Skip to content
 
If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(Some Guy)   NSFW   (safety.com) divider line
    More: Misc, Lock, best home safes, Combination lock, Safe, home safes, Key, home safe, Fingerprint recognition  
•       •       •

15405 clicks; posted to Main » on 10 Apr 2021 at 10:17 PM (4 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



76 Comments     (+0 »)
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest


Oldest | « | 1 | 2 | » | Newest | Show all

 
2021-04-10 5:49:02 PM  
It's even funnier when I remember that I'm paying for this.


//Thank-you, subby
 
2021-04-10 5:50:32 PM  
My L. It was OL.
 
2021-04-10 5:59:41 PM  
Laughter OL.
 
2021-04-10 6:00:30 PM  
HOTY Candidate
 
2021-04-10 6:26:00 PM  
telltaletv.comView Full Size
 
2021-04-10 6:26:25 PM  
Fark user imageView Full Size
 
2021-04-10 7:16:18 PM  
Subby, you magnificent bastard.
 
2021-04-10 8:35:59 PM  
Fark user imageView Full Size
 
2021-04-10 8:36:31 PM  
Fark user imageView Full Size
 
2021-04-10 8:43:46 PM  
Fark user imageView Full Size
 
2021-04-10 9:34:08 PM  
Subby, you magnificent bastard. Out yourself & take a bow.
 
2021-04-10 9:44:13 PM  
Fark user imageView Full Size
 
2021-04-10 9:52:22 PM  
Fark user imageView Full Size
 
2021-04-10 9:58:53 PM  
i.imgflip.comView Full Size
 
2021-04-10 10:22:06 PM  
Best headline for a long time.
 
2021-04-10 10:22:24 PM  
Fark user imageView Full Size
 
2021-04-10 10:23:03 PM  
but I work from home?!?!?
 
2021-04-10 10:23:03 PM  
I don't get it. Can someone explain it like I'm five? Perhaps I'm three or four gins too deep..
 
2021-04-10 10:23:49 PM  
Well played, subby.

Fark user imageView Full Size
 
2021-04-10 10:25:22 PM  

homeless_need_help: It's even funnier when I remember that I'm paying for this.


//Thank-you, subby


I did a combo LOL/WTF. So... a win, overall.
 
2021-04-10 10:26:36 PM  

This is a late parrot: HOTY Candidate


Disappointingly so...
 
2021-04-10 10:28:11 PM  
Fark user imageView Full Size

....not sure.
 
2021-04-10 10:29:03 PM  

jjwars1: I don't get it. Can someone explain it like I'm five? Perhaps I'm three or four gins too deep..


These are safes marketed for the home.  They are Not Safes For Work.
 
2021-04-10 10:29:32 PM  
Yep, that was a guffaw the cat just heard.

Goddammit subby.
 
2021-04-10 10:39:04 PM  
We know why you clicked...best I could find
futurefire.netView Full Size
 
2021-04-10 10:39:49 PM  
Not safe for work... the best home safes. What's supposed to be so funny?
 
2021-04-10 10:40:29 PM  
Fark user imageView Full Size
 
2021-04-10 10:42:42 PM  
Fark user imageView Full Size
 
2021-04-10 10:45:37 PM  

Russ1642: Not safe for work... the best home safes. What's supposed to be so funny?


Safe not for work, safe for home.
 
2021-04-10 10:46:35 PM  
#32 Green. My best work to date I think.
 
2021-04-10 10:47:03 PM  

Bondith: Russ1642: Not safe for work... the best home safes. What's supposed to be so funny?

Safe not for work, safe for home.


That's the joke? Uhhh. I thought the link had changed.
 
2021-04-10 10:48:45 PM  

Russ1642: Bondith: Russ1642: Not safe for work... the best home safes. What's supposed to be so funny?

Safe not for work, safe for home.

That's the joke? Uhhh. I thought the link had changed.


We've been locked up for an entire year.  We are easily amused at this point.
 
2021-04-10 10:49:20 PM  
static1.squarespace.comView Full Size
 
2021-04-10 10:50:03 PM  
Fark user imageView Full Size
 
2021-04-10 10:53:00 PM  

Russ1642: Bondith: Russ1642: Not safe for work... the best home safes. What's supposed to be so funny?

Safe not for work, safe for home.

That's the joke? Uhhh. I thought the link had changed.


You don't think that's funny? I think it's funny and clever. If there's a word that combines those two things, it would be that.
 
2021-04-10 10:56:32 PM  

Grumpy Cat: Russ1642: Bondith: Russ1642: Not safe for work... the best home safes. What's supposed to be so funny?

Safe not for work, safe for home.

That's the joke? Uhhh. I thought the link had changed.

You don't think that's funny? I think it's funny and clever. If there's a word that combines those two things, it would be that.


Witty.
 
2021-04-10 10:57:13 PM  
Fark user imageView Full Size
 
2021-04-10 10:57:36 PM  
Is that Donald Trump on the far right of the front row?  His head is framed by the two corner posts during wide shots.
 
2021-04-10 10:58:13 PM  

foo monkey: Grumpy Cat: Russ1642: Bondith: Russ1642: Not safe for work... the best home safes. What's supposed to be so funny?

Safe not for work, safe for home.

That's the joke? Uhhh. I thought the link had changed.

You don't think that's funny? I think it's funny and clever. If there's a word that combines those two things, it would be that.

Witty.


Yeah. I googled it right afterwards and saw it was witty. Lol
 
2021-04-10 11:03:12 PM  
Fark user imageView Full Size
 
2021-04-10 11:07:34 PM  
Men Without Hats - Safety Dance (Official Music Video)
Youtube AjPau5QYtYs
 
WGJ [TotalFark]
2021-04-10 11:12:08 PM  
I was expecting safe sex.
 
2021-04-10 11:12:30 PM  
I think when they eventually study how our brains retracted and dried up during the pandemic, they will use this thread as evidence. Prepare to be nothing but evidence.
 
2021-04-10 11:14:09 PM  

WGJ: I was expecting safe sex.


external-preview.redd.itView Full Size
 
2021-04-10 11:16:08 PM  
I bet they don't normally get this many hits on their site on a Saturday evening. Imagine explaining the analytics to the boss.
 
2021-04-10 11:16:19 PM  
Fark user imageView Full Size

The SentrySafe HD 4100?

Yeah, I'd fark it.
 
2021-04-10 11:30:18 PM  

Bondith: Russ1642: Not safe for work... the best home safes. What's supposed to be so funny?

Safe not for work, safe for home.


So easy caveman do it
 
2021-04-10 11:31:45 PM  
Hey Subs?
Fark user imageView Full Size
 
2021-04-10 11:38:19 PM  
I wonder if LockPickingLawyer or Bosnian Bill have plans to attempt these.
 
2021-04-10 11:55:01 PM  

Archie Goodwin: [static1.squarespace.com image 401x496]


Is the guy in blue Pete Rose-ing into home plate 50 years before Pete Rose was born?
 
Displayed 50 of 76 comments


Oldest | « | 1 | 2 | » | Newest | Show all


View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

This thread is closed to new comments.

Continue Farking





On Twitter



  1. Links are submitted by members of the Fark community.

  2. When community members submit a link, they also write a custom headline for the story.

  3. Other Farkers comment on the links. This is the number of comments. Click here to read them.

  4. Click here to submit a link.