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(NBC New York)   News: Someone stole all the drug money from the evidence lockers. Fark: They were inside the prosecutor's office at the time   ( divider line
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2021-04-07 10:21:20 AM  
8 votes:
The next thing you will say is the police body cam evidence in a crucial case suddenly disappeared.
2021-04-07 10:27:39 AM  
6 votes:

groppet: The next thing you will say is the police body cam evidence in a crucial case suddenly disappeared.

Of course.  It was kept in the same locker. With all the copies.
2021-04-07 10:26:20 AM  
6 votes:
Simple solution, flag the serial numbers for the bills (because you know they wrote those down somewhere) in "the system" that tracks all dollars in circulation and arrest the guilty party immediately while they're at the gas station using the stolen money for a bag of fritos and a coca cola.
2021-04-07 10:44:22 AM  
5 votes:

electricjebus: No one, no one watches the watchmen.

Yet it has a 7.6 on imdb.
2021-04-07 10:49:06 AM  
4 votes:
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2021-04-07 10:13:07 AM  
4 votes:
You can't prove nothing. King Kong ain't got shiat on me!
2021-04-07 10:14:32 AM  
3 votes:
Better call the cops....wait a second..
2021-04-07 10:18:09 AM  
2 votes:
It would be ironic if the cops spent it all on drugs.

I would be smarter, I'd spend it all on teenage hookers and let them spend it on drugs.

Thats money laundering 101, folks.
2021-04-07 10:17:52 AM  
2 votes:
Cleaning crew blamed in 5, 4, 3, 2 .....
2021-04-07 10:17:35 AM  
2 votes:
Time for some reverse cop math.

"Over $10,000 was stolen from evidence!"

Later: "We successfully recovered all three thousand of the dollars."
2021-04-07 9:59:40 AM  
2 votes:
This is a sheer betrayal and disgrace of the sacred oaths taken by those who wear a badge and were involved in these appalling acts

You expected cops to be honest? Jesus you are stupid.

Also, cops were not the only people with access, now were they? I suspect the prosecutor may have had something to do with it. Perhaps we should perform a search on her car, home and possessions and take all monies thought to be part of the crime. I think there's a law on the books that would allow that. You don't even have to charge her. You charge the money. That evil, recidivist money.
2021-04-07 11:02:40 AM  
1 vote:
Not like the government was going to do any good with it.
2021-04-07 10:40:13 AM  
1 vote:
Why am I not shocked that they didn't have security cameras on the safe(s)...

"Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?"

No one, no one watches the watchmen.
2021-04-07 10:19:28 AM  
1 vote:
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You don't say?
2021-04-07 9:48:52 AM  
1 vote:
"They're stealing our stolen money!"

Cry me a river.
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