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2021-04-07 8:59:12 AM  
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2021-04-07 9:41:44 AM  
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♫ Oooh, green beaver
I believe you can get me through the night... ♫
 
2021-04-07 11:05:04 AM  

bearded clamorer: [Fark user image image 500x333]

♫ Oooh, green beaver
I believe you can get me through the night... ♫


With username... oh, you're good
 
2021-04-07 11:05:53 AM  
What a Beaver snatcher might look like...

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2021-04-07 11:07:16 AM  
Oh Delco....you so crazy

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2021-04-07 11:13:35 AM  
It's green so it isn't Wynona's Big Brown Beaver.
 
2021-04-07 11:13:46 AM  
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2021-04-07 11:20:19 AM  
Isn't offering cash for beaver illegal in most jurisdictions?
 
2021-04-07 11:21:00 AM  
Why would someone want to abduct Jerry Mathers?
 
2021-04-07 11:22:45 AM  
Probably went to college

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2021-04-07 11:24:46 AM  

Yellow Beard: It's green so it isn't Wynona's Big Brown Beaver.


But she can still show it off to all her friends.
 
2021-04-07 11:29:50 AM  

sleze: What a Beaver snatcher might look like...

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Came here to ask if anyone had checked Mar-a-Lago
 
2021-04-07 11:32:24 AM  
Uh, phrasing...
 
2021-04-07 11:57:27 AM  
Was expecting a "Kanuckistan" tag...
 
2021-04-07 11:57:28 AM  

HighZoolander: [Fark user image 245x135]


It's a noble creature. 😆
 
2021-04-07 12:04:21 PM  

cyber_slacker: Was expecting a "Kanuckistan" tag...


Should have been:  Canuquistanne (I'm from Québec)
 
2021-04-07 12:16:27 PM  
Stay close Beav. There's perverts around here looking to kidnap little boys.
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2021-04-07 12:22:46 PM  
The crazy concept is this marked a time in our history where Lancaster county was the frontier.  The city of Lancaster is 75 miles west of Philly!
 
2021-04-07 12:25:29 PM  
Bronze is a $1.6 per pound, I am guessing someone just bought a couple hundred bucks in meth.

/Don't know what it weighs
//nor the price of meth
 
2021-04-07 12:50:42 PM  
Happy National Beaver Day!
 
2021-04-07 12:57:19 PM  
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2021-04-07 1:26:33 PM  

Quinzy: The crazy concept is this marked a time in our history where Lancaster county was the frontier.  The city of Lancaster is 75 miles west of Philly!


On Bethlehem Pike/Germantown Rd in Germantown (Philly), there is/was an old stone mile marker that says Philadelphia 5 miles. (that's the joke)
 
2021-04-07 1:52:50 PM  
Scrap for drug money.

Here's a song:
We Are The Beaver~The Arrogant Worms
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2021-04-07 2:04:43 PM  
That beaver should be as good as new with some heavy duty rubbing.
 
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