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2021-03-08 7:21:58 PM  
 I hope they keep investigating this as far up as it goes. Not entirely optimistic.
 
2021-03-08 8:05:26 PM  
Keeping the big fish for last.
For a few reasons.
Let them sweat.
Squeeze the little fish.
Big fat fish can't do anything if their army is locked up.
 
2021-03-08 8:28:37 PM  
Pardon me, but a reminder that the "grass roots" Stop the Steal campaigns was pure AstroTurf organized by Stone
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2021-03-08 8:37:39 PM  
How did Stone meet this militant tattoo artist?  'Why yes, I would love a full color tattoo of Trump doing butt stuff with me.  And I'd like it on my butt.  Oh, and throw in some tribal art, so people won't think I'm a white supremacist.'
 
2021-03-08 10:21:42 PM  
It was all Antifa! Geraldo Rivera and Tucker Calson (pictured below) told me so.

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2021-03-08 10:52:13 PM  
6 comments in 2 hours?

/ Probation.
// Prolly won't roll over on Roger Stone either
/// Won't have to
 
2021-03-08 10:52:49 PM  

DeathBySarcasm: How did Stone meet this militant tattoo artist?  'Why yes, I would love a full color tattoo of Trump doing butt stuff with me.  And I'd like it on my butt.  Oh, and throw in some tribal art, so people won't think I'm a white supremacist.'


Tattoo artist was probably farking Stone's wife while he watched.

It's literally Roger's kink.  Plenty of articles about him getting busted putting ads in swinger mags.
 
2021-03-08 10:54:26 PM  
I don't just want walls to close in on Stone. I'd like them to slam.
 
2021-03-08 10:57:02 PM  

bthom37: DeathBySarcasm: How did Stone meet this militant tattoo artist?  'Why yes, I would love a full color tattoo of Trump doing butt stuff with me.  And I'd like it on my butt.  Oh, and throw in some tribal art, so people won't think I'm a white supremacist.'

Tattoo artist was probably farking Stone's wife while he watched.

It's literally Roger's kink.  Plenty of articles about him getting busted putting ads in swinger mags.


Republicans see women as chattel, so being a cuck is just a natural extension of that.
 
2021-03-08 10:59:56 PM  

bthom37: DeathBySarcasm: How did Stone meet this militant tattoo artist?  'Why yes, I would love a full color tattoo of Trump doing butt stuff with me.  And I'd like it on my butt.  Oh, and throw in some tribal art, so people won't think I'm a white supremacist.'

Tattoo artist was probably farking Stone's wife while he watched.

It's literally Roger's kink.  Plenty of articles about him getting busted putting ads in swinger mags.


Lol!  His Nixon tramp stamp is also well-documented.
 
2021-03-08 11:03:48 PM  
He's about to lose a lot of weight in short order.
 
2021-03-08 11:09:49 PM  
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2021-03-08 11:10:16 PM  

Mugato: I hope they keep investigating this as far up as it goes. Not entirely optimistic.


"What did Roger Stone Know, and when did he know it, and who did he tell, and will he rat on them or will they rat on him?"

Nobody's been charged with insurrection or rebellion yet, unfortunately.  I'm not sure if any of them have even been charged with rioting.  The reason it matters isn't so much "how long can we throw them in jail?", but how much we can charge their co-conspirators with, and how much we can charge Trump with. Giving aid and comfort to insurrectionists and rebels gets you a 14th Amendment ticket to "no more Federal or State government jobs ever."  Confederate Flag dudes who went into the Capitol ought to get hit with that one too.
 
2021-03-08 11:10:27 PM  
Prosecutors in federal court on Monday also said Minuta provided security to some unnamed high profile people in Washington on Jan. 6.

Discovery is likely only used for civil cases but it deserves a song anyway.

Discovery (Remastered 2015)
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2021-03-08 11:13:37 PM  

Purple_Urkle: [Fark user image 425x204]


That is awfully fishy...

/I'll show myself out...
 
2021-03-08 11:22:00 PM  
Where is Orly Taitz in all of this?
 
2021-03-08 11:30:08 PM  

Stud Gerbil: Where is Orly Taitz in all of this?


Drilling more holes in her skull to relieve the built up pressure?
 
2021-03-08 11:51:38 PM  
 Sigh, "oath keepers." This here liberal took a silent oath of Not Being a Dick, among other simple things the rest of us oath keepers are supposed to learn in childhood - at the very latest young adulthood when you realize the world doesn't revolve around you - and then you live your life.

Nothing about your stupid "oaths" is any more sacred than the one I have taken. And yeah, I do love my friends, most of my family, and from what I've seen I care about my country far more than you do, Cletus.

Granted, it's just another example of conservative legislation/slogans/bumper stickers bearing a name or phrase that is the exact opposite of what they actually do.
 
2021-03-08 11:56:48 PM  
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Are hard knuckle tactical gloves legal in DC? The only reason to wear them to a riot is to punch people in the face or punch out windows.

I've just gone down a rabbit hole of tactical gloves, another segment of tacti-cool I guess marketed to guys who no longer want to punch like a girl. A lot of sites say they are for military or law enforcement uses.

In addition ro gloves with hard plastic or metal covers on knuckles and maybe fingers there are gloves with added weight.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Weighte​d​-knuckle_glove
Weighted-knuckle gloves, also called sap gloves, are a type of weapon used in hand to hand combat. They consist of a pair of ordinary looking gloves usually made of leather or a synthetic material, with powdered lead or steel sewn into a special pouch covering the knuckles, and often the backs of the fingers and the back of the hand. In some designs, this distinctive feature is obvious, while in others it is almost completely indistinguishable from an ordinary glove, allowing the gloves to be worn in plain sight without suspicion.
...

Unlike brass knuckles, weighted knuckle gloves are legal in most areas, as they are generally considered "less-lethal weapons" due to their defensive nature. In some jurisdictions, they may be restricted under more general "dangerous weapons" laws; for instance, in New South Wales they are specifically classified as a "prohibited weapon".[2]
In the United States, weighted knuckle gloves are illegal in the state of Massachusetts[citation needed]. In New York, sap gloves are not specifically denominated as unlawful weapons by state law.[3][4] However, they may be unlawful to possess with intent to use them unlawfully against another.[5]
 
2021-03-09 12:06:11 AM  

EL EM: I don't just want walls to close in on Stone. I'd like them to slam.


Well they already got slammed once. He got out on a pardon, then 2 weeks later he's out in the public eye organizing an insurrection. Part of me is so enraged, the other part is asks why should I be so surprised he has been known to be a dirty trickster since Watergate. For now I'll put it on my wish list, of people I hope go to jail.
 
2021-03-09 12:07:08 AM  
"Oathkeeper ties"

What's 14" long and hangs down in front of an asshole?
 
2021-03-09 12:49:17 AM  

HairBolus: [Fark user image image 598x336]

Are hard knuckle tactical gloves legal in DC? The only reason to wear them to a riot is to punch people in the face or punch out windows.

I've just gone down a rabbit hole of tactical gloves, another segment of tacti-cool I guess marketed to guys who no longer want to punch like a girl. A lot of sites say they are for military or law enforcement uses.

In addition ro gloves with hard plastic or metal covers on knuckles and maybe fingers there are gloves with added weight.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Weighted​-knuckle_glove
Weighted-knuckle gloves, also called sap gloves, are a type of weapon used in hand to hand combat. They consist of a pair of ordinary looking gloves usually made of leather or a synthetic material, with powdered lead or steel sewn into a special pouch covering the knuckles, and often the backs of the fingers and the back of the hand. In some designs, this distinctive feature is obvious, while in others it is almost completely indistinguishable from an ordinary glove, allowing the gloves to be worn in plain sight without suspicion.
...

Unlike brass knuckles, weighted knuckle gloves are legal in most areas, as they are generally considered "less-lethal weapons" due to their defensive nature. In some jurisdictions, they may be restricted under more general "dangerous weapons" laws; for instance, in New South Wales they are specifically classified as a "prohibited weapon".[2]
In the United States, weighted knuckle gloves are illegal in the state of Massachusetts[citation needed]. In New York, sap gloves are not specifically denominated as unlawful weapons by state law.[3][4] However, they may be unlawful to possess with intent to use them unlawfully against another.[5]


When I was a goth teen, someone i knew got into a fight and ended up on house arrest. One of his charges was
"assault with a deadly weapon" because he was wearing one of these:
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2021-03-09 1:14:46 AM  
Perhaps he'd gone to see lions.
 
2021-03-09 6:24:01 AM  

Purple_Urkle: [Fark user image image 425x204]


Great, now I'm convinced that republicans have been using Kenya for sex tourism of the even more illegal kind.
 
2021-03-09 6:37:15 AM  
"The lawn-care business owner from Montana allegedly flew to Kenya on Jan. 24, eight days after his photo was added to the FBI's webpage of wanted suspects linked to the riot. Court documents say he was meant to return to the U.S. in April but was ordered deported by Kenyan officials."

Because that's a place where he could totally just blend in. The fact that he got his a** run out of the country like the deplorable and undesirable force that he imagines others to be, doubtless, is some nice schadenfuede before breakfast, lol
 
2021-03-09 6:47:56 AM  
As long as Roger Stone remains out of jail there is no justice in America.

Seriously, the damage this one man has done to American politics over the decades is inestimable.

His participation in inciting a failed insurrection is just his latest dirty trick.
 
2021-03-09 8:57:35 AM  

Mugato: I hope they keep investigating this as far up as it goes. Not entirely optimistic.


Right up Roger Stone's colon.
 
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