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(Detroit Free Press) Weeners Tickle My Pickle Elmo   (freep.com) divider line
    More: Weeners, Mike Bouchard, Kevin WayneVanLuven, news release, personal attacks, 22-year-old homeowner, charges stem, next court appearance, new level  
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4 days ago  
He should have invested in a Harry Potter broom
 
4 days ago  
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4 days ago  
pleasuring himself with Elmo doll faces

My brain shorted out here. Seriously, are we not doing phrasing?
 
4 days ago  
And that's how you go from being a home inspector to a sketchy day-labor roofer.
 
4 days ago  
the homeowner checked her phone and caught VanLuven in the act ... After he finished pleasuring himself he returned the doll to its original place.


No harm. no foul.
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4 days ago  
Better than the previous version:

MADtv - Tickle Me Emo
Youtube qMaRFSsW6Sk
 
4 days ago  
Who the hell owns a house at 22???
Well done whoever you are.
 
4 days ago  
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4 days ago  
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4 days ago  
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4 days ago  
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4 days ago  

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Don't be that guy with the elmo image collection.
 
4 days ago  

omg bbq: Who the hell owns a house at 22???



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They co-owned one for a time.
 
4 days ago  
Gotz ta luv it......!!!!!!


ELMO RULES!
 
4 days ago  
Difficulty: Not an article about Kevin Clash
 
4 days ago  
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4 days ago  

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Don't be that guy with the elmo image collection.


Damn, I Have an Elmo Pic for That is already taken :/ would have been a fun alt
 
4 days ago  
He had to stop doing that to Teddy Ruxpins, because Teddy tells his story.
 
4 days ago  

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Don't be that guy with the elmo image collection.


Teletubbies still ok?  Asking for a friend.
 
3 days ago  

trappedspirit: kdawg7736: [runt-of-the-web.com image 600x459]

kdawg7736: [pm1.narvii.com image 500x530]

kdawg7736: [runt-of-the-web.com image 600x459]

kdawg7736: [i.pinimg.com image 600x612]

Don't be that guy with the elmo image collection.


Don't be that guy stopping our fun.
 
3 days ago  

sex_and_drugs_for_ian: omg bbq: Who the hell owns a house at 22???


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They co-owned one for a time.


There's an older version of this pic on the intertubes...
 
3 days ago  
Elmo?  wtf?

I want to strangle something when I hear Elmo's voice, but my penis isn't it.
 
3 days ago  

bughunter: Elmo?  wtf?

I want to strangle something when I hear Elmo's voice, but my penis isn't it.


Big Bird then?

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3 days ago  

LarrySouth: sex_and_drugs_for_ian: omg bbq: Who the hell owns a house at 22???


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They co-owned one for a time.

There's an older version of this pic on the intertubes...


I was trying to find the one from their first court appearance, where they both stride in wearing their black suits, smirking like they're the mutual King shiats of fark Mountain.

No luck though.

The one I did find seems like it's a little later, when they both knew it was their ass, and it was going to be fuzzy pastels from here on out.
 
3 days ago  
Did he give Elmo two test tickles?
 
3 days ago  
That is an adult who preys on children.
 
3 days ago  
I don't even know how a person can possibly respond to this. Dude farked an Elmo doll and put it back.

Just... what?
 
3 days ago  
Fark a bat, this guy needs a F-150 rotor to the head
 
3 days ago  
Sounds like he needs a tickle me elbow... DROP FROM THE TOP ROPE!
 
3 days ago  
If you're going to pick a muppet, at least pick Ernie..That kinds seems like it's right in his wheelhouse...
You know what I mean...And I know you do...
 
3 days ago  
Elmo is the worst Sesame Street character. He basically took over the show, I won't let my kids watch it.
 
3 days ago  
I predict a hybrid baby in that household's future.  
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3 days ago  

wax_on: Elmo is the worst Sesame Street character. He basically took over the show.


Guy Smiley OTOH, is among the greatest of Sesame Street characters, but he was never allowed to really blossom.
 
3 days ago  
Nobody's gonna mention dude's name is VanLuven?
 
3 days ago  

chawco: I don't even know how a person can possibly respond to this. Dude farked an Elmo doll and put it back.

Just... what?


Was there something else he should have done with it afterwards?
 
3 days ago  
How TF is he being charged with aggravated indecent exposure, when the owner was secretly recording him? He jerked off in an empty room.
 
3 days ago  
Pleasuring yourself with Elmo?

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3 days ago  

drjekel_mrhyde: Fark a bat, this guy needs a F-150 rotor to the head


With the rest of the truck still attached?
 
3 days ago  

larunu: How TF is he being charged with aggravated indecent exposure, when the owner was secretly recording him? He jerked off in an empty room.


But he jerked off onto a child's toy.

How are you going to explain why Elmo is all sticky?
 
3 days ago  
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3 days ago  

Mr. Shabooboo: If you're going to pick a muppet, at least pick Ernie..That kinds seems like it's right in his wheelhouse...
You know what I mean...And I know you do...


On Avenue Q, it was the Beet expy who would've been into that.
 
3 days ago  

stuartp9: Pleasuring yourself with Elmo?

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3 days ago  
I guess you could say they found VanLuven in all the wrong places
 
3 days ago  

Gleeman: stuartp9: Pleasuring yourself with Elmo?

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He wants to give her The Claw.
 
3 days ago  
Rule 34, as always, in play.
 
3 days ago  

Prof. Frink: chawco: I don't even know how a person can possibly respond to this. Dude farked an Elmo doll and put it back.

Just... what?

Was there something else he should have done with it afterwards?


burn it? In an incinerator? possibly along with his dick because its clear he does not know how to responsibly use it?
 
3 days ago  

Fireproof: Mr. Shabooboo: If you're going to pick a muppet, at least pick Ernie..That kinds seems like it's right in his wheelhouse...
You know what I mean...And I know you do...

On Avenue Q, it was the Beet expy who would've been into that.


*Bert
 
3 days ago  
CSB  Lake Grove, NY circa 1982

In high school I was invited to a house party. Lots of kids, drinking, smoking, etc. I found myself upstairs and in one of the bedrooms were some Bert and Ernie puppets. I took them downstairs and from behind the bar, did a complete puppet show of Ernie teaching Bert how to roll a joint.

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