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2021-04-06 4:05:06 AM  
*Spoilers*
It's the same as taking a handful of Imodium before a thirteen flight...

Your bum is going to bleed, and your taint is going to tear.
Just not in that order..
 
2021-04-06 4:21:26 AM  
You show up for your colonoscopy appointment then next day?
 
2021-04-06 5:26:09 AM  

foo monkey: You show up for your colonoscopy appointment then next day?


Yeah, I did that a couple of weeks ago.
 
2021-04-06 8:17:10 AM  
I have lactulose for those stubborn turds. It's like the "sugar" in the sugar-free gummy bears made famous on Amazon. The worst is the lemon-lime magnesium drink that you take in preparation for a colonoscopy. That you want baby wipes for. I stayed in a hotel in Flagstaff for my last colonoscopy. Those wipes became the problem of Bill Marriott eventually.
 
2021-04-06 9:09:07 AM  
Colon Blow - SNL
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2021-04-06 9:10:18 AM  
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2021-04-06 9:11:54 AM  
Isn't this how Bono was created?
 
2021-04-06 9:13:31 AM  
Must be true, it's on the internet.
 
2021-04-06 9:13:47 AM  
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2021-04-06 9:15:10 AM  
I love chubbyemu and his pathophysiology podcast "Heme Review"

It's on my FOAM (free open access medical education) list.
 
2021-04-06 9:15:58 AM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: I have lactulose for those stubborn turds. It's like the "sugar" in the sugar-free gummy bears made famous on Amazon. The worst is the lemon-lime magnesium drink that you take in preparation for a colonoscopy. That you want baby wipes for. I stayed in a hotel in Flagstaff for my last colonoscopy. Those wipes became the problem of Bill Marriott eventually.


Ugh.. I gag just thinking about that lemon lime drink. The prep is way worse than the actual procedure.
 
2021-04-06 9:17:58 AM  
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2021-04-06 9:19:07 AM  
Three of my five siblings and I went to doctors for years regarding constipation that lasted as long as 3 weeks. For years, the only reply we got was "water, fiber." A few doctors warned us not to drink tea, coffee, or consume caffeine. We lived on leafy greens, celery, beans, and apples. It continued, but our doctors had nothing more to say, but "water, fiber." We each added fiber cookies to our diets. Eventually, I found a doctor who handed me a form to keep a food diary on and sent me to a G.I. specialist. After reviewing my food diary, the first thing the G.I. specialist said was that I was eating too much fiber and not enough fat. Two of my three siblings would soon hear the same. The third eats too much of everything. After more than a decade of seeking some kind of assistance, we were told that we have a heritable, idiopathic disorder. Excess fiber makes it worse. There is no magic food that we can eat to remedy it. And tea, coffee, caffeinated sodas, and certain fruit juices work better for us than water. Yet, every time one of us sees a new doctor, his knee-jerk reaction to any mention of constipation is "water, fiber."
 
2021-04-06 9:20:47 AM  
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2021-04-06 9:21:14 AM  

Alphax: foo monkey: You show up for your colonoscopy appointment then next day?

Yeah, I did that a couple of weeks ago.


Thought fiber had the opposite effect?

/had a heck of a laxative fir mine
//might have been Epsom salts
///humoroids...they are funny, but only when they happen to someone else
 
2021-04-06 9:21:20 AM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: I have lactulose for those stubborn turds. It's like the "sugar" in the sugar-free gummy bears made famous on Amazon. The worst is the lemon-lime magnesium drink that you take in preparation for a colonoscopy. That you want baby wipes for. I stayed in a hotel in Flagstaff for my last colonoscopy. Those wipes became the problem of Bill Marriott eventually.


That's why I a bidet, rinse and dab dry. Great after a day of painting with Magnesium
 
2021-04-06 9:22:29 AM  
Retire to the throne room and do a few courtesy flushes for the peasants.
 
2021-04-06 9:23:22 AM  
I'm a fan of Chubbyemu.

It feels like I'm sitting through a nursing educational video, but it's more entertaining, and I get to do it at home while having a buzz.

Plus I've never heard him bring up woo woo shiat or homeopathic crap like some Facebook "medical" videos that get shared around.
 
2021-04-06 9:24:36 AM  
People are *really* farking dumb.
 
2021-04-06 9:25:58 AM  

fsufan: ecmoRandomNumbers: I have lactulose for those stubborn turds. It's like the "sugar" in the sugar-free gummy bears made famous on Amazon. The worst is the lemon-lime magnesium drink that you take in preparation for a colonoscopy. That you want baby wipes for. I stayed in a hotel in Flagstaff for my last colonoscopy. Those wipes became the problem of Bill Marriott eventually.

Ugh.. I gag just thinking about that lemon lime drink. The prep is way worse than the actual procedure.


That stuff was horrid.  But my I just had one done and they had me drink this
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It was actually pretty good. Like an extra sour lemonade. I was bracing for that stomach churning foulness, but I found to to actually be enjoyable.
 
2021-04-06 9:28:52 AM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: I have lactulose for those stubborn turds. It's like the "sugar" in the sugar-free gummy bears made famous on Amazon. The worst is the lemon-lime magnesium drink that you take in preparation for a colonoscopy. That you want baby wipes for. I stayed in a hotel in Flagstaff for my last colonoscopy. Those wipes became the problem of Bill Marriott eventually.


Magnesium citrate aka lemon lime flavored battery acid.
 
2021-04-06 9:29:01 AM  
Chubby emu is a great channel
 
2021-04-06 9:30:26 AM  
moron did moronic thing based on his moronic misunderstanding of facts he found in his "research."
 
2021-04-06 9:30:40 AM  
In my case, I'll just go bash some White Castle and eat a pint of frozen custard. It's a system cleaner for sure.
 
2021-04-06 9:32:38 AM  
I can understand the motivation.
My new medication causes me to birth one of these every-goddamn-day:
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Grab something solid & push like hell.
We'll teach that turd who's boss.
 
2021-04-06 9:35:48 AM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: those stubborn turds.


Those Stubborn Turds is the name of my Jonas Brothers/Mumford & Sons cover band.
 
2021-04-06 9:36:00 AM  

oldfarthenry: I can understand the motivation.
My new medication causes me to birth one of these every-goddamn-day:
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Grab something solid & push like hell.
We'll teach that turd who's boss.


I'm in the recovery circles and I have heard some pretty wild stories from opiate users and their dealings with constipation. Hot damn I'm glad I never messed with that stuff.
 
2021-04-06 9:37:21 AM  

Mister Buttons: I'm a fan of Chubbyemu.

It feels like I'm sitting through a nursing educational video, but it's more entertaining, and I get to do it at home while having a buzz.

Plus I've never heard him bring up woo woo shiat or homeopathic crap like some Facebook "medical" videos that get shared around.


he's a toxicologist by training and in clinical practice , of course he's not going to do that
 
2021-04-06 9:37:24 AM  

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Testify, brother.
 
2021-04-06 9:38:13 AM  

Mister Buttons: I'm a fan of Chubbyemu.

It feels like I'm sitting through a nursing educational video, but it's more entertaining, and I get to do it at home while having a buzz.

Plus I've never heard him bring up woo woo shiat or homeopathic crap like some Facebook "medical" videos that get shared around.


Bingo.  It's sufficiently technical without being overbearingly so.  It's a very fine balance, and he strikes it well.
 
2021-04-06 9:44:12 AM  

Bruscar: Three of my five siblings and I went to doctors for years regarding constipation that lasted as long as 3 weeks. For years, the only reply we got was "water, fiber." A few doctors warned us not to drink tea, coffee, or consume caffeine. We lived on leafy greens, celery, beans, and apples. It continued, but our doctors had nothing more to say, but "water, fiber." We each added fiber cookies to our diets. Eventually, I found a doctor who handed me a form to keep a food diary on and sent me to a G.I. specialist. After reviewing my food diary, the first thing the G.I. specialist said was that I was eating too much fiber and not enough fat. Two of my three siblings would soon hear the same. The third eats too much of everything. After more than a decade of seeking some kind of assistance, we were told that we have a heritable, idiopathic disorder. Excess fiber makes it worse. There is no magic food that we can eat to remedy it. And tea, coffee, caffeinated sodas, and certain fruit juices work better for us than water. Yet, every time one of us sees a new doctor, his knee-jerk reaction to any mention of constipation is "water, fiber."


Did they give a disorder a name? Just curious. Try the chia seed smoothies maybe
 
2021-04-06 9:45:08 AM  
Dumplestiltskin
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2021-04-06 9:46:28 AM  
The stuff they give you before a colonoscopy basically turns your ass into a fire hose, you had better be close to a toilet once you start drinking the stuff.

They gave me like, a 4 litre jug of the stuff and the lady at the pharmacy gave a good laugh (like, a slow, evil laugh) while telling me to "be careful and make sure you don't have plans for that day".

It's either so potent that they keep it behind the counter or the ladies there are just that masochistic that they want to hand over in person to see the sucker that's about to spend the next 24hours in solitary.

Then you shiat and drink and shiat and drink until it's clear liquid coming from your bum so those doctors can inflate you to the point they can see light coming from your nostrils when they look in your ass.

I have a very high tolerance for drugs so I was awake right after the procedure, listening to all the other folks farting like trumpets while babbling incoherently was almost as bad as my doctor trying to explain that he was sorry for the "tear-age" and that there would be discomfort for some time.

ie. yelping and crying in the bathroom stall at work for the following week.

Ass health is important!
 
2021-04-06 9:48:44 AM  
[Narrator] Immediately after leaving the hospital, to quickly restore his diminished micribiome, CJ sped home and administered to himself a DIY fecal transplant using feces from the healthiest donor he could find - a Budweiser Clydesdale.
 
2021-04-06 9:55:59 AM  
Salmon

The stuff they give you before a colonoscopy basically turns your ass into a fire hose, you had better be close to a toilet once you start drinking the stuff.

They gave me like, a 4 litre jug of the stuff and the lady at the pharmacy gave a good laugh (like, a slow, evil laugh) while telling me to "be careful and make sure you don't have plans for that day".

It's either so potent that they keep it behind the counter or the ladies there are just that masochistic that they want to hand over in person to see the sucker that's about to spend the next 24hours in solitary.

Then you shiat and drink and shiat and drink until it's clear liquid coming from your bum so those doctors can inflate you to the point they can see light coming from your nostrils when they look in your ass.

I have a very high tolerance for drugs so I was awake right after the procedure, listening to all the other folks farting like trumpets while babbling incoherently was almost as bad as my doctor trying to explain that he was sorry for the "tear-age" and that there would be discomfort for some time.

ie. yelping and crying in the bathroom stall at work for the following week.

Ass health is such a pain in the ass, but important!

FTFY
 
2021-04-06 10:02:07 AM  
Eat your farkin' fruit and vegetables daily, drink sufficient water and "the trains will run on time", I promise you.
 
2021-04-06 10:03:00 AM  
Unintentional ASMR 🌊 Japanese HANDMADE PAPER MAKING (satisfying, no talking)
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2021-04-06 10:12:26 AM  

wild9: In my case, I'll just go bash some White Castle and eat a pint of frozen custard. It's a system cleaner for sure.


It's funny that as you get older, you know what your 'go to' foods are, to get things moving quickly.
 
2021-04-06 10:15:42 AM  

callmeox: ecmoRandomNumbers: I have lactulose for those stubborn turds. It's like the "sugar" in the sugar-free gummy bears made famous on Amazon. The worst is the lemon-lime magnesium drink that you take in preparation for a colonoscopy. That you want baby wipes for. I stayed in a hotel in Flagstaff for my last colonoscopy. Those wipes became the problem of Bill Marriott eventually.

Magnesium citrate aka lemon lime flavored battery acid.


Calm taste good. And works.
 
2021-04-06 10:16:21 AM  
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I received the variety pack as a gift. The flavors are great, but the after effects are awful. Within an hour, it sends me to the bathroom, where my bowels proceed to violently expel everything they contain while my stomach cramps and hits me like a Mike Tyson gut punch. A few minutes of this leaves me with snot running down my face as if I just completed tear gas training at boot camp. Once it is all over, I spend the rest of the day worrying that the next stomach gurgle will reignite the volcano inside and send more molten lava out my rectum.
 
2021-04-06 10:29:06 AM  

The Pope of Manwich Village: [Narrator] Immediately after leaving the hospital, to quickly restore his diminished micribiome, CJ sped home and administered to himself a DIY fecal transplant using feces from the healthiest donor he could find - a Budweiser Clydesdale.


Mr Hands, is that you?
 
2021-04-06 10:29:19 AM  

Salmon: Ass health is important!


As is proper posterior maintenance & grooming standards. Or else you may get a visit from these chaps...


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2021-04-06 10:35:11 AM  

Salmon: The stuff they give you before a colonoscopy basically turns your ass into a fire hose, you had better be close to a toilet once you start drinking the stuff.

They gave me like, a 4 litre jug of the stuff and the lady at the pharmacy gave a good laugh (like, a slow, evil laugh) while telling me to "be careful and make sure you don't have plans for that day".

It's either so potent that they keep it behind the counter or the ladies there are just that masochistic that they want to hand over in person to see the sucker that's about to spend the next 24hours in solitary.

Then you shiat and drink and shiat and drink until it's clear liquid coming from your bum so those doctors can inflate you to the point they can see light coming from your nostrils when they look in your ass.

I have a very high tolerance for drugs so I was awake right after the procedure, listening to all the other folks farting like trumpets while babbling incoherently was almost as bad as my doctor trying to explain that he was sorry for the "tear-age" and that there would be discomfort for some time.

ie. yelping and crying in the bathroom stall at work for the following week.

Ass health is important!


Colonoscopy prep is terrible. You can only have liquids for a day and the stuff they have you drink is absolutely foul and an enormous quantity. The mistake I made was that it said I could eat Jello, just not Red Jello, so I bought Lime Jello. Pooing bright green water right up until the next day is pretty nerve racking. I was worried I would have to do it over again because my insides would look like Slider pulled a Richard Gere hamster on me.
 
2021-04-06 10:35:25 AM  
You'd shiat a tree?
 
2021-04-06 10:35:35 AM  

the money is in the banana stand: Salmon: The stuff they give you before a colonoscopy basically turns your ass into a fire hose, you had better be close to a toilet once you start drinking the stuff.

They gave me like, a 4 litre jug of the stuff and the lady at the pharmacy gave a good laugh (like, a slow, evil laugh) while telling me to "be careful and make sure you don't have plans for that day".

It's either so potent that they keep it behind the counter or the ladies there are just that masochistic that they want to hand over in person to see the sucker that's about to spend the next 24hours in solitary.

Then you shiat and drink and shiat and drink until it's clear liquid coming from your bum so those doctors can inflate you to the point they can see light coming from your nostrils when they look in your ass.

I have a very high tolerance for drugs so I was awake right after the procedure, listening to all the other folks farting like trumpets while babbling incoherently was almost as bad as my doctor trying to explain that he was sorry for the "tear-age" and that there would be discomfort for some time.

ie. yelping and crying in the bathroom stall at work for the following week.

Ass health is important!

Colonoscopy prep is terrible. You can only have liquids for a day and the stuff they have you drink is absolutely foul and an enormous quantity. The mistake I made was that it said I could eat Jello, just not Red Jello, so I bought Lime Jello. Pooing bright green water right up until the next day is pretty nerve racking. I was worried I would have to do it over again because my insides would look like Slider pulled a Richard Gere hamster on me.


*Er Slimer, thanks autocorrect.
 
2021-04-06 10:35:38 AM  

callmeox: ecmoRandomNumbers: I have lactulose for those stubborn turds. It's like the "sugar" in the sugar-free gummy bears made famous on Amazon. The worst is the lemon-lime magnesium drink that you take in preparation for a colonoscopy. That you want baby wipes for. I stayed in a hotel in Flagstaff for my last colonoscopy. Those wipes became the problem of Bill Marriott eventually.

Magnesium citrate aka lemon lime flavored battery acid.


Lemon-lime flavor? They should call it.....


"Mountain Doo."
 
2021-04-06 10:43:08 AM  

Resident Muslim: Alphax: foo monkey: You show up for your colonoscopy appointment then next day?

Yeah, I did that a couple of weeks ago.

Thought fiber had the opposite effect?

/had a heck of a laxative fir mine
//might have been Epsom salts
///humoroids...they are funny, but only when they happen to someone else


Insoluble fiber with plenty of water both bulks up the stool and helps move it along. Soluble fiber helps absorb nutrients but too much of some (like the sugar alcohols used as artificial sweeteners) gives you the runs.

My "go-to" if I need to help stuff move along is either raw carrots or nuts, especially peanuts.
 
2021-04-06 10:45:37 AM  

hardinparamedic: I love chubbyemu and his pathophysiology podcast "Heme Review"

It's on my FOAM (free open access medical education) list.


It's one of the few YouTube channels I legitimately enjoy. The guy who ate denture paste to give himself the worlds greatest immune system™ is my personal favorite.
 
2021-04-06 10:49:29 AM  

foo monkey: You show up for your colonoscopy appointment then next day?


Okay, that gave me flashbacks. Bad ones. Not of the procedure, but the Prep beforehand. That big jug sitting in the fridge, mocking me every time I had to down a cup of that potion.
They knocked me out for the exam, mainly because it was decided to 'scope me from both ends to look for any gastrointestinal anomalies.
Never felt so clean and empty in my life, and wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy.
 
2021-04-06 11:10:05 AM  

Bowen: hardinparamedic: I love chubbyemu and his pathophysiology podcast "Heme Review"

It's on my FOAM (free open access medical education) list.

It's one of the few YouTube channels I legitimately enjoy. The guy who ate denture paste to give himself the worlds greatest immune system™ is my personal favorite.


I liked the one with the guy who gave himself life-threatening heat stroke mining bitcoins in his mom's attic.
 
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