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(Local10 WPLG)   I will not stop for a light, I will not stop for a bite, I will not stop for a cop, I'm telling you I will not stop   (local10.com) divider line
    More: Florida, South Florida metropolitan area, Broward County, Florida, Florida, Laura Duksta, Broward Sheriff's Office helicopter, New York Times, Fort Lauderdale, Florida, FORT LAUDERDALE  
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2232 clicks; posted to Main » on 07 Apr 2021 at 1:50 PM (4 days ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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4 days ago  
"Yes you will stop," said the cop
"Once I have you in my sight,
You will stop your hopeless flight.
On your head my club will bop,
On your neck my knee will drop,
You cannot hope to run and flee
Now meet legal broo-tal-it-tee."
 
4 days ago  

Dr.Fey: "Yes you will stop," said the cop
"Once I have you in my sight,
You will stop your hopeless flight.
On your head my club will bop,
On your neck my knee will drop,
You cannot hope to run and flee
Now meet legal broo-tal-it-tee."


👏
 
4 days ago  
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4 days ago  
Well, that article reads like the opening sequence of every cop show ever.
 
4 days ago  
Sounds to me like Florida has an under incarceration problem.
 
4 days ago  
Keeping boxes of merchandise in plain view in the back seat of your car parked on the street is basically asking for them to be stolen.

Thieves were probably hoping for ipads instead of books though.
 
4 days ago  
CANCEL CULTURE!!!!
 
4 days ago  
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4 days ago  

nytmare: Keeping boxes of merchandise in plain view in the back seat of your car parked on the street is basically asking for them to be stolen.

Thieves were probably hoping for ipads instead of books though.


Wearing clothes that accentuate your secondary sexual characteristics is basically asking to be raped

Rapists was probably hoping for Miley instead of Karen, though.
 
4 days ago  
Helicopter, two smashed cars,other mayhem over a few cheap books.  Dudes are probably out already
 
4 days ago  
Glad they were caught. But, never leave anything of value in your car, especially where it can be seen by anyone looking in through the windows.
 
4 days ago  
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4 days ago  
Books are kryptonite.
 
4 days ago  
I almost always pull over for cops. But those couple of times that I decided to run, I got away. Pick your battles. Oh, it helps if you have a clue what you're doing with the throttle, brakes, and steering. Don't try this at home:

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4 days ago  
But don't worry, this story comes with a happy ending.

/reads article eagerly
//leaves disappointed
 
4 days ago  

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Apples poop?
 
4 days ago  

MythDragon: skinink: [images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com image 850x958]

Apples poop?


Apple is the S***, or Apple is S***?
 
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