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(Daily Star)   In a world were everyone is wearing masks, today's bank robber has to do that little extra to get noticed (possible nsfw content on page)   (dailystar.co.uk) divider line
    More: Hero, English-language films, Robbery, Bank robbery, Bank robbers, Roque Jacinto Gonzalez Almiron, Bank, police report, daring escape  
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3688 clicks; posted to Main » on 07 Apr 2021 at 7:03 PM (4 days ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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4 days ago  
That's hysterical. He deserves the money.

/not really
 
4 days ago  
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I AM ROBBING YOU!!!
 
4 days ago  
Comedy Company - 'Colin Carpenter'...(1 of 3)
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4 days ago  
A clip-on?  Come on.  Willie Sutton you ain't.
 
4 days ago  
 
4 days ago  
Video cameras won't be distracted by the tie.
 
4 days ago  

acouvis: Well, the tie is cheaper and easier than other ways to hide your natural face...

https://www.dailystar.co.uk/real-life/​tattoo-fan-star-film-after-23868520?__​vfz=medium%3Dstandalone_content_recirc​ulation_with_ads


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4 days ago  
Dude probably dressed up in his Sunday best, and is now sobbing at home after reading such blatant tie-shaming.
 
4 days ago  
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4 days ago  

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that was a blast from the past.
 
4 days ago  
Read the story of McArthur Wheeler and how he inspired the early studies into the Dunning-Kruger effect.

"At five foot six and 270 pounds, the bank robber was impossible to miss. On April 19, 1995, he hit two Pittsburgh banks in broad daylight. Security cameras picked up good images of his face - he wore no mask - and showed him holding a gun to the teller. Police made sure the footage was broadcast on the local eleven o'clock news. A tip came in within minutes, and just after midnight, the police were knocking on the suspect's door in McKeesport. Identified as McArthur Wheeler, he was incredulous. "But I wore the juice," he said.

Wheeler told police he rubbed lemon juice on his face to make it invisible to security cameras. Detectives concluded he was not delusional, not on drugs - just incredibly mistaken.

Wheeler knew that lemon juice is used as an invisible ink. Logically, then, lemon juice would make his face invisible to cameras. "

https://medium.com/@littlebrown/i-wor​e​-the-juice-the-dunning-kruger-effect-f​8ac3299eb1
 
4 days ago  
Who else read the headline in Don LaFontaine's voice?
 
4 days ago  
That was brilliant, I just hope the old aunt that gave it to him doesn't watch the TV.
 
3 days ago  
That's verging on genius.
 
3 days ago  
The villain whose superpower is a 1980's tie, is this a villain from The Tick?
 
3 days ago  

Grumpy Cat: That's hysterical. He deserves the money.

/not really


We all deserve the money. Burn the bankers and the credit rating hoax industry, take their things and shiat in their dead mouths. Legally, through an act of congress.

I see a lot of motherfarkers still sharpening their knives and rubbing their pale little stiffies over the coming "boogaloo".

I say prepare yourselves to be old school men again. Educated, kind, altruistic, and violent. We have never not been at war with the greedy pigs who always proliferate in society and their loony-bin hordes of cretinous followers. I can't wait for them to force you centrist farks to actually pick a side. You're going to be so mad when they murder your friends and family members. You're going to want to destroy them eventually because they won't give you a choice.

I just want to be absolutely sure you remember that you were warned about what kind of subhuman scum conservatives are and you ignored it - any harm you suffer from that is entirely self-inflicted. And well-deserved, too because a lot of people who have been screaming our heads off to try and motivate you dumb farks to do the right thing are going to suffer as well. While all you can ever do is whinge about how this is hard or that is inconvenient or this other thing is too extreme and snarky little shiatbird comments about do you even incrementalism, bro? like a pack of shiatty Ben Shapiros.

Do you remember when Mercutio died? Tybalt stabbed him but he blamed his friend Romeo for getting in the farking way.

See also:
Optimus Prime
 
3 days ago  
Thanks for giving the greedy bastards a reason to extort us even more, you greedy chucklef*ck.
 
3 days ago  

Sean VasDeferens: The villain whose superpower is a 1980's tie, is this a villain from The Tick?


No, Sean... it's more creative than anything you can ever think of.
 
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