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(NASCAR)   NASCAR stays in the desert this week with a preview of the season finale at Phoenix, where Kevin Harvick looks to try and reverse his Vegas luck. It's the InstaCart 500 at Phoenix, 3:30 PM ET on FOX   (nascar.com) divider line
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2021-03-14 12:07:26 PM  
McDowell, Bell, Byron, Larson... not how anyone expected the year to start.  Another odd winner today?
 
2021-03-14 12:50:49 PM  

downstairs: McDowell, Bell, Byron, Larson... not how anyone expected the year to start.  Another odd winner today?


Guido.
 
2021-03-14 1:39:56 PM  

Mztlplx: downstairs: McDowell, Bell, Byron, Larson... not how anyone expected the year to start.  Another odd winner today?

Guido.


It all seems to fit if he were to pull it off!
 
2021-03-14 3:01:11 PM  

Mztlplx: downstairs: McDowell, Bell, Byron, Larson... not how anyone expected the year to start.  Another odd winner today?

Guido.


You do say the sweetest things, M'sir...
 
2021-03-14 3:02:51 PM  
Wonder how tired Gordon and Clint are with Fox pushing the Phoenix incident so hard?
 
2021-03-14 3:30:50 PM  
so they're calling it "FOX Bet". Not even hiding behind pretense anymore?
 
2021-03-14 3:31:51 PM  
A non-painful anthem? Whaaaaaa?
 
2021-03-14 3:32:22 PM  
Anthem not recorded in a cave this week. Nice!
 
2021-03-14 3:33:33 PM  

The Bestest: so they're calling it "FOX Bet". Not even hiding behind pretense anymore?


Do you have to put down money to enter?
 
2021-03-14 3:34:32 PM  

SeikaArashi: Wonder how tired Gordon and Clint are with Fox pushing the Phoenix incident so hard?


Probably mitigated when the paycheck deposits...
 
2021-03-14 3:36:41 PM  
insta-cot?
 
2021-03-14 3:37:34 PM  
Go Guido!
 
2021-03-14 3:39:29 PM  
I guess it's one way not to get bumped by Nascar running late...
 
2021-03-14 3:40:31 PM  
Checking in......I'll take my boys #4 Happy and #1 Meds.
 
2021-03-14 3:43:03 PM  
Those drawings are hideous
 
2021-03-14 3:43:25 PM  
Go Guido go?
 
2021-03-14 3:43:59 PM  
Go Guido, go Happy
 
2021-03-14 3:46:01 PM  
Have to see this because it's in my backyeard.

How many times did they bring up the fight?
 
2021-03-14 3:48:43 PM  
Kes looked like he was trying to take a Mario Kart shortcut there
 
2021-03-14 3:48:48 PM  
mornin, kids.

Desert Boogity, and all that
 
2021-03-14 3:49:16 PM  
So there's no track limits?
 
2021-03-14 3:52:04 PM  

soupafi: So there's no track limits?


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2021-03-14 3:54:08 PM  

soupafi: So there's no track limits?


Only at Daytona and Talladega. And their implementation has been more trouble than they're worth.
 
2021-03-14 3:56:55 PM  

Jensaarai: soupafi: So there's no track limits?

Only at Daytona and Talladega. And their implementation has been more trouble than they're worth.


I'm surp you're able to go into pit road exit... Seems dangerous if someone is leaving the pits
 
2021-03-14 4:01:40 PM  
Huh, the city of High Point must be a long-term sponsor for the 14. That's like 20 minutes from me and where I'm getting my covid shots.

/Also half the inspiration for Greenpoint from Bless the Harts.
 
2021-03-14 4:10:13 PM  
hamlin sponsored by the miami dolphins this week
 
2021-03-14 4:13:16 PM  
Heh, Idol is still targeting the 48
 
2021-03-14 4:13:33 PM  
Sorry I got back from laundry a couple minutes ago. I didn't mean to! D:
 
2021-03-14 4:13:44 PM  
TIPPED
 
2021-03-14 4:14:20 PM  
The 48 might need an exorcist.
 
2021-03-14 4:15:05 PM  
Well, on the positive side. I will be home on the weekends going forward, so I can watch the races.

On the negative side, I am home on the weekends because my now former employer's client decided to drop the program that I was hired to fill.

That being said, its time to fire up the Wave Motion engine, and split the targeting on the 2, 11, 18 and the 22, and use the beam splitter to sent a clownshoe beam at my former employer.

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2021-03-14 4:22:31 PM  
I don't know how long it'll last, but good on McDowell for making the most out of his sudden fame. He's been a journeyman driver for a loooooooooooooooooooooooooooong time, and it's good to see that he hasn't let this sudden success go to his head.
 
2021-03-14 4:22:50 PM  
Chase from 19 to 5th!
 
2021-03-14 4:23:32 PM  
Also why was this in Sports instead of the normal Discussion area?
 
2021-03-14 4:26:28 PM  
I decided not to bother with the very unreliable fantasy team recommendations that I usually base my picks on (although they make perfect sense at the time they're written) and just pick who I thought might win. And by that I mean i was 2:45 and I wanted to get some time outside before the race.

Elliot starting to overcome the curse of being my fantasy pick to win, Truex maybe not so much.
 
2021-03-14 4:29:52 PM  

The Bestest: The 48 might need an exorcist.


The cumulative radiation exposure from the various Idol tracking systems over the years has basically magnetized it.   Abow is lucky it doesn't spontaneously combust.
 
2021-03-14 4:29:59 PM  
Bubba still on the lead lap and slowly climbing, I like it.
 
2021-03-14 4:30:15 PM  
heeeey, point for Guido
 
2021-03-14 4:30:22 PM  
So is Guido a real racecar driver now?
 
2021-03-14 4:30:30 PM  
Chase by about 0.2" for 4th at the line.
 
2021-03-14 4:32:08 PM  

Warmachine999: Well, on the positive side. I will be home on the weekends going forward, so I can watch the races.

On the negative side, I am home on the weekends because my now former employer's client decided to drop the program that I was hired to fill.

That being said, its time to fire up the Wave Motion engine, and split the targeting on the 2, 11, 18 and the 22, and use the beam splitter to sent a clownshoe beam at my former employer.

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Can you fire one at my former employer as well? I found a new one almost two years ago but I'm still a bit bitter about the sheer level of gaslighting attempts done during my firing.
 
2021-03-14 4:32:44 PM  

EKU Colonel: So is Guido a real racecar driver now?


Always has been. Just burdened with shiat luck and shiat rides most of his career.
 
2021-03-14 4:33:04 PM  

EKU Colonel: So is Guido a real racecar driver now?


::steps quickly and quietly *behind*  Muse, gages expected splatter zone, steps back six more feet::
 
2021-03-14 4:35:59 PM  
The YouTube of Bowyer with the 5 Hour Energy music is classic.
 
2021-03-14 4:39:04 PM  
Fireproof:

Can you fire one at my former employer as well? I found a new one almost two years ago but I'm still a bit bitter about the sheer level of gaslighting attempts done during my firing.
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2021-03-14 4:42:46 PM  
Busted Alfredo
 
2021-03-14 4:42:55 PM  
alfredo's car got creamed
 
2021-03-14 4:43:16 PM  
yeah, that's likely the end of Sketti's day
 
2021-03-14 4:43:30 PM  

Warmachine999: Fireproof:

Can you fire one at my former employer as well? I found a new one almost two years ago but I'm still a bit bitter about the sheer level of gaslighting attempts done during my firing.
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Haha, thanks!
 
2021-03-14 4:53:19 PM  

The Bestest: yeah, that's likely the end of Sketti's day


I second this as his official Fark nickname.
 
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