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(The Philadelphia Inquirer)   Reward offered for snatched beaver   ( divider line
    More: Murica, Privacy Policy, Philadelphia, Philadelphia Inquirer, Beaver sculpture, The Philadelphia Inquirer, Philadelphia Media Holdings, Pulitzer Prize for National Reporting, Pulitzer Prize for Investigative Reporting  
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1357 clicks; posted to Main » on 07 Apr 2021 at 11:01 AM (5 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook

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2021-04-07 8:59:12 AM  
3 votes:
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2021-04-07 11:24:46 AM  
2 votes:

Yellow Beard: It's green so it isn't Wynona's Big Brown Beaver.

But she can still show it off to all her friends.
2021-04-07 12:50:42 PM  
1 vote:
Happy National Beaver Day!
2021-04-07 12:25:29 PM  
1 vote:
Bronze is a $1.6 per pound, I am guessing someone just bought a couple hundred bucks in meth.

/Don't know what it weighs
//nor the price of meth
2021-04-07 12:04:21 PM  
1 vote:

cyber_slacker: Was expecting a "Kanuckistan" tag...

Should have been:  Canuquistanne (I'm from Québec)
2021-04-07 11:57:28 AM  
1 vote:

HighZoolander: [Fark user image 245x135]

It's a noble creature. 😆
2021-04-07 11:05:53 AM  
1 vote:
What a Beaver snatcher might look like...

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2021-04-07 9:41:44 AM  
1 vote:
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♫ Oooh, green beaver
I believe you can get me through the night... ♫
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