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(Fox Business)   Today's "Sounds Like It Was Made By a Random Word Generator" Headline: "Is Barstool's Dave Portnoy's sex tape causing Penn shares dip?"   ( divider line
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408 clicks; posted to Business » on 07 Apr 2021 at 7:59 PM (4 days ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook

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4 days ago  
Well of course that's the reason. Nothing whatsoever to do with NY state legalizing online sports betting with 11 more states reviewing it, nope not at all. Nothing to do with Penn's online presence being compared to competitors and investors repositioning. noooo can't be that, not a chance.

And 2.57% ain't much of a dip.
4 days ago  
Buddy, Penn Central was a lost cause almost since it was formed.
4 days ago  
You mean "early 90s Howard Stern, except he buys his own bullshiat" isn't the most stable guy to do business with? Go figure
4 days ago  
Sounds like he's got a complaint.
JD [TotalFark] [OhFark]
4 days ago  
Leaked sex tape?  This guy better watch out or some day he could wake up and find out he's a billionaire!

//no, I dnrtfa
4 days ago  
Sadly, I actually understand that headline. I follow Portnoy on twitter and know about $PENN as well.
4 days ago  
Sounds like a messed up tongue twister.
4 days ago  
Ehh, common flux. If it adds up to anything, they can go after the leak like Hulk Hogan did. No kids, no cries against, it's just a sex tape.
3 days ago  
Someone had sex with that piece of shiat?
How much did he pay them?
3 days ago  
Apostrophe's,, how do they work?
3 days ago  
Colourless green ideas sleep furiously. Cold is with the monkey's ears and toes.

/Twas brillig
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