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4 days ago  
How tough was that fitness test? It must have been killer.
 
4 days ago  
Corrections officers wake up everyday and go to work without the assurance of making it home alive.
 
4 days ago  
Will there still be cake?
I was told there would be cake when the testing was done.
 
4 days ago  
Sounds like the fitness test is working as intended.
 
4 days ago  

We Ate the Necco Wafers: Corrections officers wake up everyday and go to work without the assurance of making it home alive.


He died doing what he loved.
 
4 days ago  
61?

Even if he wasn't fat, I'm pretty sure that's too old to be a CO. Dunno about other states, but my friend in Nevada had to retire when he hit 58, regardless. They dont let anyone drop in their tracks out there.
 
4 days ago  

We Ate the Necco Wafers: Corrections officers wake up everyday and go to work without the assurance of making it home alive.


We all do
 
4 days ago  

chitownmike: We Ate the Necco Wafers: Corrections officers wake up everyday and go to work without the assurance of making it home alive.

We all do


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No one expects toilet from space.
 
4 days ago  

chitownmike: We Ate the Necco Wafers: Corrections officers wake up everyday and go to work without the assurance of making it home alive.

We all do


Why do you hate corrections officers?
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4 days ago  

We Ate the Necco Wafers: chitownmike: We Ate the Necco Wafers: Corrections officers wake up everyday and go to work without the assurance of making it home alive.

We all do

Why do you hate corrections officers?
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Why is 'hate' the conclusion you jump to?
 
4 days ago  

We Ate the Necco Wafers: Why do you hate corrections officers?
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4 days ago  

Gyrfalcon: 61?

Even if he wasn't fat, I'm pretty sure that's too old to be a CO. Dunno about other states, but my friend in Nevada had to retire when he hit 58, regardless. They dont let anyone drop in their tracks out there.


Probably in management. If he didn't want to retire, he would carry on an institutional continuity and memory. It's not exactly San Quinten.
 
4 days ago  

6nome: We Ate the Necco Wafers: chitownmike: We Ate the Necco Wafers: Corrections officers wake up everyday and go to work without the assurance of making it home alive.

We all do

Why do you hate corrections officers?
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Why is 'hate' the conclusion you jump to?


Minimizing the danger that corrections officers are in is pretty damning evidence.
 
4 days ago  
What they're saying is the test works. Mofos gonna start jogging before the next one.
 
4 days ago  

chitownmike: We Ate the Necco Wafers: Corrections officers wake up everyday and go to work without the assurance of making it home alive.

We all do


And I work from home.


/mental note, schedule physical
 
4 days ago  

Gyrfalcon: 61? Even if he wasn't fat, I'm pretty sure that's too old to be a CO


Friggin' Kiwis ran this poor guy into the ground, just as he was entering his Golden Years.
 
4 days ago  

We Ate the Necco Wafers: 6nome: We Ate the Necco Wafers: chitownmike: We Ate the Necco Wafers: Corrections officers wake up everyday and go to work without the assurance of making it home alive.

We all do

Why do you hate corrections officers?
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Why is 'hate' the conclusion you jump to?

Minimizing the danger that corrections officers are in is pretty damning evidence.


Murderers should go to prison, even if they're cops. ESPECIALLY if they're cops. Don't piss down someone's back and tell them it's raining.
 
4 days ago  

sex_and_drugs_for_ian: Gyrfalcon: 61? Even if he wasn't fat, I'm pretty sure that's too old to be a CO

Friggin' Kiwis ran this poor guy into the ground, just as he was entering his Golden Years.


Yeah, it's great fun, it's become an unofficial sport over here and is slowly displacing horse racing.

Line up 10 old people on an old horse race track, give them brooms and then slowly drive a Honda Civic with a undersize license plate around the track revving loudly to get them running after it.

Last man standing gets a bag of dates and a discount book.

Record so far is an entire three laps before both finalists literally gave up the ghost simultaneously and a draw was declared. The bookies didn't know how to handle it.
 
3 days ago  
"Danny died after suffering what appears to be a medical event...." Aha.
 
3 days ago  

fluffy_pope: "Danny died after suffering what appears to be a medical event...." Aha.


Can't we just call it a heart attack?
 
3 days ago  

dyhchong: sex_and_drugs_for_ian: Gyrfalcon: 61? Even if he wasn't fat, I'm pretty sure that's too old to be a CO

Friggin' Kiwis ran this poor guy into the ground, just as he was entering his Golden Years.

...it's become an unofficial sport over here and is slowly displacing horse racing.

Line up 10 old people on a track, give them brooms and then slowly drive a Honda Civic with a undersize license plate around the track revving loudly to get them running after it.

Last man standing gets a bag of dates and a discount book.

Record so far is three laps before both finalists literally gave up the ghost simultaneously and a draw was declared. The bookies didn't know how to handle it
.


That sounds marginally more humane than actual horse racing, so hats off to progress.
 
3 days ago  

wax_on: fluffy_pope: "Danny died after suffering what appears to be a medical event...." Aha.

Can't we just call it a heart attack?


could've been an appendectomy.
 
3 days ago  

chitownmike: We Ate the Necco Wafers: Corrections officers wake up everyday and go to work without the assurance of making it home alive.

We all do


No, there is a difference. We all have far more dangerous jobs, yet we don't get to preemptively kill anyone we like.
 
3 days ago  

fluffy_pope: "Danny died after suffering what appears to be a medical event...." Aha.


Wouldn't dying be considered a medical event all by itself?
 
3 days ago  

Ivo Shandor: We Ate the Necco Wafers: Why do you hate corrections officers?
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Pizza delivery is a shiatload more than twice as dangerous as being a cop.
Being an AIRLINE PILOT is actually more dangerous than being a cop. So is teaching tennis.
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I had to unpack the 'on the job' police death stats for an article once. Its mainly heart attacks and other natural deaths from older cops on desk duty. Traffic accidents (non-chase) are a large number too.
The fact they pad the stats with police dog deaths AND military police in combat overseas as police deaths is just dirty.
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/Actual, human cops, killed during a pursuit or shot "in the line of duty" every year is a very, very small number
//A shockingly small number considering the number of citizens they murder using "dangerous job" as an excuse
///Probably 1 for every 100 unarmed minorities they kill
 
3 days ago  

We Ate the Necco Wafers: Corrections officers wake up everyday and go to work without the assurance of making it home alive.


Good.
 
3 days ago  

We Ate the Necco Wafers: chitownmike: We Ate the Necco Wafers: Corrections officers wake up everyday and go to work without the assurance of making it home alive.

We all do

Why do you hate corrections officers?
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No joke, that flag design is scary as fark, I say this as former military. Stop the goddamn hero worship. That jackbooted version of the flag is an ugly thing, show me the real one I swore an oath to, not a thug's dream rag.
 
3 days ago  

Theeng: We Ate the Necco Wafers: chitownmike: We Ate the Necco Wafers: Corrections officers wake up everyday and go to work without the assurance of making it home alive.

We all do

Why do you hate corrections officers?
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No joke, that flag design is scary as fark, I say this as former military. Stop the goddamn hero worship. That jackbooted version of the flag is an ugly thing, show me the real one I swore an oath to, not a thug's dream rag.


Maybe whoever made it is color blind and their brother pulled a prank whilst helping to pick out the fabric.
 
3 days ago  

sex_and_drugs_for_ian: Gyrfalcon: 61? Even if he wasn't fat, I'm pretty sure that's too old to be a CO

Friggin' Kiwis ran this poor guy into the ground, just as he was entering his Golden Years.


Was he one week from retirement?
 
3 days ago  

We Ate the Necco Wafers: chitownmike: We Ate the Necco Wafers: Corrections officers wake up everyday and go to work without the assurance of making it home alive.

We all do

Why do you hate corrections officers?
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fark off with this nationalistic bullshiat.
 
3 days ago  

Fara Clark: sex_and_drugs_for_ian: Gyrfalcon: 61? Even if he wasn't fat, I'm pretty sure that's too old to be a CO

Friggin' Kiwis ran this poor guy into the ground, just as he was entering his Golden Years.

Was he one week from retirement?


4 years if he was waiting to be eligible for national superannuation
 
3 days ago  

Dryad: Ivo Shandor: We Ate the Necco Wafers: Why do you hate corrections officers?
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Pizza delivery is a shiatload more than twice as dangerous as being a cop.
Being an AIRLINE PILOT is actually more dangerous than being a cop. So is teaching tennis.
-
I had to unpack the 'on the job' police death stats for an article once. Its mainly heart attacks and other natural deaths from older cops on desk duty. Traffic accidents (non-chase) are a large number too.
The fact they pad the stats with police dog deaths AND military police in combat overseas as police deaths is just dirty.
-
/Actual, human cops, killed during a pursuit or shot "in the line of duty" every year is a very, very small number
//A shockingly small number considering the number of citizens they murder using "dangerous job" as an excuse
///Probably 1 for every 100 unarmed minorities they kill


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