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(Some Guy)   I'm not saying the Pentagon is verifying that UFOs are out there, but the Pentagon is verifying that UFOs are out there   (theblackvault.com) divider line
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2021-04-10 10:09:57 PM  
That's one big Mylar balloon.
 
2021-04-10 10:12:05 PM  
I'm gonna need some confirmation on this confirmation. Can NASA weigh in? Are we working up to that?
 
2021-04-10 10:42:12 PM  

italie: That's one big Mylar balloon.


Swamp gas reflecting off of Venus
 
2021-04-10 11:37:18 PM  
Yeah... no.
 
2021-04-10 11:37:34 PM  
And yet somehow, nobody *ever* gets a photograph with more pixels of the actual object than a potato.
 
2021-04-10 11:41:06 PM  
Anyone who looked at that article, and the previous one, and the others that have been circulating, and construed her words as "the Pentagon confirmed that air or space craft not built on Earth or flown by humans from Earth exist," needs to seriously sit down and learn how to parse sentences.
 
2021-04-10 11:57:12 PM  
FormlessOne:

Anyone who looked at that article, and th Anyone who looked at that article, and the previous one, and the others that have been circulating, and construed her words as the Pentagon confirmed that air or space craft not built on Earth or flown by humans from Earth exist needs to seriously sit down and learn how to parse sentences.
 
2021-04-11 12:11:03 AM  
Relax, they're ours.  Mostly.
 
2021-04-11 12:12:00 AM  
Can't identify the flying object? UFO is a reasonable label.
 
2021-04-11 12:19:26 AM  
Remember kids, UFO does not mean aliens.
 
2021-04-11 1:08:21 AM  

erik-k: And yet somehow, nobody *ever* gets a photograph with more pixels of the actual object than a potato.


I went plane spotting off the end of the runway at naws. Like, 8 miles away but in line with the numbers. Frigging B2 Spirit right above me and I whip it out and snap a bunch.

They were all poorly framed potato.

It's tricky.
 
2021-04-11 1:42:53 AM  
However, Gough refused to confirm whether they remain "unidentified," or are used as training material for identifiable objects, or remain unknowns.

"I'm not saying that these ships with incredible capabilities are ours, and should scare the hell out of the Chinese . . ."
 
2021-04-11 1:54:55 AM  
Another idiot who thinks UFO is a synonym for spaceship from another solar system.

There are by definition countless UFOs.
 
2021-04-11 8:43:39 AM  
If I have said it a million times, I have said it billions and billions:  fuzzy dots prove nothing.

That one looks like a camera artificat, probably a tiny flaw in the lens from damage by a speck of dust.

The big cloudy one looks like a big cloudy space thing, to paraphrase the crew of the Red Dwarf.
 
2021-04-11 8:54:16 AM  

brantgoose: If I have said it a million times, I have said it billions and billions:  fuzzy dots prove nothing.

That one looks like a camera artificat, probably a tiny flaw in the lens from damage by a speck of dust.

The big cloudy one looks like a big cloudy space thing, to paraphrase the crew of the Red Dwarf.


Swirly Thing Alert!
 
2021-04-11 9:03:45 AM  
I still like the 2 guys in Pascagoula who were secretly taped, and still sounded pretty freaked-out about getting probed by the aliens, haw haw haw.


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2021-04-11 9:49:29 AM  

FormlessOne: Yeah... no.


yeah, yes.
 
2021-04-11 9:54:47 AM  
 
2021-04-11 10:17:23 AM  

some_beer_drinker: we are not alone.

https://www.theblackvault.com/document​archive/pentagon-confirms-recent-uap-u​fo-leaks-as-genuine/?utm_source=fark&u​tm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICI​D=ref_fark


Best doc on ufos ive seen.

The Phenonomon (2020) on youtube and others.
 
2021-04-11 10:57:45 AM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Remember kids, UFO does not mean aliens.


Course not.

It means weatherballoons!!
 
2021-04-11 10:58:27 AM  

FormlessOne: Yeah... no.


Yeah......the jokes on you.
 
2021-04-11 10:59:00 AM  

plecos: italie: That's one big Mylar balloon.

Swamp gas reflecting off of Venus


I thought it was Uranus??
 
2021-04-11 12:56:06 PM  

Linux_Yes: some_beer_drinker: we are not alone.

https://www.theblackvault.com/document​archive/pentagon-confirms-recent-uap-u​fo-leaks-as-genuine/?utm_source=fark&u​tm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICI​D=ref_fark

Best doc on ufos ive seen.

The Phenonomon (2020) on youtube and others.


course i saw it. this is why i push so hard to get others to see the truth
 
2021-04-11 1:57:16 PM  
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2021-04-11 2:57:15 PM  

KarmicDisaster: EwwwwWWW WEEEEEEeee OOOooo OOOOOOOOH


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2021-04-11 3:50:02 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Remember kids, UFO does not mean aliens.


Thought that was why the someone at the Pentagon termed them UAPs.
You know, so the general population isn't alarmed and all.
 
2021-04-11 4:02:55 PM  
So what I'm getting from not reading the article is that the Pentagon doesn't know everything that it has ever seen in the air with enough certainty to say what it was?
 
2021-04-12 12:41:34 PM  

erik-k: And yet somehow, nobody *ever* gets a photograph with more pixels of the actual object than a potato.



I'm not surprised.

Potatoes are notoriously poor photographers. They don't even have opposable thumbs for cryin' out loud.
 
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