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5 days ago  
Comedian?
 
5 days ago  
I like the concept, but he really needs to break these up into separate videos so he can focus on the various aspects of his truck.

I'd have liked to see more about the fuel efficiency of his FWD dually.
 
5 days ago  
Where is Kentucky outside Louisville?

Yes is it.

I'll take 'white trash h3ll' for 800 Alex.
(RIP Mr Trebek.  May the road rise up to meet you.)
 
5 days ago  
He's a funny guy with a fine sense of humor, and holy shiat is he built! I'd like to know what he does for exercise (lots more than me...dayum).  This video reminds me of the Red Green show.
 
5 days ago  
Been a while since I subscribed to something.
 
5 days ago  
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5 days ago  
"Gets" should have an apostrophe; I have it on very good authority, from most Farkers that I've spoken with, that a t followed by an s should ALWAYS have an apostrophe, whether it's needed or not.

I mean, there's no real difference between its and it is, right? (say the functionally illiterate)
 
5 days ago  
I like bear porn as much as the next guy but that was taking way to long to get down to the action.
 
5 days ago  

0z79: "Gets" should have an apostrophe; I have it on very good authority, from most Farkers that I've spoken with, that a t followed by an s should ALWAYS have an apostrophe, whether it's needed or not.

I mean, there's no real difference between its and it is, right? (say the functionally illiterate)


Say what?
 
5 days ago  

0z79: "Gets" should have an apostrophe; I have it on very good authority, from most Farkers that I've spoken with, that a t followed by an s should ALWAYS have an apostrophe, whether it's needed or not.

I mean, there's no real difference between its and it is, right? (say the functionally illiterate)


Its = possessive pronoun for "it".
It's = contraction of "it is".
Its' = right out.
 
5 days ago  
I watched a little of that with the sound off.

Glad I did, looked like he was being very loud.  And I'm pretty stoned...half ounce of dank for 50 bucks...legal weed is the best thing ever, way better than sliced bread.   sliced bread.

I like toast.

Not sure Washington State has any felony drug possession laws on the books ATM.  I know a court yoinked them a few weeks back, don't know if they made new ones.  Maybe that was what the loud man was trying to tell me..  fark it, I'm gonna go shoot cars on the  freeway in GTA5.  Pretty antisocial, I know.
 
5 days ago  
He is harmless. Rednecks like laughing at people more Redneck than they are. I know, Redneck and I may or may not have already subscribed to his channel......
 
5 days ago  
I LOLd
 
5 days ago  

TwowheelinTim: 0z79: "Gets" should have an apostrophe; I have it on very good authority, from most Farkers that I've spoken with, that a t followed by an s should ALWAYS have an apostrophe, whether it's needed or not.

I mean, there's no real difference between its and it is, right? (say the functionally illiterate)

Say what?


Evens to can't: zero.
How's YOUR apostrophe?
 
5 days ago  
Thanks subby. Hilarious. And a funny reminder of those automated seat belt things that would strangle you when you shut the door.
 
5 days ago  

ZMugg: 0z79: "Gets" should have an apostrophe; I have it on very good authority, from most Farkers that I've spoken with, that a t followed by an s should ALWAYS have an apostrophe, whether it's needed or not.

I mean, there's no real difference between its and it is, right? (say the functionally illiterate)

Its = possessive pronoun for "it".
It's = contraction of "it is".
Its' = right out.


It's: possesive proper noun for Cousin It.
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\It's glasses are very dark.
 
5 days ago  

Tom Marvolo Bombadil: [Fark user image 396x512]


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5 days ago  
Needs more cowbell.

And a MAGA hat, 40 stickers, and 8 giant flags.
 
5 days ago  

MattyBlast: He's a funny guy with a fine sense of humor, and holy shiat is he built! I'd like to know what he does for exercise (lots more than me...dayum).  This video reminds me of the Red Green show.


yeah I gotta admit I got a good chuckle out of that.  Somehow his excellent physical condition made the "redneck" act funny & appreciable.   I'm guessing when he's bored he just bench-presses the new "truck"
 
4 days ago  

MattyBlast: He's a funny guy with a fine sense of humor, and holy shiat is he built! I'd like to know what he does for exercise (lots more than me...dayum).  This video reminds me of the Red Green show.


Some kinda physical labor I'd guess from the looks of it.  Big arms, good abs, etc but not toned and thinned down.  Easiest way to look like that is to work with heavy shiat you have to sling around.

/also the kind of build that goes right to hell when you stop working at it
 
4 days ago  
No man should ever wear shorts that short
 
4 days ago  

Tyrone Slothrop: ZMugg: 0z79: "Gets" should have an apostrophe; I have it on very good authority, from most Farkers that I've spoken with, that a t followed by an s should ALWAYS have an apostrophe, whether it's needed or not.

I mean, there's no real difference between its and it is, right? (say the functionally illiterate)

Its = possessive pronoun for "it".
It's = contraction of "it is".
Its' = right out.

It's: possesive proper noun for Cousin It.
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\It's glasses are very dark.


Point taken.
 
4 days ago  
Full disclosure: I watched it at 2x playback speed with the sound off. That guy has one of the finest ginger beards I have ever seen. He's hot, in a rednecky way.
 
4 days ago  

MattyBlast: reminds me of the Red Green show.


...Needs moar duct tape (the handyman's secret weapon)
 
4 days ago  
I half assed an even once.  It felt odd.
 
4 days ago  
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4 days ago  

ZMugg: Tyrone Slothrop: ZMugg: 0z79: "Gets" should have an apostrophe; I have it on very good authority, from most Farkers that I've spoken with, that a t followed by an s should ALWAYS have an apostrophe, whether it's needed or not.

I mean, there's no real difference between its and it is, right? (say the functionally illiterate)

Its = possessive pronoun for "it".
It's = contraction of "it is".
Its' = right out.

It's: possesive proper noun for Cousin It.
[Fark user image 246x205]
\It's glasses are very dark.

Point taken.


Point taken away.  It's "Cousin Itt" (Not "Cousin It")

Now, maybe if It puts it's lotion in the basket, we can have a conversation.
 
4 days ago  

Tyrone Slothrop: ZMugg: 0z79: "Gets" should have an apostrophe; I have it on very good authority, from most Farkers that I've spoken with, that a t followed by an s should ALWAYS have an apostrophe, whether it's needed or not.

I mean, there's no real difference between its and it is, right? (say the functionally illiterate)

Its = possessive pronoun for "it".
It's = contraction of "it is".
Its' = right out.

It's: possesive proper noun for Cousin It.
[Fark user image 246x205]
\It's glasses are very dark.


You are indeed correct, Sir.  However, not to undercut your thesis, but the individual to whom you referred spells its name 'Itt'.

Sorry to be 'that guy'.
 
4 days ago  
We Ate the Necco Wafers:
I'd have liked to see more about the fuel efficiency of his FWD dually.

He could add some more mocking of the truck idiots, ah, I mean enthusiasts who put on smaller wheels which increases the speedometer error by 20%, then claim that the smaller wheels increased fuel economy by 20%.
 
4 days ago  
Given the traction is on the front tires, should those have been doubles, in stead of the rear tires?
 
4 days ago  
TRANSCRIBED FOR THOSE WHO DON'T SPEAK REDNECK:

Hello murica. Ya'll check out mah brand new, fuel-efficient truck.

Y'know gas prices dun got so durn high, I had to find me sumpin that's betterongas. But I don't drive no car. I'm a truck man.

So, I went out and got me this doolee rightchere. This thang is one-hunnert-percent... [unintelligible].

Now, don't let the size of this thang fool ya, okay? This is a fuel-efficient powrhowse. This thang has got the heart of a Ferrari, the gas tank of a Preeis, and the butt of an F-350.

And everybody knows that every real truck has toemrrs. And these ain't no regular lil toemrrs. These are the biggest, baddest toemrrs you ever seen. These is the magnums of toemrrs.

If I'm goin' two fayst and the ayr gets up under dem toemrrs rightdere, I take off flyin' like a jumbajet.

Now when yor truck has a lotta horsepowr, you need a specialized sterrin wheel. Now as you can see heah, this ain't no regular sterrin wheel. This is a race cawr stirrin wheel.

You also need a vurry, vurry lowd horn to get people out chor way.

When you hawlin heavy lowds, you need you a doolee truck. Look air, riteair. I got four tars. I ain't got tow tars like ya'll sissy boyees. Ya'll cain't pull nutin wit two tars. You know what I can pull with four tars? Everthin.

And when you haulin des heavy lowds, you cain't have a regular trayler. You gotta have a gewsnek trayler.
Y'know a lotta trucks can tow stuff on flat grownd, but when it comes to towin stuff uphill? Lotta trucks cain't dodat. This truck rightchere ain't got no problem towin stuff uphill.

[unintelligble] I broke my gewsnek!

Awright, now dat I got mah gewsnek fixed, I got a job ta do.

This ol truck here is a straight [unintelligible] manual transmission. Dere ain't nutin dat feel better ta me dan a big stick in mah hayn as I'm drivin down da road.

[unintelligible] powr [unintelligible]

This thayngs a truck with the heart of a rayce cawr. [unintelligible] raycin stirrin wheel. [lots of unintelligible]
Awl you folks have fun with dem gas guzzlers you got. I'm gonna go put tweny five dollars in this bad mammajamma rightchere so I can ride around all munth!

[unintelligible]
 
4 days ago  
TRUCKGANG!
 
4 days ago  
LOL, he is kind of attractive. I assume that get-up is for comedic purposes.

May seem obvious, but the giant side mirrors are the best part.
 
4 days ago  
Stirrin' wheel, LOL
 
4 days ago  

Smelly Pirate Hooker: Stirrin' wheel, LOL


No, "stern well".
 
4 days ago  

behanger: Given the traction is on the front tires, should those have been doubles, in stead of the rear tires?


That's probably the funniest part since he doesn't explicitly point it out but is super-proud to point out the importance of having a dually.
 
4 days ago  

Harlee: Comedian?


Medical field
Everyone in the medical field can relate to this!
Youtube MVWHtMYqfzQ
 
4 days ago  

ZMugg: 0z79: "Gets" should have an apostrophe; I have it on very good authority, from most Farkers that I've spoken with, that a t followed by an s should ALWAYS have an apostrophe, whether it's needed or not.

I mean, there's no real difference between its and it is, right? (say the functionally illiterate)

Its = possessive pronoun for "it".
It's = contraction of "it is".
Its' = right out.


The way I remember it is that other possessives are "hers" and "his" and neither has an apostrophe.
 
4 days ago  

Smelly Pirate Hooker: LOL, he is kind of attractive. I assume that get-up is for comedic purposes.

May seem obvious, but the giant side mirrors are the best part.


I think those are for hauling the double-wide around.
 
4 days ago  

Harlee: Comedian?


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Funnier than this asshole.
 
4 days ago  
No joke, I used to see a guy driving around town in a red ford festiva just like that, with the back cut out to make a truck bed and plywood to cover the hole.

He didn't have the tow mirrors or dually though...
 
4 days ago  

dennysgod: No man should ever wear shorts that short


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4 days ago  
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4 days ago  

GreatGlavinsGhost: Harlee: Comedian?

Medical field
[YouTube video: Everyone in the medical field can relate to this!]


I've heard of a cute aunt Gyna, before.
 
4 days ago  

Social Justice Warlock: GreatGlavinsGhost: Harlee: Comedian?

Medical field
[YouTube video: Everyone in the medical field can relate to this!]

I've heard of a cute aunt Gyna, before.


I had to take a break after "Smiley Mighty Jesus"
 
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