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(Mediaite)   Is cheese a religion? Do you use both tubes of the pants on your arms? Do houses have parents? Do you agree that staircases are immodest?   (mediaite.com) divider line
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2021-04-10 9:07:27 PM  
If they're going to be allowed to ask this kind of question, Psaki should get the services of one large man tasked with giving the most violent wedgies imaginable to the questioner.
 
2021-04-10 9:09:22 PM  
That's a stupid question.
 
2021-04-10 9:09:52 PM  
Some people need to be followed around by handlers with sections of planks, and whacked on the back of the head every time they say something as asinine as this.

"Do you think it's dangerous to say the American people support something, when Republicans don't?" WHAP!
 
2021-04-10 9:09:55 PM  
Do wasps make chutney? What a buncha maroons
 
2021-04-10 9:10:07 PM  
What the hell is this nonsense!
 
2021-04-10 9:11:11 PM  
If you're consistently champion legislation that has broad public support among the voters of one party and yet the legislators of that party refuse to endorse that legislation, it's pretty good indication that those legislators are not concerned with the will of their constituents.
 
2021-04-10 9:11:49 PM  
Sebastian Smith was obviously having an orgasm.  When it happens at the WH press conference, it may seem like a stroke, but it was definitely an orgasm.  Agence France-Presse needs to find let him socialize, find other outlets for his libido.
 
2021-04-10 9:11:58 PM  
PRAISE CHEESES!!!
 
2021-04-10 9:12:57 PM  
The only opinions that matter are those of the donor class.  They should be publishing those opinions.
 
2021-04-10 9:13:30 PM  

abb3w: PRAISE CHEESES!!!


Blessed be the cheesemakers.
 
2021-04-10 9:13:36 PM  

culebra: If they're going to be allowed to ask this kind of question, Psaki should get the services of one large man tasked with giving the most violent wedgies imaginable to the questioner.


We've had that since the 70s-80s.  It's the atomic wedgy.
 
2021-04-10 9:13:37 PM  
She's got to be so quick on her feet to deal with this nonsense without amplifying it, or seeming unprofessional, or giving the derp squad the sound bytes they crave.
 
2021-04-10 9:13:44 PM  
I'm not against cheese as a religion.  Infrastructure is nice too.
 
2021-04-10 9:15:58 PM  

Snapper Carr: If you're consistently champion legislation that has broad public support among the voters of one party and yet the legislators of that party refuse to endorse that legislation, it's pretty good indication that those legislators are not concerned with the will of their constituents.


Constituents don't vote for one of the two parties in the duopoly because they agree on every single issue. They vote for the party that represents them on the majority of issues. Republican voters are fully willing to sacrifice infrastructure if it means tax cuts and minority bashing.
 
2021-04-10 9:16:50 PM  
Is it dangerous for a politician to regularly ignore their constituents?
hasn't been yet, but here's hoping.

/Electorally dangerous that is
//danger = 6th dot jpeg
///dot slashies
 
2021-04-10 9:17:09 PM  
Cheeses of Nazareth!

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/sadly they closed
 
2021-04-10 9:17:25 PM  

rosekolodny: I'm not against cheese as a religion.  Infrastructure is nice too.


It's not just cheese, right? It's infrastructure to help support the entire dairy industry.
 
2021-04-10 9:19:47 PM  

winterbraid: Is it dangerous for a politician to regularly ignore their constituents?


Jan is quick and sharp with her retorts. I wish she had had that one ready.
 
2021-04-10 9:20:53 PM  
What a friend we have in Cheeses.
 
2021-04-10 9:20:56 PM  
Hm. "arm-pants" does still have the problem of the trailing s that leads to many confused kids and 40-somethings having odd shower thoughts at 2AM. I don't mind "butt-shirt", though.
 
2021-04-10 9:21:04 PM  

culebra: If they're going to be allowed to ask this kind of question, Psaki should get the services of one large man tasked with giving the most violent wedgies imaginable to the questioner.


I watch the FailArmy channel on TV, and they showcase a broad array of people (almost always men) knocking themselves in the junk.

I think Psaki needs a couple of guys and a big "wheel of junk pain", so when an idiot asks a question like this, she spins the wheel, they all view the video it stops on, and then the guys proceed to re-enact the video with the reporter and any necessary props.
 
2021-04-10 9:22:09 PM  
Don't stop on the stairs and make me slam into your big butt!
 
2021-04-10 9:23:04 PM  

Gyrfalcon: Some people need to be followed around by handlers with sections of planks, and whacked on the back of the head every time they say something as asinine as this.

"Do you think it's dangerous to say the American people support something, when Republicans don't?" WHAP!


People voting Republican.
Give them a boot to the head

/ It's been done.
 
2021-04-10 9:23:22 PM  
YES, cheese is a religion. or at least a sacred religious calling......both to create and to consume.

and i don't know about your staircase, but this one is pure sex!
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2021-04-10 9:24:19 PM  
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2021-04-10 9:25:38 PM  
Staircases ARE immodest, subby.
 
2021-04-10 9:26:28 PM  
Boondocks - White Men Love Cheese
Youtube PDmXR6pvCto
 
2021-04-10 9:26:54 PM  

luna1580: YES, cheese is a religion. or at least a sacred religious calling......both to create and to consume.

and i don't know about your staircase, but this one is pure sex!
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Pretty sure that staircase was specifically designed to prevent nuns from having to endure the shameful immodesty of ladders.

Upskirt views and face to butts was unacceptable.
 
2021-04-10 9:31:20 PM  

Purple_Urkle: luna1580: YES, cheese is a religion. or at least a sacred religious calling......both to create and to consume.

and i don't know about your staircase, but this one is pure sex!
[Fark user image image 262x421]

Pretty sure that staircase was specifically designed to prevent nuns from having to endure the shameful immodesty of ladders.

Upskirt views and face to butts was unacceptable.


no.

that specific staircase was built as an answer to a prayer, and built by an angel. or so they say........

https://www.santafenewmexican.com/new​s​/local_news/experts-consider-miracle-s​tairs-in-santa-fe-s-loretto-chapel/art​icle_ef483b1f-6cc2-5cd9-93e8-9e7c1d3d5​6f7.html

https://www.lorettochapel.com/info/st​a​ircase
 
2021-04-10 9:33:23 PM  
Where that headline took my brain.
Animaniacs- Survey Ladies
Youtube Bwi96ZRtc_8


\surprised I'm first
 
2021-04-10 9:34:49 PM  
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2021-04-10 9:36:46 PM  

luna1580: Purple_Urkle: luna1580: YES, cheese is a religion. or at least a sacred religious calling......both to create and to consume.

and i don't know about your staircase, but this one is pure sex!
[Fark user image image 262x421]

Pretty sure that staircase was specifically designed to prevent nuns from having to endure the shameful immodesty of ladders.

Upskirt views and face to butts was unacceptable.

no.

that specific staircase was built as an answer to a prayer, and built by an angel. or so they say........

https://www.santafenewmexican.com/news​/local_news/experts-consider-miracle-s​tairs-in-santa-fe-s-loretto-chapel/art​icle_ef483b1f-6cc2-5cd9-93e8-9e7c1d3d5​6f7.html

https://www.lorettochapel.com/info/sta​ircase


Okay the second link mentioned a ladder being recommended. Then the nuns praying for a staircase instead.

Pretty sure if the nuns were fine with a ladder, they would've settled for a ladder.
 
2021-04-10 9:37:23 PM  

luna1580: YES, cheese is a religion. or at least a sacred religious calling......both to create and to consume.

and i don't know about your staircase, but this one is pure sex!
[Fark user image 262x421]


and yet...

X Marks the Spot Indiana Jones
Youtube dvywOjh_hdY
 
2021-04-10 9:38:26 PM  
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2021-04-10 9:40:31 PM  
Can be; yes; yes, but not the way you think; depends on the bannister
 
2021-04-10 9:42:52 PM  
Mike Pants said "The American People" like it was a mantra and I really wish a reporter asked him "Which ones?"
 
2021-04-10 9:49:43 PM  
The questioner has a point. Republican lawmakers represent the wealthy and connected, not the kind of unwashed plebeians who answer polls and vote in elections.
 
2021-04-10 9:51:25 PM  
There is but one true God:

THE CHEESE STANDS ALONE!
 
2021-04-10 9:56:00 PM  

fasahd: There is but one true God:

THE CHEESE STANDS ALONE!


Psaki is Omar, everyone else is Fox News:
Omar Comin'
Youtube iMm1Wih0kug
 
2021-04-10 9:56:13 PM  
God, I love her so much. 😍
 
2021-04-10 9:57:04 PM  
By my deeds, i honor thee.....Cheese
 
2021-04-10 9:58:58 PM  
If cheese is a religion I am no longer agnostic/atheist.

Or whatever the hell people attempt to pigeonhole me as.
 
2021-04-10 10:01:09 PM  

invictus2: [Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/PDmXR6pv​Cto]


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2021-04-10 10:04:11 PM  

casual disregard: That's a stupid question.


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2021-04-10 10:07:10 PM  
"Dangerous"? Of all words, he went with the dogwhistle bullhorn "dangerous"? FOAD, dude.
 
2021-04-10 10:11:59 PM  

Shaggy_C: Snapper Carr: If you're consistently champion legislation that has broad public support among the voters of one party and yet the legislators of that party refuse to endorse that legislation, it's pretty good indication that those legislators are not concerned with the will of their constituents.

Constituents don't vote for one of the two parties in the duopoly because they agree on every single issue. They vote for the party that represents them on the majority of issues. Republican voters are fully willing to sacrifice infrastructure if it means tax cuts and minority bashing.


I should start a party : everything the democrats stand for + rounding up all bush/trump admin, sending em to gitmo. Facebook and twitter nationalized, zuckerberg and dorsey go to gitmo for being russian puppets. Virtually all the right wing propaganda machine gets shut down for conspiring with russia.
 
2021-04-10 10:14:14 PM  
I think the point he was trying to make, which was badly made, was that using support from polls to justify a policy is good when there's strong support for it, but this tactic is counter-productive if there's a need to introduce a policy that's required by the times but is not popular.

I think this is the point he was trying to make. He's an AFP reporter, not a Fox News/OAN/NewsMax guy.
 
2021-04-10 10:17:45 PM  

casual disregard: That's a stupid question.


Which "conservative journalists" see as a challenge
 
2021-04-10 10:17:48 PM  

ansius: I think the point he was trying to make, which was badly made, was that using support from polls to justify a policy is good when there's strong support for it, but this tactic is counter-productive if there's a need to introduce a policy that's required by the times but is not popular.

I think this is the point he was trying to make. He's an AFP reporter, not a Fox News/OAN/NewsMax guy.


Apparently I just found religion. Unfortunately...
The Evaporators - Addicted To Cheese
Youtube MpzaHapvSGk
 
2021-04-10 10:18:06 PM  

casual disregard: That's a stupid question.


"Remember kids, there are no stupid questions, only stupid people."
 
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