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(PennLive)   Man loitering in empty lot in stolen car refuses police officers orders to exit the vehicle and is able to flee to steal two additional vehicles. Still at large. Betty White is correct   (pennlive.com) divider line
    More: Murica, Dauphin County, Pennsylvania, Pennsylvania State Police, Gregory Allen Daniels, state police, Online court records, stolen car, approached Daniels, arrest warrant  
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2021-03-26 5:16:18 PM  
Good thing he wasn't selling loose cigarettes lr there'd have been some real trouble.
 
2021-03-26 6:45:49 PM  

hubiestubert: Good thing he wasn't selling loose cigarettes lr there'd have been some real trouble.


Nope -

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He fails The Paper Bag test.
 
2021-03-26 7:41:37 PM  
Couldn't find that pay & spray, eh?
 
2021-03-26 7:46:56 PM  
You gotta admire his work ethic though...
 
2021-03-26 7:47:06 PM  
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I think I can see the space where his brain should be.
 
2021-03-26 7:52:14 PM  
White guy, so let him go!

/abolish police unions, that'll solve this
 
2021-03-26 7:53:59 PM  
Thumb!
 
2021-03-26 7:54:17 PM  
I'm not sure I get the Betty White reference. Rather, I am sure that I don't get it. But I do get that if he hadn't been white, he would've been shot 12 times in the back.
 
2021-03-26 7:54:19 PM  
He has nostrils like Henry Waxman. Very pig-like.
 
2021-03-26 7:55:24 PM  

Invincible: I'm not sure I get the Betty White reference. Rather, I am sure that I don't get it. But I do get that if he hadn't been white, he would've been shot 12 times in the back.


Same.
 
2021-03-26 7:58:16 PM  

Invincible: I'm not sure I get the Betty White reference. Rather, I am sure that I don't get it. But I do get that if he hadn't been white, he would've been shot 12 times in the back.


You already get it. You just haven't read her name slowly enough yet.

/tip: add "I'll" before her name
 
2021-03-26 7:58:34 PM  
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2021-03-26 8:03:29 PM  
How does he drive two cars?
 
2021-03-26 8:04:28 PM  
Once he's arrested, the police chief will sympathize with his plight, and explain that he just had a very bad day.
 
2021-03-26 8:09:29 PM  

gameshowhost: Invincible: I'm not sure I get the Betty White reference. Rather, I am sure that I don't get it. But I do get that if he hadn't been white, he would've been shot 12 times in the back.

You already get it. You just haven't read her name slowly enough yet.

/tip: add "I'll" before her name


Thank you. Thought I was missing a specific quote or reference of hers.
 
2021-03-26 8:11:07 PM  
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/Strax wears it better
 
2021-03-26 8:11:16 PM  

Invincible: I'm not sure I get the Betty White reference. Rather, I am sure that I don't get it. But I do get that if he hadn't been white, he would've been shot 12 times in the back.


"Bet he white". It's a way for some folks to be cynical about white privilege and its part in the American criminal justice system, and make fun of the way coloreds talk at the same time. Win-win.
 
2021-03-26 8:12:07 PM  

MBooda: Invincible: I'm not sure I get the Betty White reference. Rather, I am sure that I don't get it. But I do get that if he hadn't been white, he would've been shot 12 times in the back.

"Bet he white". It's a way for some folks to be cynical about white privilege and its part in the American criminal justice system, and make fun of the way coloreds talk at the same time. Win-win.


What white nonsense is this?
 
2021-03-26 8:16:58 PM  

Creepy Lurker Guy: How does he drive two cars?


In all probability, like this.

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2021-03-26 8:22:54 PM  
The news is kind of like childhood. Three names generally means it's Big Trouble.
 
2021-03-26 8:32:16 PM  

MBooda: Invincible: I'm not sure I get the Betty White reference. Rather, I am sure that I don't get it. But I do get that if he hadn't been white, he would've been shot 12 times in the back.

"Bet he white". It's a way for some folks to be cynical about white privilege and its part in the American criminal justice system, and make fun of the way coloreds talk at the same time. Win-win.


For the literary crowd, you can mix it up a bit and say E.B. White.
 
2021-03-26 8:44:22 PM  

Billy Liar: MBooda: Invincible: I'm not sure I get the Betty White reference. Rather, I am sure that I don't get it. But I do get that if he hadn't been white, he would've been shot 12 times in the back.

"Bet he white". It's a way for some folks to be cynical about white privilege and its part in the American criminal justice system, and make fun of the way coloreds talk at the same time. Win-win.

For the literary crowd, you can mix it up a bit and say E.B. White.


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2021-03-26 8:50:45 PM  
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2021-03-26 9:28:01 PM  

MBooda: Invincible: I'm not sure I get the Betty White reference. Rather, I am sure that I don't get it. But I do get that if he hadn't been white, he would've been shot 12 times in the back.

"Bet he white". It's a way for some folks to be cynical about white privilege and its part in the American criminal justice system, and make fun of the way coloreds talk at the same time. Win-win.


Congratulations, you're officially negatively-woke with your wrongness.
 
2021-03-26 9:28:16 PM  
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2021-03-26 9:36:50 PM  

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They took a long time to appear in the universe
 
2021-03-26 10:14:31 PM  
to flee to steal two additional back to new york too lady to rest
 
2021-03-26 10:20:42 PM  
"When a trooper later approached Daniels in the stolen car, state police said he ignored their commands to get out of the car and fled the scene. A chase ensued and Daniel sped into Weiser State Forest, state police said. "

*takes quick look at pic*

Ah, I see.
 
2021-03-26 10:23:30 PM  

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I think I can see the space where his brain should be.


20 bucks says he's an aspiring MMA fighter with anger management issues
 
2021-03-26 10:34:22 PM  

Mega Steve: X-Geek: [Fark user image 450x412]
I think I can see the space where his brain should be.

20 bucks says he's an aspiring MMA fighter with anger management issues


Angry people need jobs too, man
 
2021-03-26 10:36:51 PM  

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I hope that guy turned a profit from that image for shiats and giggles... maybe a greeting card, or a shirt or something.
You know, not for a living, but some fun pocket change.
 
2021-03-26 11:48:29 PM  
Surely he is a real blast at halloween, where is Harry Freakstorm when you need him.
 
2021-03-27 11:31:24 AM  
Just to be clear, as a society, we *do not* seek additional races to be shot by police, we *do* want the police to try police with less shooting where possible across the board.
 
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