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(Daily Star)   Guy builds an 'AI robot woman' out of junk for £500, no explanation of what the other £499 went on (possible nsfw content on page)   (dailystar.co.uk) divider line
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4 days ago  
Pen15 goes wh--GAH!
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Nowhere.
 
4 days ago  
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4 days ago  
I think I could have made a better robot with 500 dollars.  Maybe not have made it look so terrifying.  Wonder how much his Terrifying budget was.
 
4 days ago  
500 for the robot lady and 500,000 for therapy.

Its only a matter of time before somebody builds a little robot kid to fu*k.
 
4 days ago  
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4 days ago  
Directive 1: "Kill all humans"
 
4 days ago  
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Oh great, a robotic Indian. Now it'll take jobs away from all those people in "Cardmembers Services," "The Car Warranty Department," "Microsoft Security," and "The Internal Revenues Department."
 
4 days ago  

Nintenfreak: I think I could have made a better robot with 500 dollars.  Maybe not have made it look so terrifying.  Wonder how much his Terrifying budget was.


Most of the budget went into making it looks exactly like his mother, so you be the judge
 
4 days ago  

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Lisa was the Mary Poppins of my generation.
 
4 days ago  
Nightmare fuel there.
 
4 days ago  
Is the red spot on the forehead the reset button?
 
4 days ago  
dothemath:

Its only a matter of time before somebody builds a little robot kid to fu*k.

I'm pretty sure (unfortunately) that this has already been done. Ugh.
 
4 days ago  
I hope that mark is a bindi, and not a 'power on' indicator.
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4 days ago  
Now THIS story is why I come to Fark!

Look at this shiat:

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Caption contest material!

Linked article!

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4 days ago  
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sad there is no better pics kicking around the net
 
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4 days ago  

retrobruce: dothemath:

Its only a matter of time before somebody builds a little robot kid to fu*k.

I'm pretty sure (unfortunately) that this has already been done. Ugh.


Probably.
I guess its better than Gene the pervert throwing a shot into one of the kids at Chuck E Cheese.
 
4 days ago  
FTA:similar robot named Sophia has been developed by Hong Kong-based engineering company - Hanson Robotics.

Well somebody's stock value is about to plunge.
 
4 days ago  

dothemath: 500 for the robot lady and 500,000 for therapy.

Its only a matter of time before somebody builds a little robot kid to fu*k.


I'd rather they fark a robot kid than a real one.

/Double checked to make sure I used than and not the.
//Bigdifference.
///Seriously, hopefully they might just stick to farking the robot
 
4 days ago  

Vern: dothemath: 500 for the robot lady and 500,000 for therapy.

Its only a matter of time before somebody builds a little robot kid to fu*k.

I'd rather they fark a robot kid than a real one.

/Double checked to make sure I used than and not the.
//Bigdifference.
///Seriously, hopefully they might just stick to farking the robot


*then. Damn phone.
 
4 days ago  

Vern: dothemath: 500 for the robot lady and 500,000 for therapy.

Its only a matter of time before somebody builds a little robot kid to fu*k.

I'd rather they fark a robot kid than a real one.

/Double checked to make sure I used than and not the.
//Bigdifference.
///Seriously, hopefully they might just stick to farking the robot


I dont have a problem with it.
Here in Houston a guy tried to open a sex robot brothel but the city council shut it down.
I wouldnt have gone (probably) but I thought it was cool. It was the first thing ive seen that made me feel like I was living in the future.
 
4 days ago  
It's made of cardboard?  What happens when the front falls off?

Clarke and Dawe - The Front Fell Off
Youtube 3m5qxZm_JqM
 
4 days ago  

dothemath: Here in Houston a guy tried to open a sex robot brothel


Texas Robot Brothel is the name of my cybermetal band.

/LOL, WTF even was a Texas robot brothel? Someone stuck a sex doll on a Roomba?
 
4 days ago  
KILL IT! KILL IT WITH FIRE!
 
4 days ago  

Prank Call of Cthulhu: Is the red spot on the forehead the reset button?


Her lazor. She's charging it.
 
4 days ago  

Prank Call of Cthulhu: dothemath: Here in Houston a guy tried to open a sex robot brothel

Texas Robot Brothel is the name of my cybermetal band.

/LOL, WTF even was a Texas robot brothel? Someone stuck a sex doll on a Roomba?


He had a whole stable of high end life size sex dolls. I think they cost a few grand.
 
4 days ago  
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4 days ago  

dothemath: Vern: dothemath: 500 for the robot lady and 500,000 for therapy.

Its only a matter of time before somebody builds a little robot kid to fu*k.

I'd rather they fark a robot kid than a real one.

/Double checked to make sure I used than and not the.
//Bigdifference.
///Seriously, hopefully they might just stick to farking the robot

I dont have a problem with it.
Here in Houston a guy tried to open a sex robot brothel but the city council shut it down.
I wouldnt have gone (probably) but I thought it was cool. It was the first thing ive seen that made me feel like I was living in the future.


I have no doubt that would creep the hell out of me live so to speak - and I'm not that easy to creep usually.
 
4 days ago  

dothemath: Prank Call of Cthulhu: dothemath: Here in Houston a guy tried to open a sex robot brothel

Texas Robot Brothel is the name of my cybermetal band.

/LOL, WTF even was a Texas robot brothel? Someone stuck a sex doll on a Roomba?

He had a whole stable of high end life size sex dolls. I think they cost a few grand.


I really wouldn't expect them to do a thorough cleaning after each client. So for that reason, I'm out.
 
4 days ago  

Some Junkie Cosmonaut: dothemath: Vern: dothemath: 500 for the robot lady and 500,000 for therapy.

Its only a matter of time before somebody builds a little robot kid to fu*k.

I'd rather they fark a robot kid than a real one.

/Double checked to make sure I used than and not the.
//Bigdifference.
///Seriously, hopefully they might just stick to farking the robot

I dont have a problem with it.
Here in Houston a guy tried to open a sex robot brothel but the city council shut it down.
I wouldnt have gone (probably) but I thought it was cool. It was the first thing ive seen that made me feel like I was living in the future.

I have no doubt that would creep the hell out of me live so to speak - and I'm not that easy to creep usually.


Those sex robots are inching closer and closer to looking legit almost human. When that day comes its going to change shiat up real hard between men and women.
 
4 days ago  
I can hear it now..." I'm sorry but we dont have a code for a robot hand grasping a man's penis."
 
4 days ago  
Best prom ever -still love this commercial

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4 days ago  

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Oh great, a robotic Indian. Now it'll take jobs away from all those people in "Cardmembers Services," "The Car Warranty Department," "Microsoft Security," and "The Internal Revenues Department."


Bridget Fondle?
 
4 days ago  
That robot looks like it already wants to kill itself.
 
4 days ago  

Vern: dothemath: Prank Call of Cthulhu: dothemath: Here in Houston a guy tried to open a sex robot brothel

Texas Robot Brothel is the name of my cybermetal band.

/LOL, WTF even was a Texas robot brothel? Someone stuck a sex doll on a Roomba?

He had a whole stable of high end life size sex dolls. I think they cost a few grand.

I really wouldn't expect them to do a thorough cleaning after each client. So for that reason, I'm out.

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Whitney Cummings had a sex robot made of herself and brought it on stage.
 
4 days ago  
Come one, come all for the prophet of night city! 50 years of soul prison was worth it for this moment right here.
 
4 days ago  
And I'm just laughing right now because I think I found the best example of the importance of correct spelling. Everyone always uses the "your and you're" example.

Try this:

I'd rather they fark a robot kid than a real one.
I'd rather they fark a robot kid then a real one.

The second one makes it sound like I feel they need to practice on a robot before being ready for the main event. Oh the internet is fun.
 
4 days ago  
I have to admit, that looks better than I expected. I wonder, does it nag you to help with the dishes?
 
4 days ago  
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Salmon: Now THIS story is why I come to Fark!

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4 days ago  

dothemath: Vern: dothemath: Prank Call of Cthulhu: dothemath: Here in Houston a guy tried to open a sex robot brothel

Texas Robot Brothel is the name of my cybermetal band.

/LOL, WTF even was a Texas robot brothel? Someone stuck a sex doll on a Roomba?

He had a whole stable of high end life size sex dolls. I think they cost a few grand.

I really wouldn't expect them to do a thorough cleaning after each client. So for that reason, I'm out.
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Whitney Cummings had a sex robot made of herself and brought it on stage.


That's really amusing, I did not know this.

"Incredible, I can't tell which is which! They both look like robots, and for that reason I'm out. And... Mr. Wonderful is farking it. Not sure which one, but he's farking something."
 
4 days ago  
In my younger days?...I dated worse....
 
4 days ago  
Meh.  It's been done.

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4 days ago  
Looks like Kellyanne has lost her supply of virginal souls.
 
4 days ago  
Looks more like a robotic burn victim. Wtf.
 
4 days ago  
Dammit phone..

/Also, Robotic Burn Victim is the name of my Daft Punk/James Hetfield mash up tribute band.
 
4 days ago  
Looks like shiat....and the robot is no prize either.

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4 days ago  
Was this the AI?  ELIZA - Wikipedia
 
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