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(The New York Times)   With Cuomo more vulnerable than ever, the NY GOP offers up a parade of gibbering crazypants Trumpists as the alternative   (nytimes.com) divider line
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2021-04-10 8:48:42 AM  
is this want you want andrew, because this is what you're going to stick us with
 
2021-04-10 8:50:38 AM  
There's no such thing as a republican that's better than andrew cuomo.

Let that sink in.

That's how low the bar is.
 
2021-04-10 8:56:04 AM  
Is Jimmy McMillan still around?  He seemed like a rather fiscal conservative kind of guy.
 
2021-04-10 8:57:19 AM  
If there's one thing I know about New Yorkers, it's that they looooove people from Long Island even more than they love people from Staten Island.
 
2021-04-10 8:57:51 AM  
Very few moderate Republicans can ever hold office in the age of Trump. They still exist, dwindled heavily, but their power is almost non-existent. Hell, you can't even be a non-moderate Conservative who is anti-Trump without major difficulties like Liz Cheney.
 
2021-04-10 8:58:29 AM  

ImOscar: If there's one thing I know about New Yorkers, it's that they looooove people from Long Island even more than they love people from Staten Island.


I mean, yeah? But that's really not saying much at all, y'know?
 
2021-04-10 9:00:50 AM  
What I want to know is why is the front runner GOP candidate for NY Gov. always stand next to, or right behind Gasplode Gaetz?
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2021-04-10 9:01:22 AM  
gibbering crazypants Trumpists

Is there any other kind?
 
2021-04-10 9:02:24 AM  

DrD'isInfotainment: What I want to know is why is the front runner GOP candidate for NY Gov. always stand next to, or right behind Gasplode Gaetz?[static.politico.com image 850x566][Fark user image 850x446]


Would you want Gaetz stood behind you where you can't see what he's doing?
 
2021-04-10 9:03:18 AM  

DammitIForgotMyLogin: DrD'isInfotainment: What I want to know is why is the front runner GOP candidate for NY Gov. always stand next to, or right behind Gasplode Gaetz?[static.politico.com image 850x566][Fark user image 850x446]

Would you want Gaetz stood behind you where you can't see what he's doing?


For plausible deniability, absolutely.

"Nope, I did not see Matt Gaetz slip a 15 year old $500 and his phone #".
 
2021-04-10 9:07:48 AM  
Zeldin's a clown, but he's probably the greenest conservative in congress. So there's that. And also he has no chance.
 
2021-04-10 9:08:18 AM  

Dead for Tax Reasons: is this want you want andrew, because this is what you're going to stick us with


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Cuomo will be seriously primaried this time round. Maybe it'll be Tish James. Maybe someone else, but it won't be Cuomo, & it sure as shait won't be Lee Farking Zeldin.
 
2021-04-10 9:14:19 AM  
I remember this republican running against Mario in NY. Pierre Rinfret was nutz! The current republican candidates are skeevy/pervy nuts. Reed might as well run, maybe he can cash in when he loses.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pierre_​A​ndrew_Rinfret
 
2021-04-10 9:18:41 AM  
Pataki? Bloomberg?
 
2021-04-10 9:20:23 AM  
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/not my state
//not my fight
 
2021-04-10 9:27:19 AM  
Jay Jacobs, the New York State Democratic Party chairman:"That's not to say that it's impossible for any Republican to win. I just believe it's impossible for that Republican to win."

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...Lotta shade in NY today, lol
 
2021-04-10 9:30:01 AM  
The guy is a real cymbal of the new Republican Party.

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2021-04-10 9:31:02 AM  

ImOscar: If there's one thing I know about New Yorkers, it's that they looooove people from Long Island even more than they love people from Staten Island.


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2021-04-10 9:51:11 AM  

DrD'isInfotainment: What I want to know is why is the front runner GOP candidate for NY Gov. always stand next to, or right behind Gasplode Gaetz?[static.politico.com image 850x566][Fark user image 850x446]


I know this is a Quomo thread, but seriously, has no one ever told Gaetz that he looks like Beavis?
 
2021-04-10 9:55:52 AM  

Pants full of macaroni!!: gibbering crazypants Trumpists

Is there any other kind?


Well, there's also the violent gibbering crazypants Trunpists.
 
2021-04-10 9:58:50 AM  
You could have had Cynthia Nixon.
 
2021-04-10 10:01:59 AM  

swahnhennessy: Zeldin's a clown, but he's probably the greenest conservative in congress. So there's that. And also he has no chance.


He has but one goal: To get elected and then shut down all Trump investigations.
 
2021-04-10 10:02:11 AM  
Do it.
 
2021-04-10 10:02:40 AM  
It is trump all the way down now.
 
2021-04-10 10:25:54 AM  

andrewagill: Dead for Tax Reasons: is this want you want andrew, because this is what you're going to stick us with

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Cuomo will be seriously primaried this time round. Maybe it'll be Tish James. Maybe someone else, but it won't be Cuomo, & it sure as shait won't be Lee Farking Zeldin.


^

Republicans can run any Trumper they want, they don't have a chance.  Dems may be upset/angry with cuomo, but they'd never vote in a Trumper in NY.  If Republicans actually wanted to win they'd run a middle of the road republican.  A Liz Cheyney/Romney like clone.
 
2021-04-10 10:35:25 AM  

Ishkur: swahnhennessy: Zeldin's a clown, but he's probably the greenest conservative in congress. So there's that. And also he has no chance.

He has but one goal: To get elected and then shut down all Trump investigations issue pardons to every Trump.


FTFY.
 
2021-04-10 10:39:30 AM  

indy_kid: Ishkur: swahnhennessy: Zeldin's a clown, but he's probably the greenest conservative in congress. So there's that. And also he has no chance.

He has but one goal: To get elected and then shut down all Trump investigations issue pardons to every Trump.

FTFY.


But I never said that.
You mean FTFM.
 
2021-04-10 10:49:16 AM  

DrD'isInfotainment: What I want to know is why is the front runner GOP candidate for NY Gov. always stand next to, or right behind Gasplode Gaetz?[static.politico.com image 850x566][Fark user image 850x446]


Can't anyone in the Republican party get a suit that fits?
 
2021-04-10 11:04:31 AM  
rik_everglade:

The current republican candidates are skeevy/pervy nuts.

So is the current governor, and Democrats don't seem to have an issue with it.
 
2021-04-10 11:15:12 AM  
Carl palidino ran against him one yr. The press learned that when he was at his son's funeral he told his wife that it's ok because he had a replacement child. He told his wife at his son's funeral that he was cheating and had a love child. Republicans in NY are a class act.
 
2021-04-10 11:19:10 AM  

indy_kid: Ishkur: swahnhennessy: Zeldin's a clown, but he's probably the greenest conservative in congress. So there's that. And also he has no chance.

He has but one goal: To get elected and then shut down all Trump investigations issue pardons to every Trump.

FTFY.


Those things aren't mutually exclusive.
 
2021-04-10 11:37:39 AM  

johnryan51: Carl palidino ran against him one yr. The press learned that when he was at his son's funeral he told his wife that it's ok because he had a replacement child. He told his wife at his son's funeral that he was cheating and had a love child. Republicans in NY are a class act.


I mean, that & the horse porn.

There's a bunch more too but that was the most obvious one.
 
2021-04-10 11:43:27 AM  

Marshmallow Jones: rik_everglade:

The current republican candidates are skeevy/pervy nuts.

So is the current governor, and Democrats don't seem to have an issue with it.


Uh huh.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.cnbc​.​com/amp/2021/03/12/congressional-democ​rats-from-new-york-call-on-gov-andrew-​cuomo-to-resign.html
 
2021-04-10 11:53:31 AM  

peterquince: There's no such thing as a republican that's better than andrew cuomo.

Let that sink in.

That's how low the bar is.


Then why is everyone fleeing NYC for Republican areas?

US Homes "Snatched Up Right Away" As Market Drained Of Supply - Zerohedge
 
2021-04-10 11:57:34 AM  
It should be noted that Lee Zeldin did not condemn thousands of elderly New Yorkers to death and then try to hide it from the public.
 
2021-04-10 11:58:54 AM  

Lucky LaRue: It should be noted that Lee Zeldin did not condemn thousands of elderly New Yorkers to death and then try to hide it from the public.


And monetize it thru book deals patting himself on the back for killing New Yorkers.
 
2021-04-10 12:02:59 PM  

Marshmallow Jones: rik_everglade:

The current republican candidates are skeevy/pervy nuts.

So is the current governor, and Democrats don't seem to have an issue with it.


Yeah, all those democrats that are calling for his resignation for the sex thing and his messups with covid is just in all of our imaginations.  Even the Republicans defending cuomo by saying this is just a political hit job are also in our imaginations.

We can see where you get your news sources.
 
2021-04-10 12:19:24 PM  

BitwiseShift: The guy is a real cymbal of the new Republican Party.

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"...Weee've secretly replaced the 'ba-dum' from this 'ba-dum tish' with a ping and a crash"
 
2021-04-10 12:19:45 PM  

Mensch: peterquince: There's no such thing as a republican that's better than andrew cuomo.

Let that sink in.

That's how low the bar is.

Then why is everyone fleeing NYC for Republican areas?

US Homes "Snatched Up Right Away" As Market Drained Of Supply - Zerohedge


Housing bubbles gonna bubble.
 
2021-04-10 12:22:27 PM  

Mensch: peterquince: There's no such thing as a republican that's better than andrew cuomo.

Let that sink in.

That's how low the bar is.

Then why is everyone fleeing NYC for Republican areas?

US Homes "Snatched Up Right Away" As Market Drained Of Supply - Zerohedge


Zero hedge?  Hahahaha oh wow!
 
2021-04-10 12:27:39 PM  
"The bottom line is this: To save New York, Andrew Cuomo's gotta go,"

So if you don't get rid of Cuomo New York will die.  The whole state of New York.  The fate of New York is completely dependent on removing one man from office.  One of the most powerful economies in the world, and one pervy guy is destroying it completely.

Sounds pretty serious.  Or total bullshiat.  Fortunately, I'm not a Republican so I can tell which.
 
2021-04-10 12:30:16 PM  

Aquapope: "The bottom line is this: To save New York, Andrew Cuomo's gotta go,"

So if you don't get rid of Cuomo New York will die.  The whole state of New York.  The fate of New York is completely dependent on removing one man from office.  One of the most powerful economies in the world, and one pervy guy is destroying it completely.

Sounds pretty serious.  Or total bullshiat.  Fortunately, I'm not a Republican so I can tell which.


It follows, naturally, that all democrats must go in order to save the nation.  Look for eliminationist rhetoric to increase accordingly.
 
2021-04-10 12:53:37 PM  

Fart_Machine: Mensch: peterquince: There's no such thing as a republican that's better than andrew cuomo.

Let that sink in.

That's how low the bar is.

Then why is everyone fleeing NYC for Republican areas?

US Homes "Snatched Up Right Away" As Market Drained Of Supply - Zerohedge

Zero hedge?  Hahahaha oh wow!


Yes, backed up with actual sources unlike leftist anonymous sources.

https://www.redfin.com/news/housing-m​a​rket-update-pending-sales-growth-stall​s/

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articl​e​s/2021-04-09/home-prices-soar-in-frenz​ied-u-s-market-drained-of-supply?sref=​RJ2RlMrh
 
2021-04-10 12:58:56 PM  

Mensch: Fart_Machine: Mensch: peterquince: There's no such thing as a republican that's better than andrew cuomo.

Let that sink in.

That's how low the bar is.

Then why is everyone fleeing NYC for Republican areas?

US Homes "Snatched Up Right Away" As Market Drained Of Supply - Zerohedge

Zero hedge?  Hahahaha oh wow!

Yes, backed up with actual sources unlike leftist anonymous sources.

https://www.redfin.com/news/housing-ma​rket-update-pending-sales-growth-stall​s/

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/article​s/2021-04-09/home-prices-soar-in-frenz​ied-u-s-market-drained-of-supply?sref=​RJ2RlMrh


Yeah.  People moving is the same as people fleeing.

People moved out, others moved in.

https://www.reuters.com/article/usa-e​c​onomy-nyc-idUSKBN28P1Q8
 
2021-04-10 1:05:47 PM  

dkulprit: Mensch: Fart_Machine: Mensch: peterquince: There's no such thing as a republican that's better than andrew cuomo.

Let that sink in.

That's how low the bar is.

Then why is everyone fleeing NYC for Republican areas?

US Homes "Snatched Up Right Away" As Market Drained Of Supply - Zerohedge

Zero hedge?  Hahahaha oh wow!

Yes, backed up with actual sources unlike leftist anonymous sources.

https://www.redfin.com/news/housing-ma​rket-update-pending-sales-growth-stall​s/

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/article​s/2021-04-09/home-prices-soar-in-frenz​ied-u-s-market-drained-of-supply?sref=​RJ2RlMrh

Yeah.  People moving is the same as people fleeing.

People moved out, others moved in.

https://www.reuters.com/article/usa-ec​onomy-nyc-idUSKBN28P1Q8


When Half of NYC's Tax Base Leaves and Never Comes Back

Without anyone left to pay for the city, the Big Apple is headed for a failed state.

https://www.theamericanconservative.c​o​m/articles/when-half-of-nycs-tax-base-​leaves-and-never-comes-back/
 
2021-04-10 1:10:48 PM  

Mensch: dkulprit: Mensch: Fart_Machine: Mensch: peterquince: There's no such thing as a republican that's better than andrew cuomo.

Let that sink in.

That's how low the bar is.

Then why is everyone fleeing NYC for Republican areas?

US Homes "Snatched Up Right Away" As Market Drained Of Supply - Zerohedge

Zero hedge?  Hahahaha oh wow!

Yes, backed up with actual sources unlike leftist anonymous sources.

https://www.redfin.com/news/housing-ma​rket-update-pending-sales-growth-stall​s/

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/article​s/2021-04-09/home-prices-soar-in-frenz​ied-u-s-market-drained-of-supply?sref=​RJ2RlMrh

Yeah.  People moving is the same as people fleeing.

People moved out, others moved in.

https://www.reuters.com/article/usa-ec​onomy-nyc-idUSKBN28P1Q8

When Half of NYC's Tax Base Leaves and Never Comes Back

Without anyone left to pay for the city, the Big Apple is headed for a failed state.

https://www.theamericanconservative.co​m/articles/when-half-of-nycs-tax-base-​leaves-and-never-comes-back/


The american conservative?

Lol.
 
2021-04-10 1:11:06 PM  

Mensch: dkulprit: Mensch: Fart_Machine: Mensch: peterquince: There's no such thing as a republican that's better than andrew cuomo.

Let that sink in.

That's how low the bar is.

Then why is everyone fleeing NYC for Republican areas?

US Homes "Snatched Up Right Away" As Market Drained Of Supply - Zerohedge

Zero hedge?  Hahahaha oh wow!

Yes, backed up with actual sources unlike leftist anonymous sources.

https://www.redfin.com/news/housing-ma​rket-update-pending-sales-growth-stall​s/

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/article​s/2021-04-09/home-prices-soar-in-frenz​ied-u-s-market-drained-of-supply?sref=​RJ2RlMrh

Yeah.  People moving is the same as people fleeing.

People moved out, others moved in.

https://www.reuters.com/article/usa-ec​onomy-nyc-idUSKBN28P1Q8

When Half of NYC's Tax Base Leaves and Never Comes Back

Without anyone left to pay for the city, the Big Apple is headed for a failed state.

https://www.theamericanconservative.co​m/articles/when-half-of-nycs-tax-base-​leaves-and-never-comes-back/


Oh wow!  Hypotheticals that never happened and aren't true can definitely be serious.

If a nuke is dropped over new york it would also destroy New York!

If gorilla were to come to New York it would destroy New York!

https://www.forbes.com/sites/jackkell​y​/2021/03/12/in-a-strong-sign-the-pande​mic-is-ending-wall-street-banks-and-he​dge-funds-that-fled-to-florida-are-now​-coming-back-home-to-new-york-city/
 
2021-04-10 1:14:52 PM  

IRestoreFurniture: Mensch: dkulprit: Mensch: Fart_Machine: Mensch: peterquince: There's no such thing as a republican that's better than andrew cuomo.

Let that sink in.

That's how low the bar is.

Then why is everyone fleeing NYC for Republican areas?

US Homes "Snatched Up Right Away" As Market Drained Of Supply - Zerohedge

Zero hedge?  Hahahaha oh wow!

Yes, backed up with actual sources unlike leftist anonymous sources.

https://www.redfin.com/news/housing-ma​rket-update-pending-sales-growth-stall​s/

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/article​s/2021-04-09/home-prices-soar-in-frenz​ied-u-s-market-drained-of-supply?sref=​RJ2RlMrh

Yeah.  People moving is the same as people fleeing.

People moved out, others moved in.

https://www.reuters.com/article/usa-ec​onomy-nyc-idUSKBN28P1Q8

When Half of NYC's Tax Base Leaves and Never Comes Back

Without anyone left to pay for the city, the Big Apple is headed for a failed state.

https://www.theamericanconservative.co​m/articles/when-half-of-nycs-tax-base-​leaves-and-never-comes-back/

The american conservative?

Lol.


The guy reads QAnon conspiracy sites like Zerohedge.  Did you expect anything else?
 
2021-04-10 1:16:21 PM  

dkulprit: Mensch: dkulprit: Mensch: Fart_Machine: Mensch: peterquince: There's no such thing as a republican that's better than andrew cuomo.

Let that sink in.

That's how low the bar is.

Then why is everyone fleeing NYC for Republican areas?

US Homes "Snatched Up Right Away" As Market Drained Of Supply - Zerohedge

Zero hedge?  Hahahaha oh wow!

Yes, backed up with actual sources unlike leftist anonymous sources.

https://www.redfin.com/news/housing-ma​rket-update-pending-sales-growth-stall​s/

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/article​s/2021-04-09/home-prices-soar-in-frenz​ied-u-s-market-drained-of-supply?sref=​RJ2RlMrh

Yeah.  People moving is the same as people fleeing.

People moved out, others moved in.

https://www.reuters.com/article/usa-ec​onomy-nyc-idUSKBN28P1Q8

When Half of NYC's Tax Base Leaves and Never Comes Back

Without anyone left to pay for the city, the Big Apple is headed for a failed state.

https://www.theamericanconservative.co​m/articles/when-half-of-nycs-tax-base-​leaves-and-never-comes-back/

Oh wow!  Hypotheticals that never happened and aren't true can definitely be serious.

If a nuke is dropped over new york it would also destroy New York!

If gorilla were to come to New York it would destroy New York!

https://www.forbes.com/sites/jackkelly​/2021/03/12/in-a-strong-sign-the-pande​mic-is-ending-wall-street-banks-and-he​dge-funds-that-fled-to-florida-are-now​-coming-back-home-to-new-york-city/


These are the same people that keep claiming California will become a vacant wasteland every year.
 
2021-04-10 1:19:54 PM  

dkulprit: Mensch: dkulprit: Mensch: Fart_Machine: Mensch: peterquince: There's no such thing as a republican that's better than andrew cuomo.

Let that sink in.

That's how low the bar is.

Then why is everyone fleeing NYC for Republican areas?

US Homes "Snatched Up Right Away" As Market Drained Of Supply - Zerohedge

Zero hedge?  Hahahaha oh wow!

Yes, backed up with actual sources unlike leftist anonymous sources.

https://www.redfin.com/news/housing-ma​rket-update-pending-sales-growth-stall​s/

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/article​s/2021-04-09/home-prices-soar-in-frenz​ied-u-s-market-drained-of-supply?sref=​RJ2RlMrh

Yeah.  People moving is the same as people fleeing.

People moved out, others moved in.

https://www.reuters.com/article/usa-ec​onomy-nyc-idUSKBN28P1Q8

When Half of NYC's Tax Base Leaves and Never Comes Back

Without anyone left to pay for the city, the Big Apple is headed for a failed state.

https://www.theamericanconservative.co​m/articles/when-half-of-nycs-tax-base-​leaves-and-never-comes-back/

Oh wow!  Hypotheticals that never happened and aren't true can definitely be serious.

If a nuke is dropped over new york it would also destroy New York!

If gorilla were to come to New York it would destroy New York!

https://www.forbes.com/sites/jackkelly​/2021/03/12/in-a-strong-sign-the-pande​mic-is-ending-wall-street-banks-and-he​dge-funds-that-fled-to-florida-are-now​-coming-back-home-to-new-york-city/


"The absence of a state income tax, plus warm weather and a business-friendly mindset, has already prompted hedge fund billionaires and native New Yorkers Paul Singer and Carl Icahn to relocate their respective businesses to Florida. Blackstone Group, the large private equity firm, signed a long-term lease in October for office space in downtown Miami. Deutsche Bank previously established a sizable beachhead office complex in Jacksonville, Florida. "

Did they come back? No.
 
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