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2021-04-10 7:28:03 AM  
This will be fun like always.
 
2021-04-10 9:32:08 AM  
St. Louis scored on the Wild during breakfast this morning already.
 
2021-04-10 10:07:08 AM  
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2021-04-10 10:11:04 AM  
The Frozen Four final is also tonight, 7:00pm ET on ESPN.

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2021-04-10 12:53:13 PM  
Normally I'd keep politics WAY away from the hockey threads... but ... I was browsing a jersey site & found this...bwahaahaaaa

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2021-04-10 1:48:23 PM  

Recoil Therapy: Normally I'd keep politics WAY away from the hockey threads... but ... I was browsing a jersey site & found this...bwahaahaaaa

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That spells "TYAUMR" in Russian (roughly).
 
2021-04-10 1:49:14 PM  
Bufallo gonna Buffalo.

Sabres Receive Too Many Men Penalty After Having 10 Skaters On Ice
Youtube 6eK14MSc3uc
 
2021-04-10 2:07:03 PM  

Flappyhead: Bufallo gonna Buffalo.

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I look forward to seeing that in Wednesday's "Dang Its!"
 
2021-04-10 2:07:36 PM  
By the way, it looks like NHL Center Ice is doing another free preview right now.
 
2021-04-10 2:11:33 PM  
Provorov blocked a shot with the inside of his knee in Philly.

He now knows not to do things that way...
 
2021-04-10 2:25:08 PM  

Recoil Therapy: Provorov blocked a shot with the inside of his knee in Philly.

He now knows not to do things that way...


Yeah, but he's Russian.  And as we all know, in Soviet Russia . . .
 
2021-04-10 2:31:18 PM  
No dreadnaught in one of the early games as it's
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in Philly
 
2021-04-10 2:33:07 PM  
Anyone doing anything interesting food wise today?  It's raining here so it seemed like a good 'soup day'.  Onions are now thoroughly cut up & are off on the stove carmelizing for the eventual French Onion for dinner.
 
2021-04-10 2:42:56 PM  
Well that would have confirmed the many suspicions that I'm a complete dumbass.

I was just about to ask what the long oval with three zeros in it off to the right of the score was...

Oh, Audi is a sponsor...

_/PP goal by Philly unties things
_/_/ 2-1 now
 
2021-04-10 2:56:00 PM  

Recoil Therapy: Anyone doing anything interesting food wise today?  It's raining here so it seemed like a good 'soup day'.  Onions are now thoroughly cut up & are off on the stove carmelizing for the eventual French Onion for dinner.


I'm planning on having a Little Caesar's pretzel crust pizza for dinner.
 
2021-04-10 2:59:51 PM  

Recoil Therapy: Anyone doing anything interesting food wise today?  It's raining here so it seemed like a good 'soup day'.  Onions are now thoroughly cut up & are off on the stove carmelizing for the eventual French Onion for dinner.


Chicken Tenders, Mac&Cheese, and Potato Wedges (Wuth gravy) from the Wal*Mart deli. (Along with a raspberry filled Bismark)
 
2021-04-10 3:14:28 PM  

abmoraz: Recoil Therapy: Anyone doing anything interesting food wise today?  It's raining here so it seemed like a good 'soup day'.  Onions are now thoroughly cut up & are off on the stove carmelizing for the eventual French Onion for dinner.

Chicken Tenders, Mac&Cheese, and Potato Wedges (Wuth gravy) from the Wal*Mart deli. (Along with a raspberry filled Bismark)


So your mission tonight is to sink the Bismarck?

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2021-04-10 3:23:03 PM  

Polish Hussar: So your mission tonight is to sink the Bismarck?


That's probably tomorrow morning for him.  However I usually call it 'going to the reading room for a chapter or two...'
 
2021-04-10 3:40:45 PM  

Recoil Therapy: Polish Hussar: So your mission tonight is to sink the Bismarck?

That's probably tomorrow morning for him.  However I usually call it 'going to the reading room for a chapter or two...'


Fun fact of having an auto-immune disorder that attacks my endocrine glands and causes hypothyroidism: I poop very infrequently.  It'll probably be 2-4 days before that donut comes out.
 
2021-04-10 3:49:16 PM  
Well, I expect to see the Kings continue to resurrect the San Jose Sharks' season single-handily.

Scheduled Drink of the Game:
Lemonade
Deep Eddy grapefruit vodka
Galliano
Shaken with ice
Top off with lemon lime Sparkling Ice, extra stir
Citrus and mint garnish
 
2021-04-10 3:57:55 PM  

Practical_Draconian: Well, I expect to see the Kings continue to resurrect the San Jose Sharks' season single-handily.

Scheduled Drink of the Game:
Lemonade
Deep Eddy grapefruit vodka
Galliano
Shaken with ice
Top off with lemon lime Sparkling Ice, extra stir
Citrus and mint garnish


Very nice.  Various demands on my time today mean I probably won't be cracking something open until 5:00pm ET.  I'm thinking either Founders CBS or a gin gimlet.
 
2021-04-10 4:00:22 PM  
Meanwhile in the state that has lost two NHL teams to Canada, the Masters just went into a weather delay.
 
2021-04-10 4:14:08 PM  

Polish Hussar: Practical_Draconian: Well, I expect to see the Kings continue to resurrect the San Jose Sharks' season single-handily.

Scheduled Drink of the Game:
Lemonade
Deep Eddy grapefruit vodka
Galliano
Shaken with ice
Top off with lemon lime Sparkling Ice, extra stir
Citrus and mint garnish

Very nice.  Various demands on my time today mean I probably won't be cracking something open until 5:00pm ET.  I'm thinking either Founders CBS or a gin gimlet.


Speaking of #2s (to stretch things considerably...), we've got a fairly early appointment to get ours tomorrow morning so I'm staying dry today.  Ah well, quite worth the sacrifice all things considered.
 
2021-04-10 4:14:25 PM  

Polish Hussar: Recoil Therapy: Provorov blocked a shot with the inside of his knee in Philly.

He now knows not to do things that way...

Yeah, but he's Russian.  And as we all know, in Soviet Russia . . .


Block shoots you!!
 
2021-04-10 4:31:07 PM  

Polish Hussar: Meanwhile in the state that has lost two NHL teams to Canada, the Masters just went into a weather delay.


In & among the roughly 900 jerseys on the above mentioned site there were some cool Atlanta Flames ones

_/been compiling a wish list today (dreaded in Philly (for now) 4-2 Flyers)
Mike Luit - WHA Cinti Stingers
Doug Glatt - EMHL Halifax Highlanders
Either Shanny or Pronger - Hartford Whalers (no goal, still 3-2)
Alain Caron - Oakland/Calif Seals
Generic Ireland national team - good for next St Pats is the theory anyway
_/_/I figure I can't go 'too' wrong at roughly $40 each
_/_/_/still going through them to see if there's a Ross Rhea - EMHL St John Shamrocks (which may displace the Ireland jersey for 11 months from now...)
 
2021-04-10 4:33:35 PM  
Savard to Tampa, details not public yet.
 
2021-04-10 4:36:54 PM  

Flappyhead: Savard to Tampa, details not public yet.


Montour went to the Panthers for a 3rd (ouch) too
 
2021-04-10 5:09:52 PM  

Flappyhead: Savard to Tampa, details not public yet.


From Pierre LeBrun:

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2021-04-10 5:11:05 PM  
And I'll stop the jokes now, the percentages refer to his salary. Tampa isn't getting only 1/4 of a player.
 
2021-04-10 5:33:33 PM  

Flappyhead: Bufallo gonna Buffalo.

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Coach panicked when he started running out of fingers.
 
2021-04-10 5:45:03 PM  
Dubnyk to the Avs for Pateryn and a 5th.
 
2021-04-10 6:03:44 PM  

Recoil Therapy: Polish Hussar: Meanwhile in the state that has lost two NHL teams to Canada, the Masters just went into a weather delay.

In & among the roughly 900 jerseys on the above mentioned site there were some cool Atlanta Flames ones

_/been compiling a wish list today (dreaded in Philly (for now) 4-2 Flyers)
Mike Luit - WHA Cinti Stingers
Doug Glatt - EMHL Halifax Highlanders
Either Shanny or Pronger - Hartford Whalers (no goal, still 3-2)
Alain Caron - Oakland/Calif Seals
Generic Ireland national team - good for next St Pats is the theory anyway
_/_/I figure I can't go 'too' wrong at roughly $40 each
_/_/_/still going through them to see if there's a Ross Rhea - EMHL St John Shamrocks (which may displace the Ireland jersey for 11 months from now...)


That is a dangerous site.
I could easily spend thousands there.
 
2021-04-10 6:12:43 PM  
Schedule revisions for the North announced. Other than the notes below, the big news is that the season will now end on Sunday, May 16.

NHL Public Relations  @PR_NHL
10m
The @NHL announced today that, pending today's test results, the @Canucks will re-open their facilities for practice on April 11, with a return to game play on April 16. Schedule changes impacting 15 games in the North Division also were announced: bit.ly/3wOd9AL
 
2021-04-10 6:31:11 PM  

desertgeek: Flappyhead: Savard to Tampa, details not public yet.

From Pierre LeBrun:

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I'll be honest, I have no idea how good of a deal that is for my team, but people on the internet seem satisfied we did okay on it.

Yzerman flexes Detroit's cap space to facilitate a trade between Columbus and Tampa Bay.  Overall: #RedWings get TBL's 2021 4th round pick in exchange for retaining 25% of Savard's salary and Brian Lashoff.  Tidy bit of work to get an additional pick. #LGRW
- Ryan Hana (@RyanHanaWWP) April 10, 2021

Market price has been set for 2021 on retaining salary as we expect other 3rd party teams to act as financiers over next 48 hrs.  #RedWings spent ~$241,379 in real cash in Savard deal to "buy" 4th rd pick.  Last year, #Leafs spent $242,473 for 5th rd pick in Lehner deal.
- Frank Seravalli (@frank_seravalli) April 10, 2021
 
2021-04-10 6:41:14 PM  
 
2021-04-10 7:01:57 PM  
Tonight on Hockey Night in Canada it's the Battle of Ontario followed by the Battle of Alberta.

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2021-04-10 7:14:35 PM  
Anthem time in Ontario!

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2021-04-10 7:15:43 PM  
Is there a version of this for "O Canada?"  I am not a fan of Toronto's anthem singer.

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2021-04-10 7:16:11 PM  
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2021-04-10 7:28:23 PM  

Polish Hussar: Is there a version of this for "O Canada?"  I am not a fan of Toronto's anthem singer.

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2021-04-10 7:28:54 PM  
Auston Matthews with his 29th opens the scoring in Toronto
 
2021-04-10 7:30:10 PM  
And 39 seconds later, his 30th makes it 2-0
 
2021-04-10 7:33:12 PM  

Special Agent: Auston Matthews with his 29th opens the scoring in Toronto


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2021-04-10 7:35:49 PM  

Special Agent: And 39 seconds later, his 30th makes it 2-0


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_/USS Arizona
 
2021-04-10 7:39:16 PM  

Polish Hussar: Special Agent: And 39 seconds later, his 30th makes it 2-0

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_/USS Arizona


Very appropriate. Good job.
 
2021-04-10 7:41:37 PM  

Special Agent: Polish Hussar: Special Agent: And 39 seconds later, his 30th makes it 2-0

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_/USS Arizona

Very appropriate. Good job.


Thank you, I try my best.
 
2021-04-10 7:49:50 PM  

Polish Hussar: Special Agent: And 39 seconds later, his 30th makes it 2-0

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_/USS Arizona


Very well played
 
2021-04-10 7:51:20 PM  
Auston Matthews, torching Ottawa since Day 1.
 
2021-04-10 7:58:53 PM  

desertgeek: Polish Hussar: Special Agent: And 39 seconds later, his 30th makes it 2-0

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_/USS Arizona

Very well played


Going in a naval direction for a bit, what are your thoughts on there being a new USS Arizona?  Personally, I'm in favor of it.  My feeling on the matter is the name hasn't been used for a respectful length of time, and enough time has passed that a namesake vessel is now the best way to pay tribute to BB-39.
 
2021-04-10 8:00:59 PM  
They just showed the announcement for Kraft Hockeyville Canada on Hockey Night In Canada.  I love how the woman front and center in the winning community (Elsipogtog, New Brunswick) is wearing a Red Wings sweater.
 
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