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2021-03-11 5:27:39 PM  
But Green Eggs and Ham!!
 
2021-03-11 7:17:34 PM  
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2021-03-11 7:43:21 PM  

Mugato: But Green Eggs and Ham!!


Qidiots at work were complaining about pepe le pew the other day.

Yeah, assault is no big deal.
 
2021-03-11 7:46:19 PM  

rga184: Mugato: But Green Eggs and Ham!!

Qidiots at work were complaining about pepe le pew the other day.

Yeah, assault is no big deal.


Although that being said, it would be interesting to take the old cartoons of Le Pew, insert scenes of people telling him, "yo, that's not cool, she doesn't want your attention" at a couple of places, then finish the cartoon with him getting arrested and going to jail.

Not for Saturday morning kids cartoons, but might be fun for the employee training seminars or something.
 
2021-03-11 7:56:29 PM  

rga184: Although that being said, it would be interesting to take the old cartoons of Le Pew, insert scenes of people telling him, "yo, that's not cool, she doesn't want your attention" at a couple of places, then finish the cartoon with him getting arrested and going to jail.


Ok so some old cartoons are not PC. Can we get some perspective?

One year ago: "This virus ain't shiat. It's a hoax perpetrated by.... the entire world to make the President look bad, because he looked so awesome before".

Today: "I'm a senator making six figures a year for doing six week's work per year and I'm going to read 'Green Eggs and Ham' to an empty room because it's not being banned or anything but there are reasons and things and such".
 
2021-03-11 8:24:23 PM  
I would laugh my ass off if by 2022 we had 3% unemployment and GDP yearly growth was 5%, all of it in blue states.

/ this is actually plausible
 
2021-03-11 8:33:49 PM  

Mugato: But Green Eggs and Ham!!


Is that why they turned green!? ew
 
2021-03-11 9:13:34 PM  

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White Dildos only!!!!Sad discrimination!!!
 
2021-03-11 10:21:01 PM  

rga184: Mugato: But Green Eggs and Ham!!

Qidiots at work were complaining about pepe le pew the other day.

Yeah, assault is no big deal.


It isn't a big deal when a fictional skunk tries to f*ck a cat, for exactly the same reasons that it isn't a big deal when a fictional coyote tries to kill and eat a roadrunner.

That said, as with the Seuss books, the GQP's sudden strong interest in how someone else is using their own cartoon skunk is inane and transparently disingenuous.

/it's oddly comforting when politicians and pundits are reduced to that bullshiat
//means they've got nothin' on policy and performance
///feels like the Obama years again
 
2021-03-11 11:20:06 PM  

rga184: Mugato: But Green Eggs and Ham!!

Qidiots at work were complaining about pepe le pew the other day.

Yeah, assault is no big deal.


More zombie accounts everywhere.
 
2021-03-12 12:44:28 AM  
Shouldn't we be thanking Trump ?
/ am I doing it right ?
 
2021-03-12 1:58:13 AM  

Visual Howlaround Title Sequence: I would laugh my ass off if by 2022 we had 3% unemployment and GDP yearly growth was 5%, all of it in blue states.

/ this is actually plausible


When you print an extra 10% of the GDP and tell people to spend it, it's going to have an effect.
 
2021-03-12 6:48:13 AM  
Green Eggs and Ham narrated by the Reverand Jesse Jackson
Youtube A1mqg4C0awA
 
2021-03-12 8:49:11 AM  
How is Biden responsible for decreases in unemployment which are spurred by reopening states?  He literally walked into office after vaccination had already begun.  Moreover, Biden and his compatriots are proponents of the draconian lockdowns which killed jobs in the first place.
 
2021-03-12 9:33:22 AM  
Goldmans Sack does own a big chunk of the Congress so i guess they qualify to make this prediction.
 
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