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(Yahoo)   Shaq's mansion is for sale. Holds more ink than the leading mansions, has closet space for this many pages   (yahoo.com) divider line
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2021-04-10 10:36:05 PM  
Hey Shaq, I challenge you to a free throw contest for it.
 
2021-04-10 11:42:24 PM  
Shaq's shack for sale.
 
2021-04-11 12:11:49 AM  
Reliable Car Insurance Company - Best Friends Till The End | The General Auto Insurance
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2021-04-11 12:12:18 AM  
What, all the crap was lowered two feet?  Supposedly tall guys have more money (this one doesn't), and would want it higher.  Maybe only lower it one foot?
 
2021-04-11 12:19:25 AM  
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Someone tell Rich Evans.
 
2021-04-11 1:11:40 AM  
I call bullshirt. I don't think a martial arts tournament was ever held at that place.
 
2021-04-11 2:50:13 AM  
I picked up one of those ecotank printers a while back and I've got to say I've been impressed by it.  Sure it's pricey upfront, but the printing costs are so low I don't bother turning off color printing.  Not quite as fast as a laser, but a lot better picture quality on photo stock.

So maybe Shaq is a little more discerning in what he shills for than I gave him credit for.
 
2021-04-11 2:55:42 AM  
That's a lot of bricks.
 
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2021-04-11 5:15:57 AM  
Packing up and leaving is the best way to get away from the smell of Papa John short of also burning it to the ground.
 
2021-04-11 7:34:06 AM  
I got to visit a former NBA center's house that a friend of my brother's was house sitting.
All of the doorways were XXL Tall, the counters were higher than standard, high ceilings of course, but at least the guy didn't have his initials or likeness built in where they would be difficult to remove.

Of course, Shaq is probably still making enough money in a week to build two of these Florida mansions. I know his likeness is on TV constantly.
 
2021-04-11 10:11:24 AM  
It has 31 thousand square feet, 12 bedrooms, and a TIIIIIIIIN ROOF! (rusted)
 
2021-04-11 10:55:13 AM  
Why tweak the interior? Do rich people buy houses fully furnished and not change them?
 
2021-04-11 11:35:53 AM  

Bovine Diarrhea Virus: Shaq's shack for sale.


Shaq sacks shaq's shack
 
2021-04-11 11:39:24 AM  
Well, that's insane.  The annual utilities, maintenance, repairs, security, and staff on that place--averaged out over long-term ownership--would have to be 500k-750k a year.

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2021-04-11 1:29:39 PM  

DrBrownCow: Well, that's insane.  The annual utilities, maintenance, repairs, security, and staff on that place--averaged out over long-term ownership--would have to be 500k-750k a year.

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It could be turned into an amazing public museum or library. Or some kind of local research space, like for paleontologists or anthropologists who need work rooms, storage, and spaces for writing, editing, and collecting literature. These are the kinds of daydrems I have when I see this stuff on the market.
 
2021-04-11 1:50:18 PM  

zjoik: Bovine Diarrhea Virus: Shaq's shack for sale.

Shaq sacks shaq's shack


He's got a product for comfortable sacks.

Shaq Shake
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2021-04-11 3:09:33 PM  

flemardo: zjoik: Bovine Diarrhea Virus: Shaq's shack for sale.

Shaq sacks shaq's shack

He's got a product for comfortable sacks.

[YouTube video: Shaq Shake]


Shaqs shakes slack sack
 
2021-04-11 3:29:16 PM  

abhorrent1: Why tweak the interior? Do rich people buy houses fully furnished and not change them?


That was bad planning

If I was a rich and buying an NBA stars house I would want the little signs it really was the NBA stars house. Raises the value.
 
2021-04-11 3:49:05 PM  

AlgaeRancher: If I was a rich and buying an NBA stars house I would want the little signs it really was the NBA stars house. Raises the value.


I'm guessing the urine stain under the urinal is not the kind of "little sign" of Shaq you had in mind.

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2021-04-11 4:26:11 PM  

DrBrownCow: AlgaeRancher: If I was a rich and buying an NBA stars house I would want the little signs it really was the NBA stars house. Raises the value.

I'm guessing the urine stain under the urinal is not the kind of "little sign" of Shaq you had in mind.

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Is that archway a viewing gallery??
 
2021-04-11 5:25:38 PM  

Bennie Crabtree: DrBrownCow: AlgaeRancher: If I was a rich and buying an NBA stars house I would want the little signs it really was the NBA stars house. Raises the value.

I'm guessing the urine stain under the urinal is not the kind of "little sign" of Shaq you had in mind.

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Is that archway a viewing gallery??


That's where Shaq stood when using the urinal.
 
2021-04-11 9:28:26 PM  

DrBrownCow: AlgaeRancher: If I was a rich and buying an NBA stars house I would want the little signs it really was the NBA stars house. Raises the value.

I'm guessing the urine stain under the urinal is not the kind of "little sign" of Shaq you had in mind.

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I understand wanting enough space to move around in, but that bathroom could fit a king size bed. Just empty space. And with all that room they went with a shower stall in the corner?
 
2021-04-12 12:30:31 AM  

Marksrevenge: DrBrownCow: AlgaeRancher: If I was a rich and buying an NBA stars house I would want the little signs it really was the NBA stars house. Raises the value.

I'm guessing the urine stain under the urinal is not the kind of "little sign" of Shaq you had in mind.

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I understand wanting enough space to move around in, but that bathroom could fit a king size bed. Just empty space. And with all that room they went with a shower stall in the corner?


All the counters and toilets are regular height. I'd think they'd be raised up
 
2021-04-12 12:39:40 AM  

Marksrevenge: DrBrownCow: AlgaeRancher: If I was a rich and buying an NBA stars house I would want the little signs it really was the NBA stars house. Raises the value.

I'm guessing the urine stain under the urinal is not the kind of "little sign" of Shaq you had in mind.

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I understand wanting enough space to move around in, but that bathroom could fit a king size bed. Just empty space. And with all that room they went with a shower stall in the corner?


I'm guessing they had lots of waterproof sex furniture in there.
 
2021-04-12 8:53:52 AM  

AllyOop: All the counters and toilets are regular height. I'd think they'd be raised up


You'd think so.     Given the amount of traveling he does, I guess he's used to using regular size and height toilets.

A friend of mine owns and operates a small lunch spot with indoor and outdoor seating that gets recommended by a hotel and performance venue across the street.   Sometimes they'll get carryout orders for celebrities and their crews, but sometimes the celebrities will wander over to eat or just pick it up themselves.    She said the best experience with a celebrity by far (her emphasis) was with Shaq.   Easy going, generous, and polite.  No "do you know who I am?" attitude.   Took photos with people while he was waiting for his food, and nobody bothered him while he was eating except to ask if they could get a picture after he was finished, which he did.   He left a generous tip.   A group sitting outside on the patio asked for a picture and Shaq sat down at their table for the photo and spent a few minutes talking with them.
 
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