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(NBC New York)   News: Someone stole all the drug money from the evidence lockers. Fark: They were inside the prosecutor's office at the time   ( divider line
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2021-04-07 9:59:40 AM  
22 votes:
This is a sheer betrayal and disgrace of the sacred oaths taken by those who wear a badge and were involved in these appalling acts

You expected cops to be honest? Jesus you are stupid.

Also, cops were not the only people with access, now were they? I suspect the prosecutor may have had something to do with it. Perhaps we should perform a search on her car, home and possessions and take all monies thought to be part of the crime. I think there's a law on the books that would allow that. You don't even have to charge her. You charge the money. That evil, recidivist money.
2021-04-07 10:49:06 AM  
11 votes:
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2021-04-07 9:48:52 AM  
10 votes:
"They're stealing our stolen money!"

Cry me a river.
2021-04-07 10:17:52 AM  
6 votes:
Cleaning crew blamed in 5, 4, 3, 2 .....
2021-04-07 10:17:35 AM  
5 votes:
Time for some reverse cop math.

"Over $10,000 was stolen from evidence!"

Later: "We successfully recovered all three thousand of the dollars."
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2021-04-07 8:44:57 AM  
5 votes:
That's barely even news.
2021-04-07 10:40:13 AM  
4 votes:
Why am I not shocked that they didn't have security cameras on the safe(s)...

"Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?"

No one, no one watches the watchmen.
2021-04-07 10:24:01 AM  
4 votes:
With no evidence, the accused are free to go, right?

/If only it worked that way...
2021-04-07 12:40:41 PM  
3 votes:

Snort: Cleaning crew blamed in 5, 4, 3, 2 .....

"We questioned and found every one of them to be carrying money.  They couldn't prove it wasn't stolen money, so we sized all of it."
2021-04-07 10:46:17 AM  
2 votes:
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But seriously, this should be a slam dunk.  There has to be a written chain of custody and a limited number of people with access to the safe.

2021-04-07 10:21:20 AM  
2 votes:
The next thing you will say is the police body cam evidence in a crucial case suddenly disappeared.
2021-04-07 10:18:09 AM  
2 votes:
It would be ironic if the cops spent it all on drugs.

I would be smarter, I'd spend it all on teenage hookers and let them spend it on drugs.

Thats money laundering 101, folks.
2021-04-07 11:02:40 AM  
1 vote:
Not like the government was going to do any good with it.
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