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(My San Antonio)   Remember the Texas strip club that had its electricity and water turned off by the city? Remember the strip club got a big generator and water tank, and kept on twerking? Guess who doesn't have a generator and water tank anymore. Guess who took it   (mysanantonio.com) divider line
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9677 clicks; posted to Main » and Politics » on 08 Apr 2021 at 8:50 AM (4 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2021-04-08 8:13:43 AM  
Chastity?
 
2021-04-08 8:28:13 AM  
"stole"
Someone is triggered.
 
2021-04-08 8:44:08 AM  
Subby does not understand the definition of 'stole.'
 
2021-04-08 8:49:36 AM  
They are doing God's work.

The club, not the city.
 
2021-04-08 8:50:46 AM  
The ghost of kooli creek, who was just old man Prendergast in disguise trying to consolidate his real estate holdings? Zoinks!
 
2021-04-08 8:52:25 AM  
Desiree?
 
2021-04-08 8:52:32 AM  
Next step for the city: Bulldoze the building.
 
2021-04-08 8:53:18 AM  

Badmoodman: Subby does not understand the definition of 'stole.'


Well...the article does not seem to explain the authority they used to take the generator away so, stole is a valid option.
 
2021-04-08 8:54:46 AM  
Strip clubs shouldn't be operating unless all their employees (including "independent" strippers) and customers have been fully vaccinated against Covid.
 
2021-04-08 8:54:50 AM  
The cable guy?
 
2021-04-08 8:55:26 AM  
How hard can it be to close a strip joint in a southern state?
 
2021-04-08 8:55:41 AM  
Members of the NCO Wives Club of Lackland AFB?  Total destruction.   Only the buffet was spared and the wives demanded it to be refilled... twice.
 
2021-04-08 8:56:41 AM  

wage0048: Next step for the city: Bulldoze the building.


Preferably while occupied.
 
2021-04-08 8:56:49 AM  

sleze: Badmoodman: Subby does not understand the definition of 'stole.'

Well...the article does not seem to explain the authority they used to take the generator away so, stole is a valid option.


Use a tool to commit a crime, the city gets to seize the tool and hold it as evidence.
 
2021-04-08 8:57:03 AM  
So it was
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stripped from them?
 
2021-04-08 8:58:30 AM  

wage0048: Next step for the city: Bulldoze the building.


Followed by: Salt the earth.
 
2021-04-08 8:59:01 AM  
So, is this a strip club where the naughty bits are covered as per San Antonio's laws or a Gentleman's club where you have to buy a pass and then get hit on by dancers working between sets.  And the sets are three songs:  Fully clothed, underwear and blanket dance with flashing.

Or, uh, so I heard.  Big kids told me about it.  Big kids.

1985 experience.  Laws might have changed but maybe not because Texas.
 
2021-04-08 8:59:10 AM  

shiny dagmar: How hard can it be to close a strip joint in a southern state?


Usually the Sheriff and Mayor are on the payroll, financially or otherwise, so it could be quite hard.
 
2021-04-08 9:00:09 AM  
The very first sentence begins..."The beef between"
 
2021-04-08 9:02:06 AM  
"the city has been called to the club 300 times in the past two years"

someone seems obsessed
 
2021-04-08 9:02:28 AM  

Harry Freakstorm: So, is this a strip club where the naughty bits are covered as per San Antonio's laws or a Gentleman's club where you have to buy a pass and then get hit on by dancers working between sets.  And the sets are three songs:  Fully clothed, underwear and blanket dance with flashing.

Or, uh, so I heard.  Big kids told me about it.  Big kids.

1985 experience.  Laws might have changed but maybe not because Texas.


Here they are allowed to, like, dress up their buttholes and put on little historical reenactment if they want.
 
2021-04-08 9:04:22 AM  
You guessed it. Frank Stallone.
 
2021-04-08 9:04:38 AM  

shiny dagmar: How hard can it be to close a strip joint in a southern state?


Over yours and several dozen other people's bodies. Do as we say, not as we do while in a place where women-folk get nekkid and also there's alcohol and a buffet and also more nekkid wemmins.
 
2021-04-08 9:06:52 AM  
The strip club opens windows for ventilation, right?
Oh, wait.
There's probably some regular with deep pockets that's helping to pay for the fight.
Cops there almost every 3 days on average? That's probably on the strip club's tab too.
 
2021-04-08 9:09:03 AM  
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2021-04-08 9:10:41 AM  
According to reporting by Taylor Pettaway of the Express-News, the city has been called to the club 300 times in the past two years.

Clubs like that get shut down all the time for being a major nuisance to the community.
 
2021-04-08 9:13:23 AM  
usually, I am proboobies.  But they were flaunting Covid restrictions, so fark off.
 
2021-04-08 9:14:00 AM  

wage0048: Next step for the city: Bulldoze the building.


Work up a "Number 6" on 'em.
 
2021-04-08 9:16:49 AM  
Sounds like the local police are going to have all the power and water they need at their weekly state funded bbq.
 
2021-04-08 9:17:41 AM  
If all that theft thru taxes wasn't bad enough!!!!
 
2021-04-08 9:19:21 AM  

AsparagusFTW: They are doing God's work.
The club, not the city.



There's pathetic and then there's "Willing to prolong a pandemic and kill people to see a naked girl pathetic"
 
2021-04-08 9:20:22 AM  
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2021-04-08 9:21:15 AM  
Maybe XTC Nightclub should call the Mayor of Simpleton for help. I know, it's a Complicated Game, but if they ever want to get back to Respectable Street again they'll need some help from Sgt, Rock or somebody. Dear God, what a mess.
 
2021-04-08 9:25:12 AM  

Tyrone Slothrop: Strip clubs shouldn't be operating unless all their employees (including "independent" strippers) and customers have been fully vaccinated against Covid.


and all STDs?
 
2021-04-08 9:25:54 AM  

mercator_psi: Maybe XTC Nightclub should call the Mayor of Simpleton for help. I know, it's a Complicated Game, but if they ever want to get back to Respectable Street again they'll need some help from Sgt, Rock or somebody. Dear God, what a mess.


I was just coming here to make a Mayor of Simpleton joke, and got beat by 4 minutes....
 
2021-04-08 9:26:08 AM  
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2021-04-08 9:30:12 AM  
A bunch of meh. Let 'em open. No one is forcing people into the club. Plus, there are worse viruses floating that place around than covid.
 
2021-04-08 9:30:35 AM  
Millennials stole it cause they are too lazy to invent it themselves
 
2021-04-08 9:32:00 AM  

Pinnacle Point: Chastity?


LarryDan43: Desiree?


thatboyoverthere: You guessed it. Frank Stallone.



I bet it was that skank Mercedes....
 
2021-04-08 9:32:18 AM  

GardenWeasel: "stole"
Someone is triggered.


I've seen a number of stoles at strip clubs. No one seems to like them, they always wind up dropping them and kicking them away.
 
2021-04-08 9:33:57 AM  

AsparagusFTW: They are doing God's work.

The club, not the city.


In normal times, yes. Better than some stupid church and for less money, too.

But in a pandemic, especially where no one takes other precautions, no.

Texans all need to be lined up against the wall and shot...

...with covid vaccine
 
2021-04-08 9:33:59 AM  
Chicken Ranch still closed though.
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/aw haw haw haw
 
2021-04-08 9:37:31 AM  
I say roll with it - rename the club "Dark 'n' Dirty," provide every patron a miner's helmet with lamp, a glo-stick, and a sample sized Febreze and soon the wolves will be howlin' at your door, mama.
 
2021-04-08 9:38:34 AM  

Tyrone Slothrop: Strip clubs shouldn't be operating unless all their employees (including "independent" strippers) and customers have been fully vaccinated against Covid.


Espesh since it's spread by butt sweat.
 
2021-04-08 9:40:07 AM  
Well, based on what Google maps told me, it's about 1/2 mile from a residential area.

If that's the case, it's not hard to believe that a group of overactive Karens would call to complain enough times to get 300 visits by the police to harass the club.
 
2021-04-08 9:43:20 AM  

SpectroBoy: There's pathetic and then there's "Willing to prolong a pandemic and kill people to see a naked girl pathetic"


You seem to feel a consistent need to signal some kind of superior moral position in every thread that involves even a tertiary connection to sex.

Who are you trying to impress?
 
2021-04-08 9:43:57 AM  
The Strip Club should change its name to the "Sovereign Citizens."
 
2021-04-08 9:44:19 AM  
How'd you get it?
"Stripper farted in my mouth while I was eating buffet."
 
2021-04-08 9:45:31 AM  

MBooda: Chicken Ranch still closed though.
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Thanks to king of the dipshiats and ice machine slime regulator Marvin Zindler.
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2021-04-08 9:45:43 AM  
Also, to overcome the lack of electricity shutting down your DJ booth, you could hire a mariachi or tejano band. Personally, I would pay extra to hear a competent Mexican folk version of Pony by Ginuwine, wouldn't you?

I'm a problem solver.
 
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