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(TMZ)   Bam Margera gets a staph infection from going in a hot tub after getting a new tattoo like a jackass   ( divider line
    More: Dumbass, Bam Margera, Tattoo, Tough lesson, hot tubs, staph infection, hospital stay, Jackass Number Two, Staphylococcus aureus  
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2021-03-08 7:08:57 PM  
9 votes:
Too bad he couldn't have started his career on a show called Sensible.
2021-03-08 6:58:20 PM  
8 votes:
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2021-03-08 6:59:41 PM  
7 votes:

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hard 43

2021-03-08 5:55:47 PM  
7 votes:
Is the tub okay?  I will never believe the tub was more bacterially hazardous than he was before he got in.
2021-03-08 7:56:12 PM  
2 votes:

Uncle Pooky: soupafi: I'm surprised he's still alive.

Not for lack of trying

I remember seeing Steve-O saying Bam needs to slow down or he'll die. Imagine that. farking Steve-O saying you're doing too much drugs.
2021-03-08 7:48:04 PM  
2 votes:
Did you ever play that game with someone to find out who is THE LAST PERSON ON YOUR MIND? Each person tried to think of someone less important until you think of someone so obscure that you can barely remember anything, and nobody else knows them either.

LIke I will say Golan--Globus. And you say Twiggy. And I say Rex Reed. But see, we don't have a winner yet. You say, George Plimpton. I say Linda Lavin. You say Bam Margera.  And you win.

OK. Next round. I say Steven Weed.  You say.....
2021-03-08 5:35:37 PM  
2 votes:
Any hot tub he's been within a mile of should be tossed into a blast furnace.

Human stew pots.
2021-03-09 12:08:52 PM  
1 vote:

The Pope of Manwich Village: Too bad he couldn't have started his career on a show called Sensible.

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2021-03-09 11:09:02 AM  
1 vote:
Honestly surprised he didn't get a Pseudomonas infection since it was a hot tub.
-Pseudomonas: looks neon green when it grows on a plate and smells like juicy fruit gum, loves hot tubs, also a super awful evil bacterial infection to get.
2021-03-09 7:00:10 AM  
1 vote:

TeddyRooseveltsMustache: Bam Margera is the Kid Rock of venereal disease...... Which is saying something, because I'm pretty sure Kid Rock has a venereal disease....

Kid Rock IS a venereal disease.
2021-03-08 6:58:08 PM  
1 vote:

NewportBarGuy: I'm shocked he's lasted this long after Ryan wrapped himself and a friend around a tree.

That was a tragic loss...

...of a Porsche 911 GT3.
2021-03-08 5:48:30 PM  
1 vote:
I'm shocked he's lasted this long after Ryan wrapped himself and a friend around a tree.
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