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(UEFA Champions League)   Champions League round of 16 leg 2 start today. Juventus - Porto and Dortmund - Sevilla are the matches today. For us in the states the games are on either CBS Sports or TUDN. Games start at 3pm ET   (uefa.com) divider line
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2021-03-09 2:46:11 PM  
Roberto Martinez on Pirlo: "If you were such a popular and important player for the club, you should get more time to learn how to be the coach."

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2021-03-09 2:58:14 PM  
Going with Dortmund/Sevilla.  BVB can't defend for shiat and I expect Sevilla to make a game of it.  The gap is not insurmountable.
 
2021-03-09 3:00:07 PM  
The excellent Dutch ref Björn Kuipers in the middle for the Juve - Porto game.
 
2021-03-09 3:02:48 PM  
The 4th official from the racist blow up with PSG has been suspended for unprofessional conduct but not racist actions

https://www.bbc.com/sport/football/56​3​24875
 
2021-03-09 3:03:08 PM  

Trocadero: Roberto Martinez on Pirlo: "If you were such a popular and important player for the club, you should get more time to learn how to be the coach."

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The coaching carousel at Chelsea does not give anyone a chance to learn anything.
 
2021-03-09 3:04:41 PM  
Marchesín with a point blank save on Morata.
 
2021-03-09 3:04:45 PM  
2:30 and Sevilla already with a shot on goal.

If they didn't have Haaland, they'd be fighting relegation with defending like that.
 
2021-03-09 3:06:11 PM  
In case you missed it yesterday, the 4th official that started the row in PSG-Basaksehir match in December has been suspended for the remainder of the season for his unprofessional behavior and he was ordered to attend further training. UEFA did not him to be racist, but determined that he did violate rules on official conduct.
 
2021-03-09 3:07:22 PM  
Porto with a huge chance
 
2021-03-09 3:08:39 PM  
Szczensy with a save and then the header off the bar for Porto.
 
2021-03-09 3:09:01 PM  

whither_apophis: The 4th official from the racist blow up with PSG has been suspended for unprofessional conduct but not racist actions

https://www.bbc.com/sport/football/563​24875


See, I start typing, answer a phone call, and then this happens
 
2021-03-09 3:09:40 PM  
Has Fark hired Peacock to do the posting?
 
2021-03-09 3:10:39 PM  
Juve and Porto are trying to win this in the first 15 minutes
 
2021-03-09 3:12:59 PM  
Watching Juve reminds me yet again why I hate Ronaldo. Leg dragging to draw contact, nodding when its called, the smug look on his face at all times
 
2021-03-09 3:17:47 PM  
PK for Porto!
 
2021-03-09 3:18:48 PM  

whither_apophis: PK for Porto!


Oh pleeeeease.  I want Crynaldo tears.
 
2021-03-09 3:19:02 PM  
PK to Porto.
Tarem tripped by Demiral.
 
2021-03-09 3:19:09 PM  
Come on Porto!

Juve needs 3 to win now
 
2021-03-09 3:19:10 PM  
0-1 Porto, 1-3 agg
 
2021-03-09 3:19:54 PM  
Sevilla dominating.  Haaland hasn't touched the ball.
 
2021-03-09 3:19:56 PM  
"Ronaldo steps up to take the PK before being told it'd would be an own goal'
 
2021-03-09 3:20:13 PM  
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2021-03-09 3:20:15 PM  
Oliveira gets the important away goal.
0-1
1-3 aggregat
 
2021-03-09 3:20:22 PM  
If Dortmund can't hang onto their aggregate lead after Sevilla's collapse in Spain, they don't deserve to win a thing this year.
 
2021-03-09 3:21:47 PM  

Trocadero: [portoalities.com image 325x487]


Love me some port. My birth year was an excellent vintage and my family chipped in to get me a bottle on my 40th birthday
 
2021-03-09 3:23:12 PM  
Robinho's nine-year jail sentence has been upheld by an appeals court in Milan. He better spend every nanosecond of that sentence behind bars.
 
2021-03-09 3:27:29 PM  
Morata denied again
 
2021-03-09 3:31:09 PM  

Princip's Sandwich: Robinho's nine-year jail sentence has been upheld by an appeals court in Milan. He better spend every nanosecond of that sentence behind bars.


He better never leave Brazil for a county with an extradition treaty with Italy
 
2021-03-09 3:32:39 PM  
head collision
 
2021-03-09 3:33:10 PM  
Demirol cracks heads with Pepe.
OOOUuuuuuuch.
 
2021-03-09 3:35:11 PM  
Pepe grunt. Pepe fine
 
2021-03-09 3:37:38 PM  
Haaland scored, missed the play tho
 
2021-03-09 3:37:45 PM  
Shamefully passive defending from Sevilla and Haaland with a tap-in.  Looks like game over for the Andalusians.
 
2021-03-09 3:40:01 PM  

whither_apophis: Haaland scored, missed the play tho


Heating up your lunch?
 
2021-03-09 3:43:35 PM  
Otavio, hit in the face...grabs the back of his head
 
2021-03-09 3:44:50 PM  

Chimpy McSquirrel: whither_apophis: Haaland scored, missed the play tho

Heating up your lunch?


ha! no, just poorly timed switching between games
 
2021-03-09 3:45:30 PM  

dietbubba: Otavio, hit in the face...grabs the back of his head


I think it might be from hitting his the back of his head on the ground.
 
2021-03-09 4:02:20 PM  
Kosovo's threatening to not play against Spain because Spain doesn't recognize Kosovo as a country, calling them the "Territory of Kosovo". There also seems to be a fuss on the Spanish camp about playing the Kosovar anthem or displaying their flag as an equal, due to politics.

This is a problem, as the 2022 World Cup qualifying group for Kosovo and Spain also contains Georgia and Greece, who don't recognize Kosovo either.
 
2021-03-09 4:08:50 PM  
Haaland scores again to start the 2nd half.
From the tightest of angles.
 
2021-03-09 4:09:48 PM  
So is there a goal or a pk or both?
 
2021-03-09 4:10:02 PM  

Chimpy McSquirrel: Haaland scores again to start the 2nd half.
From the tightest of angles.


He's gonna look good at Bayern.
/and Juve scores
 
2021-03-09 4:10:15 PM  
Juve gets 1, needs 2 more
 
2021-03-09 4:10:24 PM  
No goal, pk before... I think
 
2021-03-09 4:11:34 PM  
Chiesa pulls one back for Juve.
Beautiful pass by Bonnuci to set everything up.
1-1
2-3 aggregate
 
2021-03-09 4:11:39 PM  
NO pk gol for you!
 
2021-03-09 4:12:28 PM  
Keeper off the line, redo ... chaos in Dortmund
 
2021-03-09 4:12:31 PM  

Trocadero: Chimpy McSquirrel: Haaland scores again to start the 2nd half.
From the tightest of angles.

He's gonna look good at Bayern.
/and Juve scores


I really hope he doesn't go to Bayern.
That would confirm all the worst of the Bundesliga.
 
2021-03-09 4:13:25 PM  
Now it's goooooooooooooool  Haaland 2
 
2021-03-09 4:14:05 PM  
he came real close to stopping

now a yellow to ... people
 
2021-03-09 4:15:55 PM  
Sounds like Haaland was a dick to Bono after scoring, so Sevilla got pissed.
 
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