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(Mirror.co.uk)   Woman with world's longest fingernails cuts them off. Is looking forward to doing things like typing, threading needles, wiping   (mirror.co.uk) divider line
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4 days ago  
Reminds me of getting a physical in high school before I can play football. The lady gave me the hernia check and made me cough but I hated it since she had long POINTY fingernails. At least when spring rolled around for track she didn't do that since I passed the first time.
 
4 days ago  
Yeah, how did...
 
4 days ago  
...but she's been wearing contacts for years
 
4 days ago  
All the wrong people kill themselves.
 
4 days ago  
Jim Rose inconsolable.
 
4 days ago  
Did she also let her toes grow?
 
4 days ago  
That's just nasty.  And stupid to boot.
 
4 days ago  

BitwiseShift: Did she also let her toes grow?


Strange, related story.

I was helping my son move into his apartment (dorm).  We were on the elevator with a couple of other college dudes.  I happened to glance down at the feet of one of them.  He was wearing sandals, even though it was pretty cold out.  And then I notice why.  He had intentionally let his toenails grow to some 3" long!!!

I was like, what the actual hell?!
 
4 days ago  
I guess she managed to live a meaningful life.
 
4 days ago  

durbnpoisn: BitwiseShift: Did she also let her toes grow?

Strange, related story.

I was helping my son move into his apartment (dorm).  We were on the elevator with a couple of other college dudes.  I happened to glance down at the feet of one of them.  He was wearing sandals, even though it was pretty cold out.  And then I notice why.  He had intentionally let his toenails grow to some 3" long!!!

I was like, what the actual hell?!


Gross Story Bro.
 
4 days ago  
To the second knuckle, baby! She's not just gonna pick her nose - she's gonna hit polyp! WHOOOOO!
 
4 days ago  

Fano: ...but she's been wearing contacts for years


Toecutter would like a word with her.
 
4 days ago  

serfdood: durbnpoisn: BitwiseShift: Did she also let her toes grow?

Strange, related story.

I was helping my son move into his apartment (dorm).  We were on the elevator with a couple of other college dudes.  I happened to glance down at the feet of one of them.  He was wearing sandals, even though it was pretty cold out.  And then I notice why.  He had intentionally let his toenails grow to some 3" long!!!

I was like, what the actual hell?!

Gross Story Bro.


Yeah, I got no defense for that.

I can't believe I even HAD that story to tell.
 
4 days ago  
So what did she do with them after being cut off? Make a keritinacious decagon art project? Sell them to Lo Pan?
 
4 days ago  
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4 days ago  

dothemath: All the wrong people kill themselves.


I know. You're wishing death on someone you don't even know, protected by anonymity, on a semi-public forum, because she had the balls to make herself known for a feat that would be nigh-impossible for 99% of people...

...Goooooood for you.

Do you feel special?
 
4 days ago  

durbnpoisn: BitwiseShift: Did she also let her toes grow?

Strange, related story.

I was helping my son move into his apartment (dorm).  We were on the elevator with a couple of other college dudes.  I happened to glance down at the feet of one of them.  He was wearing sandals, even though it was pretty cold out.  And then I notice why.  He had intentionally let his toenails grow to some 3" long!!!

I was like, what the actual hell?!


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4 days ago  
I bet they smelled great.
 
4 days ago  

Jedekai: dothemath: All the wrong people kill themselves.

I know. You're wishing death on someone you don't even know, protected by anonymity, on a semi-public forum, because she had the balls to make herself known for a feat that would be nigh-impossible for 99% of people...

...Goooooood for you.

Do you feel special?

NIGH???


I can only imagine the crippling emotional problems that drive someone to white knight toenail lady. lol

Yikes.
 
4 days ago  
I'm upset now.
 
4 days ago  
I cut the tip of my index finger on my non wiping hand and had a bandage on it for like a month and it was a real problem. For everything.
 
4 days ago  

dothemath: All the wrong people kill themselves.


Woman engages in odd (but completely innocuous) personal flamboyancy, isn't hurting or bothering anyone else, obviously deserves death for it.

:/
 
4 days ago  
You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose.
She can also pick her friends nose.
 
4 days ago  

zbtop: dothemath: All the wrong people kill themselves.

Woman engages in odd (but completely innocuous) personal flamboyancy, isn't hurting or bothering anyone else, obviously deserves death for it.

:/


Mmm, im not saying she necessarily "deserves" death but if she called me up and said she was thinking about killing herself I wouldnt stay on the phone an overly long time trying to talk her out of it.
 
4 days ago  

berylman: So what did she do with them after being cut off? Make a keritinacious decagon art project? Sell them to Lo Pan?


According to the article, she's giving them to Ripley's Believe it or Not.
 
4 days ago  

durbnpoisn: BitwiseShift: Did she also let her toes grow?

Strange, related story.

I was helping my son move into his apartment (dorm).  We were on the elevator with a couple of other college dudes.  I happened to glance down at the feet of one of them.  He was wearing sandals, even though it was pretty cold out.  And then I notice why.  He had intentionally let his toenails grow to some 3" long!!!

I was like, what the actual hell?!


When I was flying home from Hawaii a few years ago, a lady in the gate area at the airport had super long curled fingernails, like 1' long each, elaborately jeweled and painted. I snuck a peek at her feet, and yep, she had matching toenails about 5" long (open toed shoes, naturally).  I wanted to sneak a picture but couldn't. It was pretty freaky.
 
4 days ago  
Just...eeew.
 
4 days ago  

Moosedick Gladys Greengroin: You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose.
She can also pick her friends nose.


No thanks. I think it would be like this.
Guardians of the galaxy Groot breaks prisoner's nose (HD 720p)
Youtube W8zhlWgKzPc
 
4 days ago  
FTFA: But Lee, from Salt Lake City in the US, had her place in the record books cut short when she was involved in a terrifying car crash and her nails were ripped off.

FARK.com: (4615453) Woman says having her 30-foot long fingernails broken off in car accident "robbed her of her identity" (w/ pic that will haunt your dreams)
 
4 days ago  

Jedekai: dothemath: All the wrong people kill themselves.

I know. You're wishing death on someone you don't even know, protected by anonymity, on a semi-public forum, because she had the balls to make herself known for a feat that would be nigh-impossible for 99% of people...

...Goooooood for you.

Do you feel special?


"A feat that would be nigh impossible"?

OK, Faulkner, I bet he'll rue the day he ran afoul of the likes of you!
 
4 days ago  

dothemath: Jedekai: dothemath: All the wrong people kill themselves.

I know. You're wishing death on someone you don't even know, protected by anonymity, on a semi-public forum, because she had the balls to make herself known for a feat that would be nigh-impossible for 99% of people...

...Goooooood for you.

Do you feel special?

NIGH???

I can only imagine the crippling emotional problems that drive someone to white knight toenail lady. lol

Yikes.


I can only imagine the crippling emotional problems that drives someone to wish another person dead, particularly for such mundane reasons that have no impact on themselves.
 
4 days ago  
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4 days ago  
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4 days ago  
I'll say it. I hate long fingernails. Or painted ones or ones with fancy designs on them.

SNL did this parody a while ago. still funny today.

Corn Chip Nail Tips - Saturday Night Live
Youtube Gp9OQAIOVC4
 
4 days ago  

Barricaded Gunman: Jedekai: dothemath: All the wrong people kill themselves.

I know. You're wishing death on someone you don't even know, protected by anonymity, on a semi-public forum, because she had the balls to make herself known for a feat that would be nigh-impossible for 99% of people...

...Goooooood for you.

Do you feel special?

"A feat that would be nigh impossible"?

OK, Faulkner, I bet he'll rue the day he ran afoul of the likes of you!


"Rue the day? Who talks like that?"
 
4 days ago  
I mean, you do you, but long fingernails are gross. And documented vectors for all kinds of germs.

If your nails go past your fingertips, they're too long.
 
4 days ago  
Longest nail beer luge Jackass
Youtube QPCh1wMIJIU
 
4 days ago  
"Okay, but this time I get to decide where to start measuring!"
 
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