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2021-04-10 1:25:21 PM  
Greetings All! Here is tonight's scheduled card: 

- SmackDown Women's Champion Sasha Banks vs. Bianca Belair
- WWE Champion Bobby Lashley vs. Drew McIntyre
- Raw Tag Team Champion The New Day vs. AJ Styles & Omos
- Bad Bunny & Damian Priest vs. The Miz & John Morrison
- Braun Strowman vs. Shane McMahon (Steel Cage Match)
- Naomi & Lana vs. Mandy Rose & Dana Brooke vs. The Riott Squad vs. Natalya & Tamina vs. Carmella & Billie Kay - Tag Team Turmoil
- Cesaro vs. Seth Rollins

Personally my picks are as follows:
SmackDown Women's Champion Sasha Banks vs. Bianca Belair
WWE Champion Bobby Lashley vs. Drew McIntyre
Raw Tag Team Champion The New Day vs. AJ Styles & Omos
Bad Bunny & Damian Priest
vs. The Miz & John Morrison
Braun Strowman vs. Shane McMahon (Steel Cage Match)
Naomi & Lana vs. Mandy Rose & Dana Brooke vs. The Riott Squad vs. Natalya & Tamina vs. Carmella & Billie Kay - Tag Team Turmoil
Cesaro vs. Seth Rollins

Bonus: BECKS shows up tonight!
Double Bonus: she challenges for the RAW Women's title tomorrow (either as a triple threat or faces winner soon after)
Annnnd in "Never in a million years....": Jericho shows up during WM in a one off cameo (WWE has Shinsuke kick Omega's head off in a return "guest" cameo on a future AEW show.)

The real "forbidden door" is Vince's office without being summoned to it. See you all for the show!
 
2021-04-10 4:17:06 PM  
Whoa, whoa...WrestleMania....fighting to survive!

WWE (WWF): WrestleMania X / XI / XII / 13 / XIV Theme Song - "WrestleMania (Instrumental)"
Youtube d7KzFtUhHUk
 
2021-04-10 4:17:49 PM  
WWE Superstars perform "WrestleMania"
Youtube RSbyk0VReyo
 
2021-04-10 6:45:54 PM  
Someone worked up a WM Night 1 drinking game: 
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2021-04-10 6:58:43 PM  
DAMMIT PAL, STEAL THE AIR TITANS FROM MARTINSVILLE!!!  I MUST SPORTS ENTERTAIN THE MASSES!!!

/Weather looks typically Floridian from what I've seen
 
2021-04-10 7:06:13 PM  
Vince isn't showing the crowd yet.
 
2021-04-10 7:18:59 PM  
Can this pre-show be any more of a gab-fest?
 
2021-04-10 7:20:10 PM  

ClavellBCMI: Can this pre-show be any more of a gab-fest?


Where's the crowd shot?  Also, am I wrong for all the rain in Martinsville to suddenly head down to Tampa?
 
2021-04-10 7:26:08 PM  

bluorangefyre: ClavellBCMI: Can this pre-show be any more of a gab-fest?

Where's the crowd shot?  Also, am I wrong for all the rain in Martinsville to suddenly head down to Tampa?


They won't show crowd shots until right before the show actually starts, because they want to make sure people aren't still at the merch tables or power-slamming brews before they get themselves to their seats.
 
2021-04-10 7:31:09 PM  

bluorangefyre: Vince isn't showing the crowd yet.


You don't show the crowd hiding in the concourse from rain.
 
2021-04-10 7:31:36 PM  
The Miz/Morrison song was amazing...
 
2021-04-10 7:32:31 PM  

Jim from Saint Paul: The Miz/Morrison song was amazing...


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2021-04-10 7:33:25 PM  
- SmackDown Women's Champion Sasha Banks vs. Bianca Belair
- WWE Champion Bobby Lashley vs. Drew McIntyre
- Raw Tag Team Champion The New Day vs. AJ Styles & Omos
- Bad Bunny & Damian Priest vs. The Miz & John Morrison
- Braun Strowman vs. Shane McMahon (Steel Cage Match)
- Naomi & Lana vs. Mandy Rose & Dana Brooke vs. The Riott Squad vs. Natalya & Tamina vs. Carmella & Billie Kay - Tag Team Turmoil
- Cesaro vs. Seth Rollins
 
2021-04-10 7:33:53 PM  
WHO farkING DECIDED TO HAVE LASHLEY AND DREW CURTAIN JERK, AND BANKS VS BIANCA TO MAIN EVENT?!?!?!?!

Who!?!?  I demand you come forward so I know who direct my internet anger at!!!!
 
2021-04-10 7:34:45 PM  
Not that I'm mad that a Gator got the Warrior Award, but didn't Ultimate Warrior want it to be given to guys in the back, not to guys repeatedly buried by Vince?
 
2021-04-10 7:34:52 PM  
The weather delay for WrestleMania 37 has been lifted, and the show is apparently moving forward.
As noted earlier at this link, Raymond James Stadium announced earlier that there was a weather delay and a risk of lightning. Fans were ordered from their seats as a safety precaution, told to seek shelter.
In an update, stadium officials announced that the delay has been lifted, and fans were able to return to their seats. Gates and parking were also opened back up.
"WEATHER UPDATE: lightning threat has passed, all parking and gates are back OPEN! Fans may return to their seats. Free parking at HCC is now closed. Thanks for being patient fans!," the stadium wrote on Twitter.
It was reported by Fightful Select that the rough weather that caused the delay actually ripped down some of the WrestleMania 37 set. It was noted that men in hard hats were sent up to fix flags that were on top of the pirate ship that was built on the set, and anything else that needed to be adjusted. WWE had tarped off the video screens to protect them from the weather, and a lot of the floor seating had blown over before being fixed.
 
2021-04-10 7:35:55 PM  

ZM Punk: WHO farkING DECIDED TO HAVE LASHLEY AND DREW CURTAIN JERK, AND BANKS VS BIANCA TO MAIN EVENT?!?!?!?!

Who!?!?  I demand you come forward so I know who direct my internet anger at!!!!


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2021-04-10 7:36:22 PM  

ZM Punk: WHO farkING DECIDED TO HAVE LASHLEY AND DREW CURTAIN JERK


Drew wanted to be the first person to come out in front of a live audience since forever
 
2021-04-10 7:36:39 PM  
Should be a good thread, Wrestlemania tends to bring in a bunch of extra posters.

- SmackDown Women's Champion Sasha Banks vs. Bianca Belair
- WWE Champion Bobby Lashley vs. Drew McIntyre
- Raw Tag Team Champion The New Day vs. AJ Styles & Omos
- Bad Bunny & Damian Priest vs. The Miz & John Morrison
- Braun Strowman vs. Shane McMahon (Steel Cage Match)
- Naomi & Lana vs. Mandy Rose & Dana Brooke vs. The Riott Squad vs. Natalya & Tamina vs. Carmella & Billie Kay - Tag Team Turmoil... man, I have no idea so I'll just go with The Sky Pirates (Io Shirai and Kairi Sane)
- Cesaro vs. Seth Rollins

Still not really sure about that Lashley/McIntyre result but it should be a good match.
 
2021-04-10 7:36:59 PM  
i just hope the weather doesnt cancel the pyro
 
2021-04-10 7:37:13 PM  

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: The weather delay for WrestleMania 37 has been lifted, and the show is apparently moving forward.
As noted earlier at this link, Raymond James Stadium announced earlier that there was a weather delay and a risk of lightning. Fans were ordered from their seats as a safety precaution, told to seek shelter.
In an update, stadium officials announced that the delay has been lifted, and fans were able to return to their seats. Gates and parking were also opened back up.
"WEATHER UPDATE: lightning threat has passed, all parking and gates are back OPEN! Fans may return to their seats. Free parking at HCC is now closed. Thanks for being patient fans!," the stadium wrote on Twitter.
It was reported by Fightful Select that the rough weather that caused the delay actually ripped down some of the WrestleMania 37 set. It was noted that men in hard hats were sent up to fix flags that were on top of the pirate ship that was built on the set, and anything else that needed to be adjusted. WWE had tarped off the video screens to protect them from the weather, and a lot of the floor seating had blown over before being fixed.


I'm redirecting the idol to Tampa.  I want it to rain on Vince's parade!
 
2021-04-10 7:38:04 PM  

ZM Punk: WHO farkING DECIDED TO HAVE LASHLEY AND DREW CURTAIN JERK, AND BANKS VS BIANCA TO MAIN EVENT?!?!?!?!

Who!?!?  I demand you come forward so I know who direct my internet anger at!!!!


Remember, this is only night one of Wrestlemania this year, because they didn't want to have a 6-hour Wrestlemania.
 
2021-04-10 7:38:25 PM  
It's like raaaaaaaaaaiiin.. on your wrestling.. day..
 
2021-04-10 7:38:31 PM  

bluorangefyre: Not that I'm mad that a Gator got the Warrior Award, but didn't Ultimate Warrior want it to be given to guys in the back, not to guys repeatedly buried by Vince?


I believe a camera man won it this year.
 
2021-04-10 7:39:58 PM  
I'm way out of the loop on WWE.  Are the matches tonight and tomorrow of equal caliber?  Also, could someone please rank the current prestige of the belts?  And WTF is up with the creepy guy in the horror mask?
 
2021-04-10 7:40:19 PM  
The only thing that can save the Looming disaster of a main event is if Becks driver her optimus prime to the ring, stone cold style amd teaches those too how to cut a promo
 
2021-04-10 7:40:33 PM  

ClavellBCMI: ZM Punk: WHO farkING DECIDED TO HAVE LASHLEY AND DREW CURTAIN JERK, AND BANKS VS BIANCA TO MAIN EVENT?!?!?!?!

Who!?!?  I demand you come forward so I know who direct my internet anger at!!!!

Remember, this is only night one of Wrestlemania this year, because they didn't want to have a 6-hour Wrestlemania.


remember that time we had Wyatt vs Taker in broad farking daylight?
 
2021-04-10 7:40:52 PM  

ZM Punk: WHO farkING DECIDED TO HAVE LASHLEY AND DREW CURTAIN JERK, AND BANKS VS BIANCA TO MAIN EVENT?!?!?!?!

Who!?!?  I demand you come forward so I know who direct my internet anger at!!!!


WHO DECIDED THAT BOBBY LASHLEY SHOULD BE A CHAMPION OF ANYTHING?

I am 100% okay with getting him out of the way and 100% okay with the main event.
 
2021-04-10 7:41:05 PM  

NKURyan: bluorangefyre: Not that I'm mad that a Gator got the Warrior Award, but didn't Ultimate Warrior want it to be given to guys in the back, not to guys repeatedly buried by Vince?

I believe a camera man won it this year.


I've seen Titus work under the ring.
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2021-04-10 7:42:16 PM  

ZM Punk: The only thing that can save the Looming disaster of a main event is if Becks driver her optimus prime to the ring, stone cold style amd teaches those too how to cut a promo


I'd be fine with that.
 
2021-04-10 7:43:12 PM  

Jim from Saint Paul: ZM Punk: WHO farkING DECIDED TO HAVE LASHLEY AND DREW CURTAIN JERK, AND BANKS VS BIANCA TO MAIN EVENT?!?!?!?!

Who!?!?  I demand you come forward so I know who direct my internet anger at!!!!

WHO DECIDED THAT BOBBY LASHLEY SHOULD BE A CHAMPION OF ANYTHING?

I am 100% okay with getting him out of the way and 100% okay with the main event.


He's actually been killing it with The Hurt Business and MVP. It's been one of the few consistent bright spots on Raw over the last 6 months.
 
2021-04-10 7:43:32 PM  

foo monkey: And WTF is up with the creepy guy in the horror mask?


His valet and him are the most entertaining thing on WWE tv right now.

Especially his valet.
 
2021-04-10 7:43:58 PM  

foo monkey: I'm way out of the loop on WWE.  Are the matches tonight and tomorrow of equal caliber?  Also, could someone please rank the current prestige of the belts?  And WTF is up with the creepy guy in the horror mask?


I personally think the card tomorrow night is a little more interesting but I think they tried to make the two nights more-or-less equal.

The creepy guy in the mask is Bray Wyatt... kind of. It's a strange angle and it's possible that Wyatt isn't even the one currently under the mask.

As for prestige of the belts, it's probably right about what you'd expect it to be: the two main titles, then the two women's titles, then the US/IC titles, then the two sets of tag titles, and then the women's tag titles.
 
2021-04-10 7:44:51 PM  

Outshined_One: Jim from Saint Paul: ZM Punk: WHO farkING DECIDED TO HAVE LASHLEY AND DREW CURTAIN JERK, AND BANKS VS BIANCA TO MAIN EVENT?!?!?!?!

Who!?!?  I demand you come forward so I know who direct my internet anger at!!!!

WHO DECIDED THAT BOBBY LASHLEY SHOULD BE A CHAMPION OF ANYTHING?

I am 100% okay with getting him out of the way and 100% okay with the main event.

He's actually been killing it with The Hurt Business and MVP. It's been one of the few consistent bright spots on Raw over the last 6 months.


I am of the opinion that MVP has made that group decent. Not the people in it.

Especially Lashley. Never been a fan and sure aint right now.
 
2021-04-10 7:46:02 PM  

Jim from Saint Paul: Outshined_One: Jim from Saint Paul: ZM Punk: WHO farkING DECIDED TO HAVE LASHLEY AND DREW CURTAIN JERK, AND BANKS VS BIANCA TO MAIN EVENT?!?!?!?!

Who!?!?  I demand you come forward so I know who direct my internet anger at!!!!

WHO DECIDED THAT BOBBY LASHLEY SHOULD BE A CHAMPION OF ANYTHING?

I am 100% okay with getting him out of the way and 100% okay with the main event.

He's actually been killing it with The Hurt Business and MVP. It's been one of the few consistent bright spots on Raw over the last 6 months.

I am of the opinion that MVP has made that group decent. Not the people in it.

Especially Lashley. Never been a fan and sure aint right now.


I used to feel the same way but Lashley's been great recently. He's really turned around my opinion of him.
 
2021-04-10 7:46:47 PM  
The more I think about it, Im pretty sure shane was meant to fued with Lars sullivan at mania instead of braun.  Lars was cutting a lot of promos about being bullied before they released him
 
2021-04-10 7:47:14 PM  

NKURyan: Jim from Saint Paul: Outshined_One: Jim from Saint Paul: ZM Punk: WHO farkING DECIDED TO HAVE LASHLEY AND DREW CURTAIN JERK, AND BANKS VS BIANCA TO MAIN EVENT?!?!?!?!

Who!?!?  I demand you come forward so I know who direct my internet anger at!!!!

WHO DECIDED THAT BOBBY LASHLEY SHOULD BE A CHAMPION OF ANYTHING?

I am 100% okay with getting him out of the way and 100% okay with the main event.

He's actually been killing it with The Hurt Business and MVP. It's been one of the few consistent bright spots on Raw over the last 6 months.

I am of the opinion that MVP has made that group decent. Not the people in it.

Especially Lashley. Never been a fan and sure aint right now.

I used to feel the same way but Lashley's been great recently. He's really turned around my opinion of him.


And apparently this group as a whole.

I refuse. No likey.
 
2021-04-10 7:47:27 PM  
In which we make picks having not followed anything for the past 9+ months?

SmackDown Women's Champion Sasha Banks vs. Bianca Belair
WWE Champion Bobby Lashley vs. Drew McIntyre
Raw Tag Team Champion The New Day vs. AJ Styles & Omos
Bad Bunny & Damian Priest vs. The Miz & John Morrison vs GIANT METEOR
Braun Strowman
vs. Shane McMahon (Steel Cage Match)
Naomi & Lana vs. Mandy Rose & Dana Brooke vs. The Riott Squad vs. Natalya & Tamina vs. Carmella & Billie Kay - Tag Team Turmoil - when in doubt go with the blondes?
Cesaro vs. Seth Rollins

Bonus: BECKS shows up tonight! - at least in the AND NOWS!
Double Bonus: Half of the fWc shows up
Triple Bonus: Someone Tiny tries to snipe the 1004
 
2021-04-10 7:48:07 PM  

Jim from Saint Paul: Outshined_One: Jim from Saint Paul: ZM Punk: WHO farkING DECIDED TO HAVE LASHLEY AND DREW CURTAIN JERK, AND BANKS VS BIANCA TO MAIN EVENT?!?!?!?!

Who!?!?  I demand you come forward so I know who direct my internet anger at!!!!

WHO DECIDED THAT BOBBY LASHLEY SHOULD BE A CHAMPION OF ANYTHING?

I am 100% okay with getting him out of the way and 100% okay with the main event.

He's actually been killing it with The Hurt Business and MVP. It's been one of the few consistent bright spots on Raw over the last 6 months.

I am of the opinion that MVP has made that group decent. Not the people in it.

Especially Lashley. Never been a fan and sure aint right now.


Vince has always liked big monsters, and without Lesnar there, Vince needed some big monster to push.
 
2021-04-10 7:48:17 PM  
- SmackDown Women's Champion Sasha Banks vs. Bianca Belair
- WWE Champion Bobby Lashley vs. Drew McIntyre
- Raw Tag Team Champion The New Day vs. AJ Styles & Omos
- Bad Bunny & Damian Priest vs. The Miz & John Morrison
- Braun Strowman vs. Shane McMahon (Steel Cage Match) [Prediction: Dabba Kato assists to give Shane the W]
- Naomi & Lana vs. Mandy Rose & Dana Brooke vs. The Riott Squad vs. Natalya & Tamina vs. Carmella & Billie Kay - Tag Team Turmoil
- Cesaro vs. Seth Rollins
 
2021-04-10 7:48:24 PM  
Jerry Lawler is still alive... shiat
 
2021-04-10 7:48:37 PM  
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Hopefully the qeather clears, cause apparently  WWE is using drones for the entrances.

IDK about you, but If I saw those words in the night sky and I didnt know it was in the context of pri wresting id be convinced the end times had arrived
 
2021-04-10 7:49:13 PM  

Bobby_and_The_Gorilla: Jerry Lawler is still alive... shiat


Most people just resort to adding fiber to their diet
 
2021-04-10 7:49:15 PM  
The feast for night 1 is
-spicy garlic parmesan wings
-pepperoni, mushroom, sausage pizza
all from a good local mom&pop pizza shack.
Let's wrassle!
 
2021-04-10 7:49:26 PM  

Bobby_and_The_Gorilla: Jerry Lawler is still alive... shiat


The queens single now, maybe hes got a shot
 
2021-04-10 7:49:34 PM  

ZM Punk: The more I think about it, Im pretty sure shane was meant to fued with Lars sullivan at mania instead of braun.  Lars was cutting a lot of promos about being bullied before they released him


Not sure. Lars was always kind of subtly portrayed as being a bit of an intellectual that just so happened to be a giant human being (and of course a big creep outside the ring).
 
2021-04-10 7:50:02 PM  
Did Sonya just say what the fark on air?
 
2021-04-10 7:50:17 PM  

ClavellBCMI: Jim from Saint Paul: Outshined_One: Jim from Saint Paul: ZM Punk: WHO farkING DECIDED TO HAVE LASHLEY AND DREW CURTAIN JERK, AND BANKS VS BIANCA TO MAIN EVENT?!?!?!?!

Who!?!?  I demand you come forward so I know who direct my internet anger at!!!!

WHO DECIDED THAT BOBBY LASHLEY SHOULD BE A CHAMPION OF ANYTHING?

I am 100% okay with getting him out of the way and 100% okay with the main event.

He's actually been killing it with The Hurt Business and MVP. It's been one of the few consistent bright spots on Raw over the last 6 months.

I am of the opinion that MVP has made that group decent. Not the people in it.

Especially Lashley. Never been a fan and sure aint right now.

Vince has always liked big monsters, and without Lesnar there, Vince needed some big monster to push.


I LIKE LARGE MEN PAUL! THEY REALLY GET THE OLD JACKHAMMER VIBRATING. GREASED DOWN OLIED UP PILES OF PULSATING MUSCLE!! I NEED NEW PANTS
 
2021-04-10 7:50:24 PM  

ZM Punk: i just hope the weather doesnt cancel the pyro


I just hope the pyro stays out of the crowd this year. I mean, it's an obvious fire hazard with all those cut outs.
 
2021-04-10 7:50:31 PM  
Already on page 2 and the show hasn't even started. Good sign!
 
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