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(Some Guy)   It's International Beaver Day. May you all have a nice one   (happydays365.org) divider line
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ZAZ [TotalFark]
4 days ago  
Spread the word.
 
4 days ago  
Thanks, I just had it stuffed.
 
4 days ago  
Brenda's Beaver Needs A Barber
Youtube QSHd2rnkRTE

NSFW
 
4 days ago  
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4 days ago  
"Nice Beaver" - The Naked Gun
Youtube AvWfbIe4X_4
 
4 days ago  
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4 days ago  
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4 days ago  
Gee, Ward.  You were pretty hard on the Beaver last night.
 
4 days ago  
I'll just get a merkin
 
4 days ago  
I almost forgot! That was a close shave.
 
4 days ago  
Primus - Wynona's Big Brown Beaver
Youtube aYDfwUJzYQg
 
4 days ago  
We Are The Beaver~The Arrogant Worms
Youtube sWX8uWf2LhQ
 
4 days ago  
It's also national beer day, so grab a six pack, a consenting beaver and have yourself a night!
 
4 days ago  
In my opinion, "Beaver" is the second worst slang term for a female body part after "Turd Cutter."
 
4 days ago  
It's funny, because it's another word for vagina.
 
4 days ago  
 
4 days ago  
penis

/amidoinitrite?
 
4 days ago  
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4 days ago  
There's an exit off GA-400 for a Beaver Ruin Road

/got nothin
 
4 days ago  
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4 days ago  
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4 days ago  
How I Met Your Mother - Beaver Hand Puppets | FOX Home Entertainment
Youtube knobmUd-r5E
 
4 days ago  
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4 days ago  

The Pope of Manwich Village: In my opinion, "Beaver" is the second worst slang term for a female body part after "Turd Cutter."


What are your thoughts on fart box?
 
4 days ago  

gabethegoat: There's an exit off GA-400 I-85for a Beaver Ruin Road

/got nothin


FTFY
 
4 days ago  
Haven't seen one in the wild for years. I don't get out much.
 
4 days ago  
How To Celebrate International Beaver Day

Rub one all over your face.
 
4 days ago  
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4 days ago  

Doctoral Candidate Zaius: The Pope of Manwich Village: In my opinion, "Beaver" is the second worst slang term for a female body part after "Turd Cutter."

What are your thoughts on fart box?


Viz - The Profanisaurus

(Pretty much not safe for anything except Your Mom's basement)
 
4 days ago  
csb: I was walking at night, without a light along a trail near my house one time. I like to walk without a light if I'm familiar with an area, so my night vision doesn't get messed up by a light. Just as I broke through the tall grass to an open sandy area by the creek, there was a huge KASPLOOSH! in the creek and I just about jumped out of my shoes. You read about beavers and it says that they "slap" the water with their tails as a warning but "slap" is a poor choice of words. It sounds more like a kid doing a cannonball off of a diving board.
 
4 days ago  
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4 days ago  
Filbert The Beaver Uses Sharp Wits And Gnawledge to Solve Problem
Youtube tYRWrNhtx_M
 
4 days ago  

gabethegoat: There's an exit off GA-400 for a Beaver Ruin Road

/got nothin


I just ate some Hot Nashville chicks at the local Krystal's there the other night.
 
4 days ago  

Another Government Employee: gabethegoat: There's an exit off GA-400 I-85for a Beaver Ruin Road

/got nothin

FTFY


right after i posted i realized my mistake. still newish to the ATL region and they're all just "farking annoying crowded highways" to me :)
 
4 days ago  
Beaver believers see signs of rebound on the San Pedro

By Henry Brean
ARIZONA DAILY STAR


A Tucson-based environmental group says the dam-building rodents are doing better than previously thought on the federally protected river southeast of Tucson, where they were reintroduced 20 years ago after being wiped out in the early 20th century.

At least 15 beavers are now thought to be living within the San Pedro Riparian National Conservation Area itself, up from about 12 the year before, according to a population survey conducted in December by the nonprofit Watershed Management Group.

Tucson has beavers!
 
4 days ago  
Came for the Primus video, left happy...
 
4 days ago  
Bob Wills - Big Beaver
Youtube 5IXmPZSM07o
 
4 days ago  
 
4 days ago  
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4 days ago  

Current Resident: [i.imgur.com image 350x263]


Jail bait.  It looks pretty young.
 
4 days ago  

gabethegoat: Another Government Employee: gabethegoat: There's an exit off GA-400 I-85for a Beaver Ruin Road

/got nothin

FTFY

right after i posted i realized my mistake. still newish to the ATL region and they're all just "farking annoying crowded highways" to me :)


I've been here a whole year now and I make sure I'm never near "spaghetti junction" if I can avoid it.
 
4 days ago  

rnatalie: [static01.nyt.com image 370x500]



The dirtiest line that made 1950s television:
Ward, weren't you a little hard on the beaver last night?
 
4 days ago  
Eeeeeeeeevil Beaver!

Miller Commercial - Evil Beaver
Youtube IB7OU0MlIvs
 
4 days ago  
I wish I had pictures that better illustrated the size of this beaver pond I saw in the Michigan U.P. It wasn't a dam across a stream, it was more a big reservoir behind a long wall. The water level was at least 2 1/2 feet above the ground. It was amazing.

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4 days ago  

Current Resident: [i.imgur.com image 350x263]


Aw - it's so cute.

And... apparently angry. It never ends well - when a man angers the beaver.
 
4 days ago  
My mother died this past September at 77.  Today would have been her 78th birthday.  And now this.
There are a lot of strange emotions at the moment.


/ not to mention my user name.
 
4 days ago  
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For a while, I drove by this sign on I-75 a few times a month.  M-DOT almost certainly did this on purpose.
 
4 days ago  
Primus - Wynona's Big Brown Beaver
Youtube aYDfwUJzYQg


fark I am disappointed
 
4 days ago  

thealgorerhythm: I'll just get a merkin


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