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2021-03-08 4:45:02 PM  
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2021-03-08 4:45:29 PM  
Harry is built like a brick shiathouse. LOL.
 
2021-03-08 4:49:25 PM  
Dear Charlie Kirk: Prince Harry served, and got as close to front lines as he could as the heir.
 
2021-03-08 4:51:58 PM  
Kirk's about as soft as one of those squeeze toys where everything pops out.

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2021-03-08 4:53:29 PM  

Myrdinn: Dear Charlie Kirk: Prince Harry served, and got as close to front lines as he could as the heir.


republican bravery is inversely proportional to their distance from their target.
 
2021-03-08 4:54:58 PM  
Prince Harry served in the Army for ten years, rising to the rank of Captain and undertaking two tours of Afghanistan. He continues to work in support of his fellow servicemen, promoting support for wounded men and women as they adapt to life post-injury.

Prince Harry passed his Regular Commissions Board (RCB), the qualification necessary to train at Sandhurst, in September 2004.

The RCB enables senior Army assessors to find those best suited for training. The Board is demanding, and consists of a number of tests and tasks designed to assess mental, physical and emotional aptitude.

Prince Harry entered The Royal Military Academy Sandhurst in May 2005 to begin his training as an Officer Cadet.
During the 44-week training course in Camberley, Surrey, Prince Harry was known as Officer Cadet Wales. The course is highly demanding and involves both theory and tough physical training.

On 25th January 2006, Clarence House announced that Prince Harry was to join the Blues and Royals.
Following the successful completion of the course, Prince Harry was commissioned as an Army officer on Wednesday, 12th April 2006. The Queen, accompanied by The Duke of Edinburgh, took the salute at the Sovereign's Parade at The Royal Military Academy Sandhurst.

The Prince of Wales and The Duchess of Cornwall also attended the Parade to see Prince Harry's Passing Out, as the commissioning is known. Prince William was also there as an officer cadet.

Prince Harry joined his regiment on 8th May 2006, before reporting to The Armour Centre at Bovington in Dorset to begin the Troop Leaders' Course, his special-to-arm training to become an armoured reconnaissance troop leader. This second phase of his preparatory training included instruction in signals, driving and maintenance, and gunnery.

On completion of the Troop Leaders' Course in October 2006, Prince Harry rejoined his regiment in Windsor, and was responsible for a troop of 11 soldiers and four Scimitar reconnaissance vehicles.
On 28th February 2008 The Ministry of Defence confirmed that Prince Harry had been serving with the British Army in Helmand, Afghanistan for more than two months.

At the time, Clarence House issued the following statement: "Prince Harry is very proud to serve his country on operations alongside his fellow soldiers and to do the job he has been trained for."

On 13th April 2008, Prince Harry was promoted to the rank of Lieutenant with The Household Cavalry (Blues and Royals).

What the fark has Charlie 'tiny face' Kirk done?

Oh yeah. Nothing.

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2021-03-08 4:56:31 PM  
 Republicans are outstandingly insecure in their sexuility.
 
2021-03-08 4:57:56 PM  

Znuh: What the fark has Charlie 'tiny face' Kirk done?


He wore a diaper on a college campus to prove that he is a whiny baby, or something.
 
2021-03-08 5:04:03 PM  
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2021-03-08 5:06:12 PM  
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2021-03-08 5:36:06 PM  
Right-wingers are suddenly very pro-monarchy.
 
2021-03-08 5:36:51 PM  
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Truly an alpha male.
 
2021-03-08 5:38:31 PM  
As the son of a British Army soldier, Charlie Kirk can suck my knob.

Prince Harry is a competent soldier and damn good helicopter pilot.

You, Chuck, would drown in your own urine and tears if you tried even half of what he has accomplished.
 
2021-03-08 5:38:36 PM  
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2021-03-08 5:38:57 PM  
Being a well-dressed, polite, intellectual person doesn't make someone wimpy. It's being those things in lieu of the manly stuff and Harry seems to have both. But it doesn't matter. Anyone who actually uses beta/alpha seriously is not to be taken seriously. If memory serves the concept barely applies to the study of wolves and only to humans in the psycho comic book minds of the people that still use it.
 
2021-03-08 5:39:02 PM  
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2021-03-08 5:39:25 PM  
I'd gladly pay for the PPV where he says that to his face.
 
2021-03-08 5:40:06 PM  

Original: Original Tweet:

JasonSCampbell: Charlie Kirk says Meghan Markle is "making it up like Jussie Smollett" and calls Prince Harry a "metrosexual beta male" https://t.co/0qyVetmwrs


Making what up?  The British press has been absolutely brutal towards Markle, from the "Slave marries Royalty" headlines to side-eyeing bullshiat by breathlessly covering what awful people her family is then associating that behaviour to her.

It was absolutely abhorrent.
 
2021-03-08 5:40:22 PM  
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2021-03-08 5:40:33 PM  
I'm forever embarrassed that they keep saying shiat like alpha and beta years after the only scientifically acceptable use of that dynamic are omegaverse erotic fan fictions.
 
2021-03-08 5:41:40 PM  

Frederf: Being a well-dressed, polite, intellectual person doesn't make someone wimpy. It's being those things in lieu of the manly stuff and Harry seems to have both. But it doesn't matter. Anyone who actually uses beta/alpha seriously is not to be taken seriously. If memory serves the concept barely applies to the study of wolves and only to humans in the psycho comic book minds of the people that still use it.


Your memory is slightly faulty, the author that led to the terms alpha and beta wolf completely renounced that portion of his work and stated his theory was wrong and damaging to both society and wolves.
 
2021-03-08 5:41:53 PM  

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omg he's lactating!
 
2021-03-08 5:42:13 PM  
I think you lose a bit of credibility commenting on being metrosexual as you brush the bangs from your eyes unironically.
 
2021-03-08 5:42:40 PM  

Frederf: Being a well-dressed, polite, intellectual person doesn't make someone wimpy. It's being those things in lieu of the manly stuff and Harry seems to have both. But it doesn't matter. Anyone who actually uses beta/alpha seriously is not to be taken seriously. If memory serves the concept barely applies to the study of wolves and only to humans in the psycho comic book minds of the people that still use it.


This.  The researcher who originally did the study that found alpha/beta behavior in wolves later discovered that the behavior was purely the result of the wolves being kept in captivity, and no such behavior occurs in wild wolves.  He spent the rest of his life debunking his own study.

/Charlie Kirk looks like he desperately wants to get knotted
 
2021-03-08 5:45:12 PM  
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2021-03-08 5:45:19 PM  
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2021-03-08 5:46:05 PM  

Elliot8654: As the son of a British Army soldier, Charlie Kirk can suck my knob.

Prince Harry is a competent soldier and damn good helicopter pilot.

You, Chuck, would drown in your own urine and tears if you tried even half of what he has accomplished.


I thought Harry drove tanks, and William was the pilot?
 
2021-03-08 5:46:06 PM  
if that poor boy's eyes could get any closer together he'd be a cross-eyed cyclops
 
2021-03-08 5:46:33 PM  

Znuh: Prince Harry served in the Army for ten years, rising to the rank of Captain and undertaking two tours of Afghanistan. He continues to work in support of his fellow servicemen, promoting support for wounded men and women as they adapt to life post-injury.

Prince Harry passed his Regular Commissions Board (RCB), the qualification necessary to train at Sandhurst, in September 2004.

The RCB enables senior Army assessors to find those best suited for training. The Board is demanding, and consists of a number of tests and tasks designed to assess mental, physical and emotional aptitude.

Prince Harry entered The Royal Military Academy Sandhurst in May 2005 to begin his training as an Officer Cadet.
During the 44-week training course in Camberley, Surrey, Prince Harry was known as Officer Cadet Wales. The course is highly demanding and involves both theory and tough physical training.

On 25th January 2006, Clarence House announced that Prince Harry was to join the Blues and Royals.
Following the successful completion of the course, Prince Harry was commissioned as an Army officer on Wednesday, 12th April 2006. The Queen, accompanied by The Duke of Edinburgh, took the salute at the Sovereign's Parade at The Royal Military Academy Sandhurst.

The Prince of Wales and The Duchess of Cornwall also attended the Parade to see Prince Harry's Passing Out, as the commissioning is known. Prince William was also there as an officer cadet.

Prince Harry joined his regiment on 8th May 2006, before reporting to The Armour Centre at Bovington in Dorset to begin the Troop Leaders' Course, his special-to-arm training to become an armoured reconnaissance troop leader. This second phase of his preparatory training included instruction in signals, driving and maintenance, and gunnery.

On completion of the Troop Leaders' Course in October 2006, Prince Harry rejoined his regiment in Windsor, and was responsible for a troop of 11 soldiers and four Scimitar reconnaissance vehicles.
On 28th February 2008 The Ministry of Defence confirmed that Prince Harry had been serving with the British Army in Helmand, Afghanistan for more than two months.

At the time, Clarence House issued the following statement: "Prince Harry is very proud to serve his country on operations alongside his fellow soldiers and to do the job he has been trained for."

On 13th April 2008, Prince Harry was promoted to the rank of Lieutenant with The Household Cavalry (Blues and Royals).

What the fark has Charlie 'tiny face' Kirk done?

Oh yeah. Nothing.

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The man qualified for Apache AH-64 gunships - you don't get to do that just because you are royalty, he earned that regardless of the rumors at the time. I doubt Kirk could spell "helicopter" let alone be capable of flying one or brave enough to fly into combat of any kind.
 
2021-03-08 5:46:58 PM  

Original: Original Tweet:

JasonSCampbell: Charlie Kirk says Meghan Markle is "making it up like Jussie Smollett" and calls Prince Harry a "metrosexual beta male" https://t.co/0qyVetmwrs


Everything is projection with these pieces of sh*t
 
2021-03-08 5:47:12 PM  
Maybe Harry can come on over with that diplomatic immunity he's got. Maybe take care of a few problems we have.
 
2021-03-08 5:47:28 PM  
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obviously visage envy.
 
2021-03-08 5:47:46 PM  
we even have tiny bags of dicks for you.

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2021-03-08 5:47:55 PM  
This is who Harry the alleged beta has sex with. A LOT.
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Methinks Kirk is suffering from penis envy. 
// This post is cromulent because some gamma cuck said that Harry is a beta and I am making a political-esque point.
 
2021-03-08 5:48:47 PM  
Yeah, real low-energy vibes coming off this guy...

Dramatic moment Prince Harry runs for his helicopter during Afghanistan interview
Youtube 6R4X7OeL3Mc
 
2021-03-08 5:49:07 PM  

petec: Elliot8654: As the son of a British Army soldier, Charlie Kirk can suck my knob.

Prince Harry is a competent soldier and damn good helicopter pilot.

You, Chuck, would drown in your own urine and tears if you tried even half of what he has accomplished.

I thought Harry drove tanks, and William was the pilot?


They both flew, and both were quite good from what I have heard.

/Dad was in REME.
/Prince Phillip wanted to drive a tank, so he got to drive, and my dad was his director.
///Phil didn't listen and crashed my dad's tank into a guard house.
 
2021-03-08 5:49:29 PM  

Myrdinn: Dear Charlie Kirk: Prince Harry served, and got as close to front lines as he could as the heir.


And his wife is hot
 
2021-03-08 5:50:32 PM  
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2021-03-08 5:50:42 PM  
Harry should slap the shiat outta him with a glove. Usually there'd be a duel after that. But the empty glove slap should drop this wuss to the floor crying and screaming about how his lawyer is gonna get Harry back for the savage assault.
 
2021-03-08 5:51:18 PM  
Curious as to how many days lil chuck has done in uniform? Pretty sure I already know.
 
2021-03-08 5:51:32 PM  
Shatner should kick Charlie's ass for ruining the good name Kirk.
 
2021-03-08 5:52:19 PM  
"Metrosexual beta male" - yeah, I'm sure that insult really hits Harry hard.
 
2021-03-08 5:53:41 PM  
They're just jealous because Harry is brave, handsome, wealthy, accomplished, and living his life the way HE wants to, with his equally beautiful, wealthy, accomplished wife and their kids.
 
2021-03-08 5:53:48 PM  

Znuh: Prince Harry served in the Army for ten years, rising to the rank of Captain and undertaking two tours of Afghanistan. He continues to work in support of his fellow servicemen, promoting support for wounded men and women as they adapt to life post-injury.

Prince Harry passed his Regular Commissions Board (RCB), the qualification necessary to train at Sandhurst, in September 2004.

The RCB enables senior Army assessors to find those best suited for training. The Board is demanding, and consists of a number of tests and tasks designed to assess mental, physical and emotional aptitude.

Prince Harry entered The Royal Military Academy Sandhurst in May 2005 to begin his training as an Officer Cadet.
During the 44-week training course in Camberley, Surrey, Prince Harry was known as Officer Cadet Wales. The course is highly demanding and involves both theory and tough physical training.

On 25th January 2006, Clarence House announced that Prince Harry was to join the Blues and Royals.
Following the successful completion of the course, Prince Harry was commissioned as an Army officer on Wednesday, 12th April 2006. The Queen, accompanied by The Duke of Edinburgh, took the salute at the Sovereign's Parade at The Royal Military Academy Sandhurst.

The Prince of Wales and The Duchess of Cornwall also attended the Parade to see Prince Harry's Passing Out, as the commissioning is known. Prince William was also there as an officer cadet.

Prince Harry joined his regiment on 8th May 2006, before reporting to The Armour Centre at Bovington in Dorset to begin the Troop Leaders' Course, his special-to-arm training to become an armoured reconnaissance troop leader. This second phase of his preparatory training included instruction in signals, driving and maintenance, and gunnery.

On completion of the Troop Leaders' Course in October 2006, Prince Harry rejoined his regiment in Windsor, and was responsible for a troop of 11 soldiers and four Scimitar reconnaissance vehicles.
On 28th February 2008 The Ministry of Defence confirmed that Prince Harry had been serving with the British Army in Helmand, Afghanistan for more than two months.

At the time, Clarence House issued the following statement: "Prince Harry is very proud to serve his country on operations alongside his fellow soldiers and to do the job he has been trained for."

On 13th April 2008, Prince Harry was promoted to the rank of Lieutenant with The Household Cavalry (Blues and Royals).

What the fark has Charlie 'tiny face' Kirk done?

Oh yeah. Nothing.

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Armored Recon in Afghanistan.
In an Rpg magnet no less.
Shut the f*ck up Charlie
 
2021-03-08 5:54:07 PM  
Charlie Kirk has moobs.
 
2021-03-08 5:55:25 PM  
Is that department-store-security-camera angle supposed to make him look less weird?
 
2021-03-08 5:55:45 PM  

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Is that a pair of tits I see budding on that chest?
 
2021-03-08 5:56:26 PM  

WhackingDay: Maybe Harry can come on over with that diplomatic immunity he's got. Maybe take care of a few problems we have.


He's currently living in California
 
2021-03-08 5:57:16 PM  

anfrind: Frederf: Being a well-dressed, polite, intellectual person doesn't make someone wimpy. It's being those things in lieu of the manly stuff and Harry seems to have both. But it doesn't matter. Anyone who actually uses beta/alpha seriously is not to be taken seriously. If memory serves the concept barely applies to the study of wolves and only to humans in the psycho comic book minds of the people that still use it.

This.  The researcher who originally did the study that found alpha/beta behavior in wolves later discovered that the behavior was purely the result of the wolves being kept in captivity, and no such behavior occurs in wild wolves.  He spent the rest of his life debunking his own study.

/Charlie Kirk looks like he desperately wants to get knotted


I know what that means and that's no bueno
 
2021-03-08 5:58:47 PM  
What reason would this mousy schmuck have to defend the royal family, other than his envy that we don't have an American king, specifically one named Trump.
 
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