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2021-03-23 4:37:19 PM  
We need a spliffy tag
 
2021-03-23 4:39:45 PM  
Get a shot for pot? I'm in!
 
2021-03-23 4:40:41 PM  
Getting my shot this week, anyone want to send me pot?
 
2021-03-23 4:40:58 PM  
I'll take a pot-shot there, Hot-Shot.
 
2021-03-23 4:41:21 PM  
Too little, too late.
 
2021-03-23 4:54:32 PM  
I don't smoke the devil's lettuce, nor did I require anything to get vaccinated, but if that is what it takes then fine.

Also, it's bullshiat there are no Krispy Kremes where I live. I'd be going there daily.
 
2021-03-23 4:57:01 PM  
I found out my company was giving $100 gas cards after I had already been vaccinated. Damn right I got my gas card even though I didn't need the incentive!
 
2021-03-23 4:57:12 PM  
Don't inject the marijuanas at a party like my friend Becky
 
2021-03-23 4:59:18 PM  
*Tomorrow.

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2021-03-23 4:59:29 PM  
with the purchase of a marijuana of equal or greater value?
 
2021-03-23 5:00:45 PM  

SaintAnky: I don't smoke the devil's lettuce, nor did I require anything to get vaccinated, but if that is what it takes then fine.

Also, it's bullshiat there are no Krispy Kremes where I live. I'd be going there daily.


daily? And you don't smoke?
 
2021-03-23 5:01:15 PM  
People no longer surprise me with their ignorance. "No way I'm gettin' implanted with a Bill Gates tracking microchip!"

"Free donut! Where do I sign up?"
 
2021-03-23 5:02:40 PM  
I wasn't around back when polio and smallpox were big. Did people have to be bribed to get those vaccines or were they just thankful for not getting polio or smallpox?
 
2021-03-23 5:03:02 PM  
*Not available in Alabama. 😞
 
2021-03-23 5:05:13 PM  

kbronsito: I wasn't around back when polio and smallpox were big. Did people have to be bribed to get those vaccines or were they just thankful for not getting polio or smallpox?


Thankful. When I was little, like 3 or 4, I remember seeing kids crippled by polio, even one in an iron lung. Never worried about vaccinations myself.
 
2021-03-23 5:22:37 PM  
Preroll = shake from trimming
 
2021-03-23 5:26:21 PM  

Salmon: SaintAnky: I don't smoke the devil's lettuce, nor did I require anything to get vaccinated, but if that is what it takes then fine.

Also, it's bullshiat there are no Krispy Kremes where I live. I'd be going there daily.

daily? And you don't smoke?


I have him farkied as a cop
 
2021-03-23 5:27:59 PM  

Mattbastard: Preroll = shake from trimming


Nothing wrong with that
 
2021-03-23 5:29:20 PM  
satanic bullshiat
 
2021-03-23 5:29:38 PM  
No way I'm going to even attempt to get vaccinated until 2022.
/too complicated and difficult
//make it convenient for us
 
2021-03-23 5:32:29 PM  
BOGART (Buy One Get A Reefer Treat)
 
2021-03-23 5:46:56 PM  
The donut a day is worth a lot more than one preroll made from shake...

By the second donut you're ahead.
 
2021-03-23 5:55:44 PM  

kbronsito: I wasn't around back when polio and smallpox were big. Did people have to be bribed to get those vaccines or were they just thankful for not getting polio or smallpox?


COVID kills the elderly and poor. Polio killed children. Smallpox killed absolutely everybody.
This makes it much easier for casual racists to get on board the anti-vax cause.
 
2021-03-23 5:57:17 PM  
got jabbed this morning (my 1st). No free pot though ;(
 
2021-03-23 6:02:04 PM  

kbronsito: I wasn't around back when polio and smallpox were big. Did people have to be bribed to get those vaccines or were they just thankful for not getting polio or smallpox?


there also wasnt a bunch of organized groups with lots of money telling people the additives in the vaccines cause autism or some other BS

I still have no idea where that dumb argument comes from. Thermarasol or whatever its called was removed from most vaccines. All the vaccines we got as kids in the 70s - 80s had all the "bad stuff" the anti-vaxxers claim and yet there were like no kids who were Autistic when we were growing up. By their own logic there should have been thousands of autistic kids in the 70s and there were not

It HAS TO BE SOMEONEs FAULT just not theirs
 
2021-03-23 6:02:27 PM  
This is what dope dealers do to get you hooked on narcotics. First sample is free, then they got you.
 
2021-03-23 6:03:26 PM  

Mattbastard: Preroll = shake from trimming


don't care, had weed
 
2021-03-23 6:09:10 PM  
I'd wait till after I get both vaccine doses anyway.  Not sure how an edible or whatever would affect my immune response.
 
2021-03-23 6:14:11 PM  

AirForceVet: *Not available in Alabama. 😞


You're a hop, skip, and a jump away from Georgia.  Come on by and we'll get donuts together.
 
2021-03-23 6:27:31 PM  
Got the jab last week. Still waiting for my free goodies
 
2021-03-23 7:01:08 PM  
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2021-03-23 7:08:05 PM  

Burn_The_Plows: People no longer surprise me with their ignorance. "No way I'm gettin' implanted with a Bill Gates tracking microchip!"

"Free donut! Where do I sign up?"


If Pinky and the Brain are to be believed we could get everyone in the world to get the vaccine if it came with a free T-shirt.
 
2021-03-23 7:34:04 PM  
While a glazed doughnut is unlikely to tip the scales

Oh, it will.
 
2021-03-23 7:46:40 PM  

segordon11: We need a spliffy tag


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There ya go.
 
2021-03-23 7:57:46 PM  
The woman who owns the head shop down the road offers a %10 discount if she doesn't have to tell you to wear a mask or wear it properly.

That's good, since glass and concrete are not friends.
 
2021-03-23 8:03:22 PM  
Meanwhile, I'm supposedly in group 1b as an "essential worker" (have been working in the shop this whole time) in IL and I can't seem to get an appointment anywhere... Nevermind being bribed into it... FFs.
 
2021-03-24 12:10:43 AM  
Donuts too!
 
2021-03-24 12:49:49 AM  
It's nice that I have my immunization card, which will do squat where I live because we don't have a Krispy Kreem in town. I'll manage to try one someday.
 
2021-03-24 9:34:08 AM  

OK So Amuse Me: It's nice that I have my immunization card, which will do squat where I live because we don't have a Krispy Kreem in town. I'll manage to try one someday.


Go to any donut shop and buy a plain glazed donut, then take it home and warm it in the oven for 5 minutes.  You can "enhance" the experience with a weak cup of coffee that has too much half & half.

/Krispy Kreme is overrated, is what I'm saying
//We had one in Rhode Island that lasted about two years, then folded
///Three puffs, then pass
 
2021-03-24 2:01:58 PM  

RI_Red: OK So Amuse Me: It's nice that I have my immunization card, which will do squat where I live because we don't have a Krispy Kreem in town. I'll manage to try one someday.

Go to any donut shop and buy a plain glazed donut, then take it home and warm it in the oven for 5 minutes.  You can "enhance" the experience with a weak cup of coffee that has too much half & half.

/Krispy Kreme is overrated, is what I'm saying
//We had one in Rhode Island that lasted about two years, then folded
///Three puffs, then pass


Krispy Kreme may be overrated to you, but I'd like to be able to make the call with my own taste buds.
 
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