give people time to evacuate, know when your Mom is coming   (massivesci.com) divider line
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2021-04-11 12:21:59 AM  
Not a lot of places to take cover to prepare for an earthquake.

Find a nice sturdy table or doorway I suppose.
 
2021-04-11 12:24:42 AM  
I always know when your mom is coming, subby.
 
2021-04-11 12:30:03 AM  
That is just a modified kaiju detection app.
 
2021-04-11 1:05:36 AM  
That sounds awesome.

There's nothing worse than trying to pinch one out and wipe while the house is shaking, although the article isn't clear.

Are we talking time to browse Facebook on your phone, and a leisurely wipe? Or just a minute or two to add a bit of pressure and risk hemorrhoids?
 
2021-04-11 1:36:36 AM  

dyhchong: That sounds awesome.

There's nothing worse than trying to pinch one out and wipe while the house is shaking, although the article isn't clear.

Are we talking time to browse Facebook on your phone, and a leisurely wipe? Or just a minute or two to add a bit of pressure and risk hemorrhoids?


Notification will provide "up to tens of seconds", depending on how far you are from the epicenter.  Probably just count on enough time to flush and move away from the shower's glass doors, mirrors, etc.
 
2021-04-11 1:57:08 AM  

Thats My Name too!: dyhchong: That sounds awesome.

There's nothing worse than trying to pinch one out and wipe while the house is shaking, although the article isn't clear.

Are we talking time to browse Facebook on your phone, and a leisurely wipe? Or just a minute or two to add a bit of pressure and risk hemorrhoids?

Notification will provide "up to tens of seconds", depending on how far you are from the epicenter.  Probably just count on enough time to flush and move away from the shower's glass doors, mirrors, etc.


Got it, one up, one down, and one to polish.
 
2021-04-11 5:10:05 AM  
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2021-04-11 5:31:01 AM  
In case of earthquake warning evacuate immediately. Then change underwear and leave the building
 
2021-04-11 11:23:06 AM  
With subby's mom, we really a tsunami warning in addition to the earthquake.
 
2021-04-11 11:35:25 AM  
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2021-04-11 7:06:52 PM  
Your mom hasn't come since milk delivery ended
 
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