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2021-04-07 8:59:12 AM  
11 votes:
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2021-04-07 9:41:44 AM  
8 votes:
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♫ Oooh, green beaver
I believe you can get me through the night... ♫
 
2021-04-07 11:20:19 AM  
6 votes:
Isn't offering cash for beaver illegal in most jurisdictions?
 
2021-04-07 11:05:53 AM  
4 votes:
What a Beaver snatcher might look like...

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2021-04-07 11:05:04 AM  
4 votes:

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♫ Oooh, green beaver
I believe you can get me through the night... ♫


With username... oh, you're good
 
2021-04-07 1:26:33 PM  
3 votes:

Quinzy: The crazy concept is this marked a time in our history where Lancaster county was the frontier.  The city of Lancaster is 75 miles west of Philly!


On Bethlehem Pike/Germantown Rd in Germantown (Philly), there is/was an old stone mile marker that says Philadelphia 5 miles. (that's the joke)
 
2021-04-07 12:57:19 PM  
3 votes:
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2021-04-07 12:16:27 PM  
3 votes:
Stay close Beav. There's perverts around here looking to kidnap little boys.
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2021-04-07 12:50:42 PM  
2 votes:
Happy National Beaver Day!
 
2021-04-07 11:13:46 AM  
2 votes:
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2021-04-07 11:07:16 AM  
2 votes:
Oh Delco....you so crazy

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2021-04-07 1:52:50 PM  
1 vote:
Scrap for drug money.

Here's a song:
We Are The Beaver~The Arrogant Worms
Youtube sWX8uWf2LhQ
 
2021-04-07 12:25:29 PM  
1 vote:
Bronze is a $1.6 per pound, I am guessing someone just bought a couple hundred bucks in meth.

/Don't know what it weighs
//nor the price of meth
 
2021-04-07 12:04:21 PM  
1 vote:

cyber_slacker: Was expecting a "Kanuckistan" tag...


Should have been:  Canuquistanne (I'm from Québec)
 
2021-04-07 11:57:28 AM  
1 vote:

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It's a noble creature. 😆
 
2021-04-07 11:22:45 AM  
1 vote:
Probably went to college

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2021-04-07 11:13:35 AM  
1 vote:
It's green so it isn't Wynona's Big Brown Beaver.
 
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