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♫ Oooh, green beaver
I believe you can get me through the night... ♫
 
4 days ago  

bearded clamorer: [Fark user image image 500x333]

♫ Oooh, green beaver
I believe you can get me through the night... ♫


With username... oh, you're good
 
4 days ago  
What a Beaver snatcher might look like...

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4 days ago  
Oh Delco....you so crazy

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4 days ago  
It's green so it isn't Wynona's Big Brown Beaver.
 
4 days ago  
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4 days ago  
Isn't offering cash for beaver illegal in most jurisdictions?
 
4 days ago  
Why would someone want to abduct Jerry Mathers?
 
4 days ago  
Probably went to college

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4 days ago  

Yellow Beard: It's green so it isn't Wynona's Big Brown Beaver.


But she can still show it off to all her friends.
 
4 days ago  

sleze: What a Beaver snatcher might look like...

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Came here to ask if anyone had checked Mar-a-Lago
 
4 days ago  
Uh, phrasing...
 
4 days ago  
Was expecting a "Kanuckistan" tag...
 
4 days ago  

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It's a noble creature. 😆
 
4 days ago  

cyber_slacker: Was expecting a "Kanuckistan" tag...


Should have been:  Canuquistanne (I'm from Québec)
 
4 days ago  
Stay close Beav. There's perverts around here looking to kidnap little boys.
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4 days ago  
The crazy concept is this marked a time in our history where Lancaster county was the frontier.  The city of Lancaster is 75 miles west of Philly!
 
4 days ago  
Bronze is a $1.6 per pound, I am guessing someone just bought a couple hundred bucks in meth.

/Don't know what it weighs
//nor the price of meth
 
4 days ago  
Happy National Beaver Day!
 
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Quinzy: The crazy concept is this marked a time in our history where Lancaster county was the frontier.  The city of Lancaster is 75 miles west of Philly!


On Bethlehem Pike/Germantown Rd in Germantown (Philly), there is/was an old stone mile marker that says Philadelphia 5 miles. (that's the joke)
 
4 days ago  
Scrap for drug money.

Here's a song:
We Are The Beaver~The Arrogant Worms
Youtube sWX8uWf2LhQ
 
4 days ago  
That beaver should be as good as new with some heavy duty rubbing.
 
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