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(The Smoking Gun)   Everything you ever wanted to know about taking a whiz in space   ( divider line
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5779 clicks; posted to Main » on 07 Feb 2002 at 12:55 PM (16 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2002-02-07 01:00:45 PM  
Please send my Yard-of-Beef into space...
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Its not a "vein laden meat pipe" but close enough (via boing boing
2002-02-07 01:03:40 PM  
Yard-o-Beef. LOL.
2002-02-07 01:05:21 PM  
I thought they just laid newspapers on the walls.....
2002-02-07 01:08:02 PM  
I'll pass on the catheter, thanks.
2002-02-07 01:22:44 PM  
Things not to put on my willy.
1. Mayonnaise
2. A Catheter
2002-02-07 01:31:55 PM  
is it a safe cost-effective form of propulsion in zero grav?
2002-02-07 01:33:58 PM  
I need documentation on the physics of a zero gravity pearl necklace.
2002-02-07 01:55:46 PM  
Read and obey:
2002-02-07 02:03:56 PM  
Jebus hells, the page is full of talk about catheters.

I echo the sentiments of scoots and burrdog.

That, and any article referencing catheters should be clearly marked NOT SAFE FOR ONE DAMN SOUL ON THE PLANET. Or in space.
2002-02-07 02:24:30 PM  
I like how they keep on using the term "void".
2002-02-07 02:25:30 PM  
My only advice is:

Don't piss into the sun. the steam will burn you!
2002-02-07 04:26:50 PM  
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2002-02-07 05:08:47 PM  
BRB - I gotta go void.
2002-02-07 05:33:10 PM  
Did everyone else decide to stop reading upon the first instance of the word "catheter"?
2002-02-07 07:23:56 PM  
i love the solid scientific advice at the beginning of the instructions for girls.... 'pee before you go' i guess old mom-advice stands true...
2002-02-07 07:42:30 PM  
no no it is a condom catheter. Main complains are reduced sensation... This line gets me tho

"This catheter has low elasticity, and may not fit during all times of the day" forgive the spelling errors for some reason I can not cut and paste off that site
2002-02-07 07:44:03 PM  
NASA knows dick!
2002-02-07 11:47:06 PM  
anyone have advise on how to use a penis-pump in space??
2002-02-08 02:52:20 PM  
testing as per advice of FarkQ
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