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(Stupid Politics)   Nancy Pelosi doesn't care about Jewish Space Lasers. In related news, you can buy your very own Jewish Space Laser Activation Panel. No, really   (stupid-politics.com) divider line
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2021-03-20 6:07:30 AM  
Brody Jackson.  Not even once.
 
2021-03-20 7:38:19 AM  
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I didn't realize "Nope" was Yiddish?
 
2021-03-20 7:38:52 AM  
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2021-03-20 7:45:07 AM  
Oy vey!
Could we please test it on Mar a Lago?
 
2021-03-20 7:45:25 AM  
Add that to the list of things I didn't know I wanted until just now.
 
2021-03-20 7:46:28 AM  
That was stupid.
 
2021-03-20 7:48:21 AM  
For your consideration - suby is the one selling the activation panel.
 
2021-03-20 7:50:46 AM  
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2021-03-20 7:51:32 AM  

Cheron: For your consideration - suby is the one selling the activation panel.


Only possible explanation.

No normal person would see that unfunny site and think it was good enough to link to.
 
2021-03-20 7:51:53 AM  
The site also stole someone else's art work.
 
2021-03-20 7:53:01 AM  
As I mentioned in the earlier thread on this, no Speaker wants to advance legislation that has no chance of passing.  They would have needed support from Republicans to pass this because of the 2/3rds threshold and that's not going to happen.
 
2021-03-20 7:58:06 AM  
Buying an on-off switch without the attitude control module might be a bit risky.

What if the Jews have the space laser targetting the switch on activation?
 
2021-03-20 8:00:42 AM  

Ragin' Asian: Add that to the list of things I didn't know I wanted until just now.


They will customize a switch panel for you:
https://www.concordaerospace.com/coll​e​ctions/project-apollo/products/customi​zable-apollo-command-module-single-swi​tch

Reading the site, they also have customizable double and triple switch panels. The toggle switches actually work.

My wife would be pissed if she came home one day and found all the light switches in the house replaced with those.
 
2021-03-20 8:08:54 AM  
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2021-03-20 8:17:46 AM  
Retail, for laser switches? What a putz.
 
2021-03-20 8:19:31 AM  
JSLAP?
 
2021-03-20 8:23:37 AM  

Unobtanium: Ragin' Asian: Add that to the list of things I didn't know I wanted until just now.

They will customize a switch panel for you:
https://www.concordaerospace.com/colle​ctions/project-apollo/products/customi​zable-apollo-command-module-single-swi​tch

Reading the site, they also have customizable double and triple switch panels. The toggle switches actually work.

My wife would be pissed if she came home one day and found all the light switches in the house replaced with those.


I was thinking fog lights on my car.
 
2021-03-20 8:28:29 AM  
Alex is our MemeMaster. He's a heck of a nice guy, but if you cross him you'll get memed so hard you'll never be able to go out in public again. Alex's sign is Neon. His Love Language is Beer.

Oh, no! I hope I don't get memed for saying Alex is a moron.
 
2021-03-20 8:29:34 AM  

Unobtanium: Ragin' Asian: Add that to the list of things I didn't know I wanted until just now.

They will customize a switch panel for you:
https://www.concordaerospace.com/colle​ctions/project-apollo/products/customi​zable-apollo-command-module-single-swi​tch

Reading the site, they also have customizable double and triple switch panels. The toggle switches actually work.

My wife would be pissed if she came home one day and found all the light switches in the house replaced with those.


I really, really need to find a way to wire this into something in my car

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2021-03-20 8:31:35 AM  
http://f3.to/ for your solid state laser cutter needs.
 
2021-03-20 8:31:36 AM  
I always wanted to build a switch panel to trigger different scripts like start and stop a VM.  It doesn't make any sense but it would be fun.
 
2021-03-20 8:31:46 AM  
Your blog sucks, suby.
 
2021-03-20 8:32:30 AM  

Unobtanium: Ragin' Asian: Add that to the list of things I didn't know I wanted until just now.

They will customize a switch panel for you:
https://www.concordaerospace.com/colle​ctions/project-apollo/products/customi​zable-apollo-command-module-single-swi​tch

Reading the site, they also have customizable double and triple switch panels. The toggle switches actually work.

My wife would be pissed if she came home one day and found all the light switches in the house replaced with those.


at $50 to $90 each, I'm sure she would
 
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2021-03-20 8:35:33 AM  
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2021-03-20 8:44:40 AM  
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2021-03-20 8:47:47 AM  
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2021-03-20 8:56:53 AM  

Shaggy_C: Your blog sucks, suby.


This took far too many posts to get to.
 
2021-03-20 8:56:54 AM  
I can get that or just watch Spaceballs
 
2021-03-20 8:57:50 AM  
Your blog sucks.
 
2021-03-20 9:02:30 AM  
Greenlit on Shabbos?

A shonda fur die goyim.
 
2021-03-20 9:19:16 AM  
In the US. the safest place to libel or slander anyone is from the floor of the House or Senate.

Could there be about two dozen members of Congress who believe their mission to very simple -- not make better laws but just to attack and cheer on a mob, even if the mob is only rarely present?
 
2021-03-20 9:29:44 AM  
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I LOL'ed
 
2021-03-20 9:30:31 AM  
This is our official service pin. This post may not stay up for long. They can't handle the truth getting out there.
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Mazel tov, you roughneck bastards! HOO RAH

/Remember the SLC!
//Remember the fallen 14 of operation Forest Tind++++++++CARRIER LOST+++++++
 
2021-03-20 9:31:55 AM  
Sure, Jewish Space Lasers are more powerful than their Gentile versions, but what if you needed to zap somebody on a Saturday?
 
2021-03-20 9:36:10 AM  

Aquapope: Sure, Jewish Space Lasers are more powerful than their Gentile versions, but what if you needed to zap somebody on a Saturday?


Wait until dark.
 
2021-03-20 9:51:07 AM  

spiritplumber: http://f3.to/ for your solid state laser cutter needs.


Solid state? No way. It's tubes or nothing if you want vintage laser tone.
 
2021-03-20 9:52:28 AM  

Shaggy_C: Your blog sucks, suby.


But look at how hard subby worked at that headline! It's not easy to copy something verbatim, you know.
 
2021-03-20 10:32:19 AM  

wooden legs: That was stupid.


"Stupid" is right there in the URL. It's not like they were hiding it. :-P
 
2021-03-20 10:34:00 AM  

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That made my day.

Now, all i need is a Jewish cat.
 
2021-03-20 10:48:25 AM  

xanadian: HFK: [Fark user image 838x960]

That made my day.

Now, all i need is a Jewish cat.


Is he circumcised AND declawed?
 
2021-03-20 10:53:41 AM  

xanadian: HFK: [Fark user image 838x960]

That made my day.

Now, all i need is a Jewish cat.


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I can haz catkes?
 
2021-03-20 11:02:17 AM  

ArkPanda: xanadian: HFK: [Fark user image 838x960]

That made my day.

Now, all i need is a Jewish cat.

Is he circumcised AND declawed?


Jewish cats are so observant they refuse to work on the Sabbath or any day within a week of the Sabbath.
 
2021-03-20 11:34:48 AM  

Aquapope: ArkPanda: xanadian: HFK: [Fark user image 838x960]

That made my day.

Now, all i need is a Jewish cat.

Is he circumcised AND declawed?

Jewish cats are so observant they refuse to work on the Sabbath or any day within a week of the Sabbath.


Jewish cats are so observant they recline all the time, not just at the Seder table.
 
2021-03-20 11:37:28 AM  
Anybody else hear the theme to the Great Space Coaster when they read Jewish Space Lasers?


/Anybody?
//OK. Umm, show of hands?
///Alrighty. I'm the weirdo, OK then.
 
2021-03-20 11:39:00 AM  

Unobtanium: Ragin' Asian: Add that to the list of things I didn't know I wanted until just now.

They will customize a switch panel for you:
https://www.concordaerospace.com/colle​ctions/project-apollo/products/customi​zable-apollo-command-module-single-swi​tch

Reading the site, they also have customizable double and triple switch panels. The toggle switches actually work.

My wife would be pissed if she came home one day and found all the light switches in the house replaced with those.


Dude. Garage. You have to.
 
2021-03-20 12:01:10 PM  

SpectroBoy: [i.pinimg.com image 480x480]


Try again.
 
2021-03-20 12:26:04 PM  

Unobtanium: Ragin' Asian: Add that to the list of things I didn't know I wanted until just now.

They will customize a switch panel for you:
https://www.concordaerospace.com/colle​ctions/project-apollo/products/customi​zable-apollo-command-module-single-swi​tch

...


From that site;

"HISTORY OF THE JEWISH SPACE LASER:
The first iteration of the JEWISH SPACE LASER was developed in complete secrecy around 1446 B.C. by the Israelites of Egypt in collaboration with space-aliens from planet Zbornak 5.
It was initially designed as a rapid liquid evaporator (RLE) and was integral during the parting of the Red Sea during the Exodus.
After the United States' declaration of independence in 1776, the lost plans were smuggled to the New World by the Freemasons.  The secret knowledge of the JEWISH SPACE LASER was hidden and constantly moved to avoid discovery.  These hidden locations include George Washington's grave, a secret chamber in the Jefferson Memorial, the Torch of the Statue of Liberty and most recently, the basement of Nicolas Cage's house.
The most powerful Jewish Laser hardware was developed and made operational as a secret weapon by the United States Military.  It was placed in low Earth orbit in 2017 by the newly formed U.S. SPACE FORCE created specifically to operate the Jewish Space Laser.
During its operations & checkout testing in 2018, a malfunction triggered an unplanned firing of the laser. The powerful beam struck California and started a massive wildfire causing state-wide devestation.
In January 2021 this dark secret and mission failure was discovered by a junior congresswoman of the United States.
Once public knowledge, the military Jewish Space Laser and all accompanying hardware in orbit was self-destructed by the Space Force. The fallen debris was cloaked under the meteor shower Anthelion in January 2021.
The plans were shortly leaked to public and many different versions of the laser are now commercially available to public including the Non-Jewish ones made in China."

Now that's some quality trolling!
 
2021-03-20 12:48:49 PM  
Let's be honest, it looks like a prop from a Mel Brooks movie.
 
2021-03-20 1:54:20 PM  

Ragin' Asian: Add that to the list of things I didn't know I wanted until just now.


I found out about that site a few days ago. I'd like to have one of those custom panels but I haven't yet figured out what I'd do with it.

/didn't submit this article
 
2021-03-20 1:59:48 PM  

Bluenosed Baker: Unobtanium: Ragin' Asian: Add that to the list of things I didn't know I wanted until just now.

They will customize a switch panel for you:
https://www.concordaerospace.com/colle​ctions/project-apollo/products/customi​zable-apollo-command-module-single-swi​tch

Reading the site, they also have customizable double and triple switch panels. The toggle switches actually work.

My wife would be pissed if she came home one day and found all the light switches in the house replaced with those.

Dude. Garage. You have to.


Oohhhh. Yes. That would be worth it.
 
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