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3887 clicks; posted to Politics » on 10 Apr 2021 at 6:26 PM (5 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2021-04-10 12:23:14 PM  
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2021-04-10 12:28:50 PM  
Not gonna hit a guy when he's down. I hope he doesn't lose his only eye. He's an asshole but no one deserves that. I just hope one day he can have some empathy for people.
 
2021-04-10 12:31:45 PM  

NewportBarGuy: Not gonna hit a guy when he's down. I hope he doesn't lose his only eye. He's an asshole but no one deserves that. I just hope one day he can have some empathy for people.


Better man than me. Best I can do is take the middle road, and care about him no more than he cares about me.
 
2021-04-10 12:41:05 PM  
It is God's will.
 
2021-04-10 12:43:10 PM  
Oh no! Who will make shiatty, Asylum-level "stickin' it to the libs!" trailers for right-wing jerk offs now?!
 
2021-04-10 12:55:46 PM  
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/hook for hand next
 
2021-04-10 1:09:50 PM  

Petit_Merdeux: It is God's will.


"I've found a log in my eye.  How did it get there?"
 
2021-04-10 1:14:33 PM  

NewportBarGuy: Not gonna hit a guy when he's down. I hope he doesn't lose his only eye. He's an asshole but no one deserves that. I just hope one day he can have some empathy for people.


He probably has an eyelash in his eye, and when he "recovers" he will thank Jesus and prove to his voters that the "righteous" will prevail.

If he only has one eye he should stop making stuntman of videos of himself as some sort of Right Wing Capn America.
 
2021-04-10 1:23:34 PM  

NewportBarGuy: Not gonna hit a guy when he's down.


I would, but I'm not seeing any really solid Clayton Bigsby jokes here.
 
2021-04-10 1:28:50 PM  
Sorry to hear this. Hope he makes a full recovery.
 
2021-04-10 1:32:40 PM  

abb3w: NewportBarGuy: Not gonna hit a guy when he's down.

I would, but I'm not seeing any really solid Clayton Bigsby jokes here.


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2021-04-10 1:33:27 PM  
Georgia Reloaded
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Shame, with a seeing eye dog it'd be hard to produce more conservative fan fiction vids to for the incels to wank off to.
 
2021-04-10 2:14:19 PM  
Replace his phone with a clothes iron
 
2021-04-10 2:23:45 PM  

Kat09tails: [YouTube video: Georgia Reloaded]
Shame, with a seeing eye dog it'd be hard to produce more conservative fan fiction vids to for the incels to wank off to.


That was kind of cool and utterly moronic at the same time.
 
2021-04-10 3:13:26 PM  

NewportBarGuy: Not gonna hit a guy when he's down. I hope he doesn't lose his only eye. He's an asshole but no one deserves that. I just hope one day he can have some empathy for people.


Basically this.  I hope the treatment is successful.
 
2021-04-10 3:37:21 PM  
That sucks. Hope he recovers.

mrs edmo had a retina detachment happenIt was scary enogh and she has two good eyes.
 
2021-04-10 4:03:00 PM  
Even my own worse enemy does not deserve to go blind, especially injuries as a result of serving in the military

Hope for recovery

and hope he becomes more humble and less of an asshole because of it
 
2021-04-10 4:09:09 PM  
It is possible to not be actively wishing ill on someone and yet not give even the slightest shiat if ill befalls him. This is one of those situations.
 
2021-04-10 4:22:26 PM  
Literally don't give a shiat.
 
2021-04-10 4:27:32 PM  
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2021-04-10 4:31:36 PM  
Basically the guy is a one-eye any way you look at it
 
2021-04-10 4:31:51 PM  
I try not to wish ill on anyone, really I do, but I don't have to feel sorry for their racist, pro-treason ass either.
 
2021-04-10 5:11:26 PM  
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from the guy using that sweet, sweet, socialized, platinum-level healthcare paid for by the tax payers.

/fark him and his broke-ass eye
//i had ass cancer in the pool
 
2021-04-10 5:25:20 PM  

NewportBarGuy: Not gonna hit a guy when he's down. I hope he doesn't lose his only eye. He's an asshole but no one deserves that. I just hope one day he can have some empathy for people.


Done in one.  Besides, if he and Captain America can be friends despite having vastly different views, then there's hope for him yet.
 
2021-04-10 5:34:48 PM  
I had surgery for a detached retina back in '09. weird thing was I went in for a LASIK consultation and no symptoms whatsoever.  when they dilated my eyes to check if everything was okay, they took one look and immediately called in the retina specialist. he took a look and just said be here next wednesday for retina surgery. if I hadn't gone for that consultation, I might have gone completely blind at least in one eye before long.

they had to put a band around my left eye to hold it together.  the right eye they used a laser to patch a hole in the retina. recovery from that wasn't fun - they only had a patch over my left eye for a day, but for a good solid week I had to put in drops to keep them dilated. no physical exercise or work for three weeks, also no "sexual" activities for three weeks either (um, may not have quite lasted that long...).  they didn't know the reason it detached - had no trauma to the eye, my eyes are a big wider than most.  it may just have been an hereditary thing - my uncle went for an eye exam just after my surgery and they found a partial detachment that they were able to fix with a gas bubble.

I wish Mr. Crenshaw the best of luck. don't agree with him politically, but I don't want anyone to go blind especially after losing an eye serving our country.
 
2021-04-10 6:29:06 PM  
I'm willing to give Crenshaw all the accommodation that he' needs for his condition, should he lose his other mind.  For example, should I encounter him, I will clearly and audibly state that I am tossing him the bird with both hands rather than waiting for him to see it.
 
2021-04-10 6:29:38 PM  

weddingsinger: I try not to wish ill on anyone, really I do, but I don't have to feel sorry for their racist, pro-treason ass either.


AYUP.
 
2021-04-10 6:29:49 PM  
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2021-04-10 6:30:08 PM  
Soap Poisoning
 
2021-04-10 6:30:10 PM  

Pocket Ninja: It is possible to not be actively wishing ill on someone and yet not give even the slightest shiat if ill befalls him. This is one of those situations.


I really need to let my hate for ken Paxton go
 
2021-04-10 6:31:16 PM  

jake_lex: I'm willing to give Crenshaw all the accommodation that he' needs for his condition, should he lose his other mind.  For example, should I encounter him, I will clearly and audibly state that I am tossing him the bird with both hands rather than waiting for him to see it.


This must qualify as ADA compliance.
 
2021-04-10 6:32:57 PM  
It's always nice to see good happen to good people...
 
2021-04-10 6:32:58 PM  

Hoban Washburne: Kat09tails: [YouTube video: Georgia Reloaded]
Shame, with a seeing eye dog it'd be hard to produce more conservative fan fiction vids to for the incels to wank off to.

That was kind of cool and utterly moronic at the same time.


Yeah - the effects were awesome but the 'mission' was completely asinine.
 
2021-04-10 6:33:10 PM  
So what's his stance on healthcare for all?
 
2021-04-10 6:33:44 PM  

NewportBarGuy: Not gonna hit a guy when he's down. I hope he doesn't lose his only eye. He's an asshole but no one deserves that. I just hope one day he can have some empathy for people.


I don't know for sure if crenshaw deserves it, but the idea that nobody deserves it is bullshiat.

I'd take blindness over life in prison, and we give that to tons of people.

Also GOP policies kill people.
 
2021-04-10 6:33:53 PM  
Let's hope he went to a better doctor than RAND PAUL.
 
2021-04-10 6:34:00 PM  

Petit_Merdeux: It is God's will.


God keeps smacking down the iceholes but they ignore the message and double down on the evil.
 
2021-04-10 6:34:43 PM  
THERE SHE GOES AGAIN By Marshall Crenshaw
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There he goes again with his one good eye.
 
2021-04-10 6:34:51 PM  
Republicans always call bullshiat on any news that generates sympathy.

I'm withholding all well wishes and sympathy until these assholes stop saying mass shootings, racism, and Covid-19 are fake.
 
2021-04-10 6:35:27 PM  
Thank you for your service.  F*ck you for your ignorance.
 
2021-04-10 6:35:49 PM  

NewportBarGuy: Not gonna hit a guy when he's down. I hope he doesn't lose his only eye. He's an asshole but no one deserves that. I just hope one day he can have some empathy for people.


It's weird that people on Fark will say things like this, but they'll also say that scumbags just like Crenshaw deserved to be raped in prison. It seems pretty inconsistent to me.
 
2021-04-10 6:35:55 PM  
Can he just use his helmet form his dumb farking anti-anfifa ad?

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2021-04-10 6:38:00 PM  

bluorangefyre: NewportBarGuy: Not gonna hit a guy when he's down. I hope he doesn't lose his only eye. He's an asshole but no one deserves that. I just hope one day he can have some empathy for people.

Done in one.  Besides, if he and Captain America can be friends despite having vastly different views, then there's hope for him yet.


Ah yes, two extremely privileged cishet white dudes found a way to get along superficially. How inspiring.
 
2021-04-10 6:38:03 PM  
1- good luck dan!
2- he can still perpetuate scary lies in his calm demeanor on rogan's podcast and joe can exclaim "wow!  i had no idea.  that's amazing.  we should do a show just on that topic" without once being curious and/or skeptical about dan's claims.
 
2021-04-10 6:38:58 PM  
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2021-04-10 6:39:30 PM  
Jesus, Crenshaw, you only have two eyes. Stop trying to look in the gloryhole.
 
2021-04-10 6:40:38 PM  
I like how he had to sneak in "injuries that I got in Afghanistan" in there, as if that's going to make me feel any less sorry for him.

Eat shiat, one eye.
 
2021-04-10 6:43:21 PM  
Wiki: During the COVID-19 pandemic, Crenshaw said that Democrats and the media were exaggerating the threat.[59] He was a high-profile defender of Trump's response to the pandemic. He did not wear face masks consistently in settings advised by health experts and mandated by Texas Governor Abbott.[60][61]

fark him. If this somehow reduces the danger he poses to society, then maybe it's for the best.
 
2021-04-10 6:44:26 PM  
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2021-04-10 6:46:02 PM  

TrainingWheelsNeeded: Pocket Ninja: It is possible to not be actively wishing ill on someone and yet not give even the slightest shiat if ill befalls him. This is one of those situations.

I really need to let my hate for ken Paxton go


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/ducks
 
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