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(KLFY Eyewitness News)   Public defender tells female employee her style of dress is causing inmates to masturbate. Employee says it's telling her to file a lawsuit   (klfy.com) divider line
    More: Asinine, Lawyer, Sexism, Discrimination, Pleading, Gender, Jami Pellerin, Bench, Jury  
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4 days ago  
One has to assume that with plenty of free time to fill and seeing mostly other men all day an extra curvy piece of drift wood would cause them to masturbate.
 
4 days ago  

EvilEgg: One has to assume that with plenty of free time to fill and seeing mostly other men all day an extra curvy piece of drift wood would cause them to masturbate.


I'm sure there are farkers who have actually spent time locked up but I can only agree based on my cousin telling me about his experience.

Read books
Watch shared TV
Jerk Off

The order of which doesn't really matter, that's how you pass the time.
 
4 days ago  
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4 days ago  

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I'm not sure what's worse - that I immediately recognized him, or that my Weeners was to click "Funny"...
 
4 days ago  
England has the answer...can't fap to this

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4 days ago  
...and even the filterpwn's funny, damn it!
 
4 days ago  
I bet her slutty ankles were exposed and everything!
 
4 days ago  
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4 days ago  
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4 days ago  
A past job took me inside a men's prison frequently. It's one of the few places where I would say that the strict dress code for females is a damned good idea. That said, the inmates would masturbate to a woman wearing a floor length muumuu. Inmates masturbate. It's what they do.
 
4 days ago  

pc_gator: England has the answer...can't fap to this

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Sounds like the challenge of the day.
 
4 days ago  

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apologies to EvilEgg who clearly ran point on this
 
4 days ago  
yeah that public defender was totally rubbing one out because of her and feeling really guilty afterwards.
 
4 days ago  
"Men don't have self control. As their attorney and an employee of the public defender, you have to protect these men from their basic instinct by being less attractive."

There should be a separate jail for those of us with self control.
 
4 days ago  

pc_gator: England has the answer...can't fap to this


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I dunno. The one in the lower right with the glasses.....

/something something legal briefs something
 
4 days ago  
Everyone carries a cell phone.  Get a recording/dictation app.  So, the second time someone says harassing words to you you will have it recorded.  It may not stand up in court, perhaps, but it will stand up in the harasser's boss's office as hard, damning evidence. Or meet the harasser's wife for lunch and play her the recording.....

/surprised more people don't do this
 
4 days ago  
and even told her her clothes were creating a problem at the parish jail, causing inmates to masturbate...

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I mean he's probably not wrong.
But still you should keep stuff like that to yourself.
 
4 days ago  
* clicks on article *

* watches video *

* sighs, unzips *
 
4 days ago  

OtherLittleGuy: pc_gator: England has the answer...can't fap to this

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I dunno. The one in the lower right with the glasses.....

/something something legal briefs something


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4 days ago  
I mean it's engrained in us that the system is there to protect people, the laws mean something. The judicial system is there as a protection against folks who have more power than you do,"

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4 days ago  

cnocnanrionnag: Get a recording/dictation app. So, the second time someone says harassing words to you you will have it recorded.



Be careful.    This is illegal in certain states:

https://www.justia.com/50-state-surve​y​s/recording-phone-calls-and-conversati​ons/
 
4 days ago  

cnocnanrionnag: Everyone carries a cell phone.  Get a recording/dictation app.  So, the second time someone says harassing words to you you will have it recorded.  It may not stand up in court, perhaps, but it will stand up in the harasser's boss's office as hard, damning evidence. Or meet the harasser's wife for lunch and play her the recording.....

/surprised more people don't do this


One-party consent state or two?

Asshole that would fire for reporting harassment would report if this was tried in a two-party consent state.
 
4 days ago  
My doctor told me: "You're going to have to stop masturbating."

I asked, "Why, doctor?"

He replied, "Because I'm trying to examine you."
 
4 days ago  

pc_gator: England has the answer...can't fap to this

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How does that work? Do they pick their wigs out of a catalog? Or is there a big cardboard box of old wigs in a broom closet and it's just a matter of showing up early to get your first pick?
 
4 days ago  

DoBeDoBeDo: EvilEgg: One has to assume that with plenty of free time to fill and seeing mostly other men all day an extra curvy piece of drift wood would cause them to masturbate.

I'm sure there are farkers who have actually spent time locked up but I can only agree based on my cousin telling me about his experience.

Read books
Watch shared TV
Jerk Off

The order of which doesn't really matter, that's how you pass the time.


I'm not locked up and that's how I pass the time
 
4 days ago  
It may have been more about him than about the prisoners.
 
4 days ago  
What's so hard about dressing professionally? For either sex?
 
4 days ago  
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Reggie : I've been in prison for three years. My dick gets hard if the wind blows.
 
4 days ago  
I'd like to review her legal briefs.
 
4 days ago  

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apologies to EvilEgg who clearly ran point on this


Extra curvy point
 
4 days ago  

shiny dagmar: pc_gator: England has the answer...can't fap to this

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How does that work? Do they pick their wigs out of a catalog? Or is there a big cardboard box of old wigs in a broom closet and it's just a matter of showing up early to get your first pick?


From what I understand you simply have to drop a few thou at one of the many old fashioned clothes places London is known for (formal not-off-the-base-px military officer uniforms, the formal law talker robes and wigs, proper clan tartans and things, etc are all kinda more of a big thing over there in europe, not so much here though from what I understand you can get a set of dress blues/greens/whites at some of the better old fashioned men's suit type places here in the US)
 
4 days ago  

shiny dagmar: pc_gator: England has the answer...can't fap to this

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How does that work? Do they pick their wigs out of a catalog? Or is there a big cardboard box of old wigs in a broom closet and it's just a matter of showing up early to get your first pick?


You laugh, but those things are farking expensive.
 
4 days ago  
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She looks smart.
 
4 days ago  

OtherLittleGuy: pc_gator: England has the answer...can't fap to this

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I dunno. The one in the lower right with the glasses.....

/something something legal briefs something


I could definitely see a little guy-on-guy action between the blond and his partner...  I MEANT "legal partner"...

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4 days ago  

strathmeyer: "Men don't have self control. As their attorney and an employee of the public defender, you have to protect these men from their basic instinct by being less attractive."

There should be a separate jail for those of us with self control.


Sexy lawyer lady still isn't gonna fark you
 
4 days ago  

cnocnanrionnag: It may not stand up in court, perhaps, but it will stand up in the harasser's boss's office as hard,


Phrasing.
 
4 days ago  

dothemath: and even told her her clothes were creating a problem at the parish jail, causing inmates to masturbate...

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I mean he's probably not wrong.
But still you should keep stuff like that to yourself.


Is she a reptile?

Like those aliens from V?
 
4 days ago  
I get the money quote subby used in his headline is imminently memeable.  But this is a pretty cut and dry example of workplace sexual harassment and then illegal retaliation after being reported.  Lafayatte needs to figure out what to do about Mr. Marx.  This will not be the last time he is going to cost the City and County a lot of money in settling lawsuits.
 
4 days ago  

FormlessOne: You laugh, but those things are farking expensive.


I must admire that they sell barrister gowns, lawyer gowns, and solicitor advocate gowns, all of which are indistinguishable.
 
4 days ago  

dr_iacovone: dothemath: and even told her her clothes were creating a problem at the parish jail, causing inmates to masturbate...

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I mean he's probably not wrong.
But still you should keep stuff like that to yourself.

Is she a reptile?

Like those aliens from V?


I hope not.
I dont need to add "jerking off to lizards" to my compendium of disorders.
 
4 days ago  

v2micca: Lafayatte needs to figure out what to do about Mr. Marx.


Im gonna guess you have not spent a whole lot of time in Lafayette, La.
 
4 days ago  

FormlessOne: shiny dagmar: pc_gator: England has the answer...can't fap to this

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How does that work? Do they pick their wigs out of a catalog? Or is there a big cardboard box of old wigs in a broom closet and it's just a matter of showing up early to get your first pick?

You laugh, but those things are farking expensive.


I saw a story about them years ago about them and how expensive they were, even the basic low ends were pricey. But the ones that you get at the wig makers that had been in business 300+ years are like getting a new car.
 
4 days ago  

OtherLittleGuy: pc_gator: England has the answer...can't fap to this

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I dunno. The one in the lower right with the glasses.....

/something something legal briefs something


Or the woman behind her.
 
4 days ago  

PirateKing: My doctor told me: "You're going to have to stop masturbating."

I asked, "Why, doctor?"

He replied, "Because I'm trying to examine you."


My therapist asked, "Do your remember the first time you masturbated?" and I replied, 'Shiat, Doc, I don't remember the first time I masturbated today. I gotta fold my sheets with a hammer."
 
4 days ago  

PirateKing: My doctor told me: "You're going to have to stop masturbating."

I asked, "Why, doctor?"

He replied, "Because I'm trying to examine you."


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4 days ago  
If true (about the clothes), that isn't sexual discrimination.  It is funny how the story focuses on the least terrible thing the DA is accused of.
 
4 days ago  

pc_gator: England has the answer...can't fap to this

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I already did...thrice!
 
4 days ago  

pc_gator: England has the answer...can't fap to this

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Whatever whatever I fap to what I want.
/not this
 
4 days ago  

strathmeyer: "Men don't have self control. As their attorney and an employee of the public defender, you have to protect these men from their basic instinct by being less attractive."

There should be a separate jail for those of us with self control.


There is, and your soaking in it!
 
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