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(All Elite Wrestling)   Will Thunder Rosa or Dr. Britt Baker stand tall after an Unsanctioned Lights-Out Match? Can Karrion Kross get the next shot at Finn Bálor? What does Christian Cage have in mind for Kenny Omega? The Wednesday Night Wars resume @ 8pm EDT on TNT, USA   (allelitewrestling.com) divider line
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2021-03-17 12:36:15 PM  
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2021-03-17 4:18:50 PM  
Some some people asking where Charlotte was this week since "the plan" is for her to face Asuka at WM. I had a thought about that:

(Last week after RAW)
Andrade: "Hey, this isn't working for me. Can I get my release?"
WWE: "Umm....how about no? Does "No" work for you?"

(This past Monday afternoon)
WWE: "It's People Power time. John here."
Charlotte: "Oh...hi John. It's Ashley."
John Laurentius: "Who?"
Char: "Ashley....Ashley Fl....NM, does "Hey, it's Charlotte" ring a bell?"
John: "Oh hey, Char. Sorry about that. You know how it is. You just get used to using people's in-ring name."
Char: "It's fine. I do it all the time. Anyhow, I just called as I can't make it to the arena today. I don't know what it is but I have been since all yesterday & today too. I keep having to run to the bathroom & it's not great."
John: "Well, that puts us in a bit of a pickle but what can you do? Of course, we'll need a doctor's note."
Char: "And I have one right here. let me send you a pic of it."
>Johnny L. wait a minute and then gets it via text<

John: "OK....fever...chills....cramps...flui​ds...bed rest...48 hours...Hey, this is signed Dr. Britt Ba..."
Char: "Hey, gotta go. Bathroom calls. TTYL!" 

And honestly, what are they going to do? Fire her? It's isn't like you can just find 6' blonde female wrestlers just wandering around your catering or anything.
 
2021-03-17 7:43:47 PM  
 
2021-03-17 7:45:38 PM  

Cheesehead_Dave: Reports are that a COVID outbreak has forced a lot of changes for NXT tonight.


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2021-03-17 7:48:52 PM  
Tonight on NXT:

Dexter Lumis vs Austin Theory
LA Knight makes his in-ring debut (though based on his character I could see him weaseling out of it "until he's ready")
Zoey Stark vs Dakota Kai
Breezango vs Legado del Fantasma
Jordan Devlin shows up to lay claim to his cruiserweight title.

So not a bad lineup and some decent matchups, but no marquee uppercard match either. Maybe they announce a main event during the show, or maybe we mostly get storyline stuff for the UE breakup and Kross/Balor.
 
2021-03-17 7:50:06 PM  

isamudyson: And honestly, what are they going to do? Fire her? It's isn't like you can just find 6' blonde female wrestlers just wandering around your catering or anything.


I actually noticed that Charlotte wasn't on RAW, but didn't miss her.  I didnt read anything about her reason for missing, but I wouldnt doubt it.

Andrades downfall was when Vega chunked the deuce.  He an insane in ring talent but cant cut it on his own in an American promotion.  He waa floundering in NXT before Vega saved him, and he sunk on the main roster when she left.  Black Al is apparently getting paid to be in catering too because of Vega and that a shame, im a big fan of his

For some reason Charlottes relationship with him gives me the same vibe as Paige/Del Rio, but I hope im wrong.

AEW would do better to bring in La Sombra and Tommy End instead of more washed up WWE names
 
2021-03-17 7:56:25 PM  

ZM Punk: He waa floundering in NXT before Vega saved him


There's a lot of truth to this, obviously, but I liked Andrade a lot even before he was paired with Vega. The dude's always been great and the ring and he has an amazing look, he just never found his footing as a character until they did the Vega angle. It's not like they gave him a thing to do before then, though.

I wish they'd at least send some of these guys back to NXT if they're not going to grant them the releases they ask for. Andrade would fit in perfectly with Legado del Fantasma if you wanted to really up their threat level as a stable.
 
2021-03-17 8:00:55 PM  

NKURyan: ZM Punk: He waa floundering in NXT before Vega saved him

There's a lot of truth to this, obviously, but I liked Andrade a lot even before he was paired with Vega. The dude's always been great and the ring and he has an amazing look, he just never found his footing as a character until they did the Vega angle. It's not like they gave him a thing to do before then, though.

I wish they'd at least send some of these guys back to NXT if they're not going to grant them the releases they ask for. Andrade would fit in perfectly with Legado del Fantasma if you wanted to really up their threat level as a stable.


I could see him more heading over to ROH as that is where RUSH, Ryu & the gang are. Plus, it would let him go play with Naito & Co. when he had some free time.
 
2021-03-17 8:01:23 PM  
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2021-03-17 8:03:10 PM  
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2021-03-17 8:03:52 PM  
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2021-03-17 8:04:13 PM  
If they changed Kross's entrance video at all they're insane. Hope that was more of a temporary thing.
 
2021-03-17 8:05:22 PM  
In today's WWE it's pretty rare to see ladies portray themselves as eye candy or sex symbols.

...and then there's Skarlett and the twins, lol.
 
2021-03-17 8:07:07 PM  
Oh damn, 1 & 2 just came out at the wrong time & say bye-bye to those tag titles!
 
2021-03-17 8:09:39 PM  
Sometimes you just have to stand back & admire the stupidity...
 
2021-03-17 8:09:44 PM  

isamudyson: Oh damn, 1 & 2 just came out at the wrong time & say bye-bye to those tag titles!


There's our main event!

Not sure I see a title change, though. I think Kross turns on Finn and kills him.
 
2021-03-17 8:10:43 PM  

NKURyan: isamudyson: Oh damn, 1 & 2 just came out at the wrong time & say bye-bye to those tag titles!

There's our main event!

Not sure I see a title change, though. I think Kross turns on Finn and kills him.


Well, it IS St. Patrick's Day, after all.  And we have no leprechauns to lawn dart, so...
 
2021-03-17 8:11:33 PM  
Looks like The Way has been socially distanced.
 
2021-03-17 8:11:55 PM  
Johnny is at home?  He one of the corona outbreak victims?
 
2021-03-17 8:12:02 PM  

NKURyan: isamudyson: Oh damn, 1 & 2 just came out at the wrong time & say bye-bye to those tag titles!

There's our main event!

Not sure I see a title change, though. I think Kross turns on Finn and kills him.


Scarlett did say she saw both "draped in gold", so I think they will. Also, then they form UE 2.0 with Kyle.

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2021-03-17 8:12:27 PM  

DrunkenGator: NKURyan: isamudyson: Oh damn, 1 & 2 just came out at the wrong time & say bye-bye to those tag titles!

There's our main event!

Not sure I see a title change, though. I think Kross turns on Finn and kills him.

Well, it IS St. Patrick's Day, after all.  And we have no leprechauns to lawn dart, so...


Speaking of St. Patty's...

Danny Boy
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2021-03-17 8:14:14 PM  
Cody won like that?

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2021-03-17 8:14:32 PM  

NKURyan: DrunkenGator: NKURyan: isamudyson: Oh damn, 1 & 2 just came out at the wrong time & say bye-bye to those tag titles!

There's our main event!

Not sure I see a title change, though. I think Kross turns on Finn and kills him.

Well, it IS St. Patrick's Day, after all.  And we have no leprechauns to lawn dart, so...

Speaking of St. Patty's...

[Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/OCbuRA_D​3KU]


Ah, George "The Animal" Steele, Sheamus, and Ludvig Borga (close e-damn-nough, okay?)  Such a dream stable.
 
2021-03-17 8:14:47 PM  

NKURyan: If they changed Kross's entrance video at all they're insane. Hope that was more of a temporary thing.


Maybe it's just a "quick" entrance theme for coming down to do a promo, and they save the fancy one for matches.
 
2021-03-17 8:15:23 PM  
Penta in a green St Paddy's Day hat just made my day.
 
2021-03-17 8:17:51 PM  
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and "The Invisible Hand".
 
2021-03-17 8:18:03 PM  
Austin Theory is probably #2 on my list of guys I'm confident will be WWE champion one day.
 
2021-03-17 8:21:12 PM  

NKURyan: Austin Theory is probably #2 on my list of guys I'm confident will be WWE champion one day.


I can see it. He has the look and charismat.  He just need to mature and (literally) keep it in his pants.
 
2021-03-17 8:21:25 PM  
Lumis just wants a friend. :(
 
2021-03-17 8:22:08 PM  
Good opener.
 
2021-03-17 8:23:09 PM  
Thatcher is MIA too.
 
2021-03-17 8:23:53 PM  
Some of you marks are into comics too...

Anyone know what time HBO Max is releasing the Justice League Snyder cut tomorrow?  Hoping to start it during slow time at work.

but probably wont be slow because its St Patrick day and people lose thier damn minds
 
2021-03-17 8:24:04 PM  
The weather outside is s**t, I overate on dinner, AND I've got bronchitis. I'mma hit the sack. Enjoy the show, everyone!

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No "burn book" fun for Dani tonight.
 
2021-03-17 8:26:08 PM  

Captain Steroid: The weather outside is s**t, I overate on dinner, AND I've got bronchitis. I'mma hit the sack. Enjoy the show, everyone!

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Rest & feel better, man!
 
2021-03-17 8:26:50 PM  

ZM Punk: Some of you marks are into comics too...

Anyone know what time HBO Max is releasing the Justice League Snyder cut tomorrow?  Hoping to start it during slow time at work.

but probably wont be slow because its St Patrick day and people lose thier damn minds


If I had to guess it would be overnight.
 
2021-03-17 8:27:01 PM  
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(MJF's new group gets a new gif next week)
 
2021-03-17 8:28:50 PM  
Adam Cole's got a new shirt... no more UE symbol.
 
2021-03-17 8:29:38 PM  
Kyle's also MIA. They are doing a good job coming up with excuses for all the missing people, though.
 
2021-03-17 8:29:47 PM  
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2021-03-17 8:31:51 PM  
"The best insurance policy that wrestling have to offer"

Marrying the boss' daughter?
 
2021-03-17 8:33:50 PM  
Devlin even has his belt. Cool.
 
2021-03-17 8:34:51 PM  
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2021-03-17 8:37:13 PM  

DrunkenGator: "The best insurance policy that wrestling have to offer"

Marrying the boss' daughter?


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(.....it was mildly humorous)
 
2021-03-17 8:40:46 PM  
I know I said something about WWE not having any leprechauns, but what are the odds of somebody over on Dynamite lawn darting Marko?
 
2021-03-17 8:41:24 PM  

DrunkenGator: I know I said something about WWE not having any leprechauns, but what are the odds of somebody over on Dynamite lawn darting Marko?


....JUST as I typed that...
 
2021-03-17 8:41:49 PM  
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2021-03-17 8:45:28 PM  
I kind of want to watch the Wipeout reboot on TBS when it starts, but feel that for some reason I won't be able to see it.
 
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