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2021-03-11 7:42:01 AM  
Prostate health experts say I'm supposed to.
 
2021-03-11 8:03:42 AM  
Conducted by OnePoll on behalf of #LubeLife,

I'm absolutely shocked, flabbergasted, dumbfounded, amazed, confounded, and stupefied that a poll conducted on behalf of a company that sells personal lubricants would reveal that more people are masturbating and having the best orgasms of their lives while doing so with LubeLife products.

#LubeLife. Live your life, lubed.
 
2021-03-11 8:05:22 AM  
Let's join hands and beat off this pandemic!
 
2021-03-11 8:10:10 AM  

Pocket Ninja: Conducted by OnePoll on behalf of #LubeLife,

I'm absolutely shocked, flabbergasted, dumbfounded, amazed, confounded, and stupefied that a poll conducted on behalf of a company that sells personal lubricants would reveal that more people are masturbating and having the best orgasms of their lives while doing so with LubeLife products.

#LubeLife. Live your life, lubed.


Oh, personal lubricants. That explains the moan from my car's engine
 
2021-03-11 8:15:43 AM  
Also a plus, You dont get biatchy or want to cuddle after you are through.
 
2021-03-11 8:15:52 AM  

Circusdog320: Let's join hands and beat off this pandemic!


Yay... we're beating it together!
 
2021-03-11 8:16:30 AM  
I just rubbed one out so I'm really get a tug from....

I've probably written too much.
 
2021-03-11 8:17:46 AM  
I've been reading about how older (55+) people are finding out about Reddits NSFW forums. I don't know why I mention this, it has no bearing on the article at all. Maybe I'll bring this up if there's ever a thread about battery life on iPhones.
 
2021-03-11 8:19:05 AM  
"As soon as lockdown measures are lifted, 37% plan on finally having sex with someone. And that shouldn't be as difficult as before to find a sexual partner since 31% say their standards have significantly lowered when it comes to who they'll have sex with post-pandemic."

Farkers' odds are looking good...despite the goods still looking odd.
 
2021-03-11 8:21:23 AM  

snowybunting: I've been reading about how older (55+) people are finding out about Reddits NSFW forums. I don't know why I mention this, it has no bearing on the article at all. Maybe I'll bring this up if there's ever a thread about battery life on iPhones.


FTA: "the survey aimed to see how the pandemic has affected singles' sex lives and discovered over a quarter (26%) say they are watching more porn during the pandemic."

Lotta older singles too.  Possibly discovering there is more than one category of porn out there.
 
2021-03-11 8:22:36 AM  

Hyjamon: there is more than one category of porn out there.


Go on...
 
2021-03-11 8:23:53 AM  
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2021-03-11 8:24:43 AM  
Paging Bo Burnham, Mr. Burnham to the sticky white courtesy phone...

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2021-03-11 8:25:46 AM  
This is not what I meant when I wished to be 'Shacked up with identical twins for a year'
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2021-03-11 8:31:20 AM  
Older singles, discovering? Who do you think created all those listserves thirty-plus years ago. I'm sorry but the 55+ crowd founded pornography online. Without ads and on dial-up.

You kids with your multiple HD videos, you'll never know the joy of watching one perfect image load.
 
2021-03-11 8:31:54 AM  
I've been "distributing free literature" at the same rate as before. I'm not sure why I would do it more. Is corona erotic?

Maybe people are being bitten by spiders more often
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2021-03-11 8:32:12 AM  
As far as being lonelier goes I haven't. Been over 25 years and counting so this pandemic is nothing really to me. In a way I've been healthier then a lot of others because no kids, no wife, and no other avenues of having the virus come in to my home. It's really kind of nice actually and if things get too lonely there's some Sear's catalogs in the attic that can handle things well. I should write a program that puts images behind a pay TV scamble pattern and make it a game for people from the 80's. That could sell maybe....
 
2021-03-11 8:39:23 AM  
Put all hope out of your mind. And masturbate as little as possible, it drains the strength!
 
2021-03-11 8:41:29 AM  
True. I've masturbated out of sheer boredom this past year.
 
2021-03-11 8:42:08 AM  
3 times a day?  For dudes, Is that where you feel the orgasm but nothing comes out territory yet?
 
2021-03-11 8:43:25 AM  

SuperSeriousMan: Hyjamon: there is more than one category of porn out there.

Go on...


I would but it does take scrolling thru 150 pages of incest porn to find anything else.

Who has time for all that?
 
2021-03-11 8:44:00 AM  

thealgorerhythm: Put all hope out of your mind. And masturbate as little as possible, it drains the strength!


This sounds like a lot of modern stoicism essays on YouTube lately.

/'broicism'
 
2021-03-11 8:44:24 AM  

Netrngr: Also a plus, You dont get biatchy or want to cuddle after you are through.


I've never had a sex toy ask me, "So where are we going with this?" Solo FTW.
 
2021-03-11 8:46:28 AM  

Cheron: You kids with your multiple HD videos, you'll never know the joy of watching one perfect image load.


One line at a time, for several minutes.
 
2021-03-11 8:46:38 AM  

Cheron: Older singles, discovering? Who do you think created all those listserves thirty-plus years ago. I'm sorry but the nerdy 55+ crowd founded pornography online. Without ads and on dial-up.

You kids with your multiple HD videos, you'll never know the joy of watching one perfect image load.


FTFY
..it is their fellow 55+ idiots that are just now finding both porn and qanon.

/downloaded gifs from BBS
//adjusts dial-up tone on modem to be quiet
///never found woods porn
 
2021-03-11 8:50:00 AM  

mcsiegs: 3 times a day?  For dudes, Is that where you feel the orgasm but nothing comes out territory yet?


that typically starts to happen around 7-10 in a 24 hr period.

Can't find the clip, but there is a standup that described such a scenario that ended when he reached a point that he was "cumming dust"
 
2021-03-11 8:52:27 AM  

Zik-Zak: thealgorerhythm: Put all hope out of your mind. And masturbate as little as possible, it drains the strength!

This sounds like a lot of modern stoicism essays on YouTube lately.

/'broicism'


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It's the free advice the warden gives to Steve McQueen when he enters prison in Papillon.
 
2021-03-11 8:54:18 AM  
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2021-03-11 8:54:44 AM  
As soon as lockdown measures are lifted, 37% plan on finally having sex with someone. And that shouldn't be as difficult as before to find a sexual partner since 31% say their standards have significantly lowered when it comes to who they'll have sex with post-pandemic. Surprisingly, three in 10 have already hooked up with someone that they'd normally NEVER go for.

No wonder you're single.

Hyjamon: FTA: "the survey aimed to see how the pandemic has affected singles' sex lives and discovered over a quarter (26%) say they are watching more porn during the pandemic."
Lotta older singles too.  Possibly discovering there is more than one category of porn out there.


Why the fark are you promoting internet porn? You think this adds something to our lives? No, porn is the reason we fark people we don't like, using toys we've never seen before, so that we can live a life as exciting and worthwhile as those of porn stars ?? Because if life without porn is OK, why shouldn't we add all that repressed lust to it too--it makes us better consumers, of other people, as well as merchandise.

Porn as a substitute for real relationships is some pretty warped shiat there. coach. Because it's not real and even though it uses real people, it's about as close to real life as The Simpsons. .
No wonder nobody can deal with an actual relationship anymore--they love themselves more anyway, so why bother dealing with somebody else, when you can masturbate in all the colors of the rainbow?  Now that's a well-lived life.

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2021-03-11 8:57:10 AM  
So in that article about Covid safety guidelines, "use the self-checkout" wasn't an euphemism?  My bad.
 
2021-03-11 8:59:01 AM  
In related news, it today is National Worship of Tools Day
 
2021-03-11 8:59:09 AM  

cryinoutloud: Why the fark are you promoting internet porn? You think this adds something to our lives? No, porn is the reason we fark people we don't like, using toys we've never seen before, so that we can live a life as exciting and worthwhile as those of porn stars ??


Lighten up, Francis.
 
2021-03-11 9:02:06 AM  
cryinoutloud:

Porn as a substitute for real relationships is some pretty warped shiat there. coach. Because it's not real and even though it uses real people, it's about as close to real life as The Simpsons. .

Sure you read the same article as the rest of us?
 
2021-03-11 9:03:43 AM  

cryinoutloud: As soon as lockdown measures are lifted, 37% plan on finally having sex with someone. And that shouldn't be as difficult as before to find a sexual partner since 31% say their standards have significantly lowered when it comes to who they'll have sex with post-pandemic. Surprisingly, three in 10 have already hooked up with someone that they'd normally NEVER go for.

No wonder you're single.

Hyjamon: FTA: "the survey aimed to see how the pandemic has affected singles' sex lives and discovered over a quarter (26%) say they are watching more porn during the pandemic."
Lotta older singles too.  Possibly discovering there is more than one category of porn out there.

Why the fark are you promoting internet porn? You think this adds something to our lives? No, porn is the reason we fark people we don't like, using toys we've never seen before, so that we can live a life as exciting and worthwhile as those of porn stars ?? Because if life without porn is OK, why shouldn't we add all that repressed lust to it too--it makes us better consumers, of other people, as well as merchandise.

Porn as a substitute for real relationships is some pretty warped shiat there. coach. Because it's not real and even though it uses real people, it's about as close to real life as The Simpsons. .
No wonder nobody can deal with an actual relationship anymore--they love themselves more anyway, so why bother dealing with somebody else, when you can masturbate in all the colors of the rainbow?  Now that's a well-lived life.

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I am stroking it reading your words.
Say more.
 
2021-03-11 9:09:24 AM  

Ianman: cryinoutloud: As soon as lockdown measures are lifted, 37% plan on finally having sex with someone. And that shouldn't be as difficult as before to find a sexual partner since 31% say their standards have significantly lowered when it comes to who they'll have sex with post-pandemic. Surprisingly, three in 10 have already hooked up with someone that they'd normally NEVER go for.

No wonder you're single.

Hyjamon: FTA: "the survey aimed to see how the pandemic has affected singles' sex lives and discovered over a quarter (26%) say they are watching more porn during the pandemic."
Lotta older singles too.  Possibly discovering there is more than one category of porn out there.

Why the fark are you promoting internet porn? You think this adds something to our lives? No, porn is the reason we fark people we don't like, using toys we've never seen before, so that we can live a life as exciting and worthwhile as those of porn stars ?? Because if life without porn is OK, why shouldn't we add all that repressed lust to it too--it makes us better consumers, of other people, as well as merchandise.

Porn as a substitute for real relationships is some pretty warped shiat there. coach. Because it's not real and even though it uses real people, it's about as close to real life as The Simpsons. .
No wonder nobody can deal with an actual relationship anymore--they love themselves more anyway, so why bother dealing with somebody else, when you can masturbate in all the colors of the rainbow?  Now that's a well-lived life.

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I am stroking it reading your words.
Say more.


I discovered I had a kinky contrarian streak when I read Andrea Dworkin. I would read her antipornography writing, get all het up, and go pounce on my boyfriend. He was a happy man, if a slightly confused one.
 
2021-03-11 9:11:55 AM  

Aardvark Inc.: Paging Bo Burnham, Mr. Burnham to the sticky white courtesy phone...

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I think you're violating a certain Farker's copyright.
 
2021-03-11 9:12:44 AM  
Get Hard on covid! Come together!
 
2021-03-11 9:16:57 AM  
Three times a day? Wow. Not since I was a teenager.

A nice "O" late in the evening is a good sleep aid for when you need it.
 
2021-03-11 9:17:22 AM  
How Quarantine started:

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2021-03-11 9:24:47 AM  
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2021-03-11 9:24:47 AM  

snowybunting: I've been reading about how older (55+) people are finding out about Reddits NSFW forums. I don't know why I mention this, it has no bearing on the article at all. Maybe I'll bring this up if there's ever a thread about battery life on iPhones.


We older folks have always known about porn, we're just delighted that it's so ubiquitous and easily available compared to when we were young.  We had to grow up with woods porn.  Even when the Internet started we had to wait half an hour to download a single crappy .BMP image.  No HD video, no audio, no nuthin'.
 
2021-03-11 9:26:26 AM  
Well last year I was gonna get back out in the dating scene after a few years hiatus and working on me and some projects around the house. But covid oh well guess I'll put it off til I get my shot. I'm just sad my roommate and her cat moved out, miss those two buttheads😁
But I have kept busy and stuff so trying not dwell too much on being lonely even though the old roommate checks up on me a lot.
 
2021-03-11 9:27:08 AM  

hlehmann: snowybunting: I've been reading about how older (55+) people are finding out about Reddits NSFW forums. I don't know why I mention this, it has no bearing on the article at all. Maybe I'll bring this up if there's ever a thread about battery life on iPhones.

We older folks have always known about porn, we're just delighted that it's so ubiquitous and easily available compared to when we were young.  We had to grow up with woods porn.  Even when the Internet started we had to wait half an hour to download a single crappy .BMP image.  No HD video, no audio, no nuthin'.


If this pandemic had hit in 1980 the demand for Sears catalogs would have been massive
 
2021-03-11 9:38:18 AM  

hlehmann: snowybunting: I've been reading about how older (55+) people are finding out about Reddits NSFW forums. I don't know why I mention this, it has no bearing on the article at all. Maybe I'll bring this up if there's ever a thread about battery life on iPhones.

We older folks have always known about porn, we're just delighted that it's so ubiquitous and easily available compared to when we were young.  We had to grow up with woods porn.  Even when the Internet started we had to wait half an hour to download a single crappy .BMP image.  No HD video, no audio, no nuthin'.


I (vividly) recall stomping thru the woods by my house as a kid, hoping to find a renegade Hustler or Playboy. Sometimes we got lucky and the pages weren't torn out. In 9th grade, I talked my buddy into wearing his sisters dress to buy a Playboy at the downtown newsstand. We really wanted the Debra Jo Fondren PMOY issue.
 
2021-03-11 9:44:53 AM  
3 times a day? I'm sorry, if you're jerking off three times a day for over a year, your dick would look like you took a belt sander to it.
 
2021-03-11 9:50:44 AM  
I spent my teen years loving my body. Of course, it was tough love.
 
2021-03-11 10:16:48 AM  

The Madd Mann: 3 times a day? I'm sorry, if you're jerking off three times a day for over a year, your dick would look like you took a belt sander to it.


I think you're doing it wrong.

Did you whittle a DIY oak pocket pussy or something?
 
2021-03-11 10:17:50 AM  

The Madd Mann: 3 times a day? I'm sorry, if you're jerking off three times a day for over a year, your dick would look like you took a belt sander to it.


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should last the average farker a few months.
 
2021-03-11 10:19:21 AM  

MurphyMurphy: The Madd Mann: 3 times a day? I'm sorry, if you're jerking off three times a day for over a year, your dick would look like you took a belt sander to it.

I think you're doing it wrong.

Did you whittle a DIY oak pocket pussy or something?


modified wooden toilet roller?
 
2021-03-11 10:24:10 AM  

The Madd Mann: 3 times a day? I'm sorry, if you're jerking off three times a day for over a year, your dick would look like you took a belt sander to it.


Bro, at least spit in your palm.
 
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