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(MSN) Boobies Let's submit another clickbait article about the side effects of drinking coffee, the admins love those. Okay, anxious... acid reflux... palpitations... and if you are a woman it... wait what?   (msn.com) divider line
    More: Boobies, Breast cancer, breasts sensitive, Large amounts of caffeine, breast tenderness, breast cancer, Caffeine, Cancer, cause of breast pain  
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1474 clicks; posted to Food » on 10 Apr 2021 at 5:20 AM (5 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2021-04-10 2:37:11 AM  
Acid reflux? Yep.
Heart palpitations? Yep.
Tender moobs? Nope.

Doesn't seem to be a problem for those of us with moobs instead of boobs.
 
2021-04-10 6:23:02 AM  
So if I'm biologically a woman but identify as male it won't make my breasts sensitive. Got it.

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2021-04-10 6:39:31 AM  
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"YAY COFFEE!"
 
2021-04-10 7:28:17 AM  

turbocucumber: So if I'm biologically a woman but identify as male it won't make my breasts sensitive. Got it.

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I was going to comment on the odd phrasing, but you have it covered.
 
2021-04-10 8:46:03 AM  
If you identify as a woman, it may also make your breasts sensitive.

no. just no. this "correctness" is crossing into very stupid territory.

if they are afraid to write the words "for females, it my cause breast pain or tenderness" then just write "if you have breasts, they may hurt!"

people should be free to socially identify as ANY gender they need to, including trans, fluid, and null.

BUT when it comes to medicine and physical biology, breast tissues and estrogens don't give a flying fig about their owner's emotional gender identity. if you doubt this, ask a pregnant transman.
 
2021-04-10 8:50:22 AM  
MSN should sanction that writer and fire that editor.

hahahajajajajahahaha -like editors even exist anymore!
 
2021-04-10 8:51:55 AM  
They just don't want to use the word moobs in the article.
 
2021-04-10 9:53:02 AM  
Terfs have 1 joke.
 
2021-04-10 10:03:41 AM  

turbocucumber: So if I'm biologically a woman but identify as male it won't make my breasts sensitive. Got it.

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Nah. Biology and identity have a closer and more complex relationship with each other. You don't choose your sexual orientation either, though it's very much a part of your identity.
 
2021-04-10 10:19:15 AM  
Titty sprinkles.

//Y'know, at Starbucks.
 
2021-04-10 10:29:53 AM  
There's nothing anyone can say that would make me change the amount of coffee I drink, with the possible exception of "Here's some free coffee".
 
2021-04-10 10:53:43 AM  
Four cups?  Hell, I drink that while going through my email first thing in the morning.  Then I have a 5th with breakfast, a sixth after breakfast and a twenty ounce vanilla cafe latte made with blonde roasted espresso.  In the afternoon, I switch to cola.

I've been fueled by caffeine and nicotine for the past half century.
 
2021-04-10 1:07:29 PM  

FatherChaos: [Fark user image image 200x300]

"YAY COFFEE!"


Seconded
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2021-04-10 2:33:23 PM  

luna1580: If you identify as a woman, it may also make your breasts sensitive.

no. just no. this "correctness" is crossing into very stupid territory.

if they are afraid to write the words "for females, it my cause breast pain or tenderness" then just write "if you have breasts, they may hurt!"

people should be free to socially identify as ANY gender they need to, including trans, fluid, and null.

BUT when it comes to medicine and physical biology, breast tissues and estrogens don't give a flying fig about their owner's emotional gender identity. if you doubt this, ask a pregnant transman.

Excuse YOU?

 
2021-04-10 5:09:14 PM  

Auntie Cheesus: Four cups?  Hell, I drink that while going through my email first thing in the morning.  Then I have a 5th with breakfast, a sixth after breakfast and a twenty ounce vanilla cafe latte made with blonde roasted espresso.  In the afternoon, I switch to cola.

I've been fueled by caffeine and nicotine for the past half century.


Dang, surprised you can even wear a top if this article is to be believed.
 
2021-04-10 11:16:49 PM  
Coffee does have its perks.
 
2021-04-11 11:29:01 AM  
Coffee and every drinks all day till alcohol.

And as a male, I'd say the same effect was achieved with piercings and steel.

Actually went with a girl once to get hers pierced and she pretty much orgasmed when the needle went in.

Seems like a hit or miss. Some I've dated had less feeling, some had more.

Wonder if the one caffeine addict with piercings just got the double whammy 🤔
 
2021-04-11 3:26:29 PM  

NINEv2: FatherChaos: [Fark user image image 200x300]

"YAY COFFEE!"

Seconded
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Need to remember to visit this tab more often...
 
2021-04-11 3:42:42 PM  

Wobambo: NINEv2: FatherChaos: [Fark user image image 200x300]

"YAY COFFEE!"

Seconded
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Need to remember to visit this tab more often...


Titties are awesome, regardless of tab.
 
2021-04-11 3:54:47 PM  

NINEv2: Wobambo: NINEv2: FatherChaos: [Fark user image image 200x300]

"YAY COFFEE!"

Seconded
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Need to remember to visit this tab more often...

Titties are awesome, regardless of tab.


Tab? I can't give you a tab unless you order something.

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2021-04-11 5:33:09 PM  

TheGreatGazoo: Auntie Cheesus: Four cups?  Hell, I drink that while going through my email first thing in the morning.  Then I have a 5th with breakfast, a sixth after breakfast and a twenty ounce vanilla cafe latte made with blonde roasted espresso.  In the afternoon, I switch to cola.

I've been fueled by caffeine and nicotine for the past half century.

Dang, surprised you can even wear a top if this article is to be believed.


I can wear shirts just fine.  However, I do have an annoying tendency to phase shift every once in a while.

Freaked my husband right out on a road trip once.  We were headed out to Anaheim, CA for work from Irving, TX with a pickup truck full of mobile office packages.  Ideally, we should have left on Friday night, but didn't get on the road until about noon on Saturday.  

Oh, and because we were in the truck, I was slated to drive the entire distance because he gets freaked out driving anything that big and that high.  So, as we were filling the tank, I ran into the mini-mart and grabbed a 12 pack of Diet Coke, a box of No-Doz, and 3 Starbucks Doubleshot + Energy in white chocolate mocha flavor.  We made it to Anaheim in 18 hours, slowing down only for gas and drive thru fast food.  Once we got into the hotel room in Anaheim, I sat there vibrating for about 3 hours before I fell back and slept for 12 hours.
 
2021-04-11 7:06:47 PM  

NINEv2: Wobambo: NINEv2: FatherChaos: [Fark user image image 200x300]

"YAY COFFEE!"

Seconded
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Need to remember to visit this tab more often...

Titties are awesome, regardless of tab.


threadjack- i made us a (potential) gang badge:

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2021-04-11 7:08:04 PM  

NINEv2: Wobambo: NINEv2: FatherChaos: [Fark user image image 200x300]

"YAY COFFEE!"

Seconded
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Need to remember to visit this tab more often...

Titties are awesome, regardless of tab.


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2021-04-11 7:11:13 PM  
tintar and meselfs already stuck in in our profiles "blush"
 
2021-04-11 7:15:58 PM  
and cornelis CAN join the gang, obviously......
 
2021-04-11 7:24:48 PM  

luna1580: and cornelis CAN join the gang, obviously......

every

gang worth it's snuff NEEDS a qualified librarian......
 
2021-04-11 8:26:14 PM  

luna1580: luna1580: and cornelis CAN join the gang, obviously......

every gang worth it's snuff NEEDS a qualified librarian......


And a geologist too?
 
2021-04-11 8:30:06 PM  
Oh, and
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2021-04-11 8:58:38 PM  

NINEv2: Oh, and
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of course we need a geologist too....😉

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