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2021-03-08 3:21:47 PM  
Gotta be honest, that headline is not my best work. But I'm a bit under the weather, so ehhh. And since all the streams seem to be crossing, here is this week's BTE. I really need to start running ads at (or near) Daily's Place (see opening bit):

"Revolution 2021" - Being The Elite Ep. 246
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NSFW as always!!!
 
2021-03-08 5:36:28 PM  
I didnt watch the show, but from the Fark thread I gathered that AEW Revolution was a literal dud.
 
2021-03-08 7:36:34 PM  

cman: I didnt watch the show, but from the Fark thread I gathered that AEW Revolution was a literal dud.


If 90s cocaine filled but still mostly there Vince was in charge, Raw would open tonight with a fireworks spectacular or some related joke. I do feel for Eddie; with the right communication in that moment, he could have covered Mox but instead of acting dead, Eddie could have jumped up and started yelling "that's it, that's all you had, pathetic" and gotten even more over than the original plan.

I am still worried about AEW's plan to hire all the WWE retirees, hence my Goldberg joke. Makes me worried they'll end up as late stage WCW or TNA instead of a different type of show. Still pulling for them, having competition and choice is always good even if I don't tune in, want everyone to get pushed and more wrestlng never a bad thing even when it goes wrong
 
2021-03-08 7:36:48 PM  

cman: I didnt watch the show, but from the Fark thread I gathered that AEW Revolution was a literal dud.


It's like WCW, TNA, UWF and the Shockmaster had a baby. Pretty much what you'd expect from a minor league.
 
2021-03-08 7:45:50 PM  
I was going to put this in last night, but I knew Ryan wouldn't be here. So I'm watching the 'Rasslin! Channel yesterday afternoon to kill time and with the mid south, world class, WCW and wwf clips, there's also indyrific matches. One of those was from October 12 2012 where Chris Masters returned to APW to take on the champ.......Timothy Thatcher. Let's just say the match would've been WAY different in 2020 but Thatcher knew how to work the arm and Masters wasn't a half bad babyface, fun little match.
 
2021-03-08 7:47:55 PM  
Tonight's preshow viewing:

New Day v League of Nations from WM32, should've just forwarded to the post-match shenanigans.
Hogan v Perfect, good ol SNME beating as Hogan is first to kick out of the Perfectplex.
Bryan and the Rhodes Brothers v the Shield. Cody and Goldie winning the tag belts was a great story.
 
2021-03-08 7:49:39 PM  

TheManofPA: cman: I didnt watch the show, but from the Fark thread I gathered that AEW Revolution was a literal dud.

If 90s cocaine filled but still mostly there Vince was in charge, Raw would open tonight with a fireworks spectacular or some related joke. I do feel for Eddie; with the right communication in that moment, he could have covered Mox but instead of acting dead, Eddie could have jumped up and started yelling "that's it, that's all you had, pathetic" and gotten even more over than the original plan.

I am still worried about AEW's plan to hire all the WWE retirees, hence my Goldberg joke. Makes me worried they'll end up as late stage WCW or TNA instead of a different type of show. Still pulling for them, having competition and choice is always good even if I don't tune in, want everyone to get pushed and more wrestlng never a bad thing even when it goes wrong


indybill23: cman: I didnt watch the show, but from the Fark thread I gathered that AEW Revolution was a literal dud.

It's like WCW, TNA, UWF and the Shockmaster had a baby. Pretty much what you'd expect from a minor league.


https://twitter.com/KayfabeNews/statu​s​/1368920187718733824
 
2021-03-08 7:51:10 PM  
I am going to go in 2 separate rants, so as the rest of you can reply accordingly.

Wrestling mark rant part 1 of 2: The barb wire death match.

The match itself was fine, the ending however was bad.  Embarrassingly bad.  Im reading that AEW is doing damage control, trying to spin it by saying Omega put the thing together with leftover pallets from plans drawn woth crayons.  Thays fine but anyone can see through that.  The announcers talked it up like an atom bomb was about to go off.

Kingston jumped on Moxley like Steve Rodgers jumped on a grenade, then the countdown, to a set of sparklers and smoke bombs.  With the announcers still trying to sell it like Daileys place was just turned into a crater.  Wrestling Society X did a way better version.

It was bad.  REALLY bad
 
2021-03-08 7:53:15 PM  

isamudyson: TheManofPA: cman: I didnt watch the show, but from the Fark thread I gathered that AEW Revolution was a literal dud.

If 90s cocaine filled but still mostly there Vince was in charge, Raw would open tonight with a fireworks spectacular or some related joke. I do feel for Eddie; with the right communication in that moment, he could have covered Mox but instead of acting dead, Eddie could have jumped up and started yelling "that's it, that's all you had, pathetic" and gotten even more over than the original plan.

I am still worried about AEW's plan to hire all the WWE retirees, hence my Goldberg joke. Makes me worried they'll end up as late stage WCW or TNA instead of a different type of show. Still pulling for them, having competition and choice is always good even if I don't tune in, want everyone to get pushed and more wrestlng never a bad thing even when it goes wrong

indybill23: cman: I didnt watch the show, but from the Fark thread I gathered that AEW Revolution was a literal dud.

It's like WCW, TNA, UWF and the Shockmaster had a baby. Pretty much what you'd expect from a minor league.

https://twitter.com/KayfabeNews/status​/1368920187718733824


The one with Bernie Sanders sitting in the ring was my personal favorite.
 
2021-03-08 7:55:21 PM  
On an unrelated note... NORSE UP!
nkunorse.comView Full Size
 
2021-03-08 7:57:22 PM  
reports are coming out that Peacock will be missing a lot of features the current 9.99 has.
 
2021-03-08 7:58:13 PM  

NKURyan: On an unrelated note... NORSE UP!
[nkunorse.com image 200x200]


Oakland right?
 
2021-03-08 7:59:06 PM  
Pro Wrestling Ring Explodes! (Seriously) (Japanese Deathmatch Wrestling)
Youtube rGSYhdTbxVQ

AEW: Mom, can we have an exploding ring?

Mom: No, we have an exploding ring at home.

Exploding ring at home:

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2021-03-08 7:59:11 PM  

indybill23: NKURyan: On an unrelated note... NORSE UP!
[nkunorse.com image 200x200]

Oakland right?


Yup! Slight favorites.
 
2021-03-08 7:59:25 PM  

The Bestest: reports are coming out that Peacock will be missing a lot of features the current 9.99 has.


Well, they had to get it there by WM, had to expect some growing pains.
 
2021-03-08 8:03:15 PM  

NKURyan: indybill23: NKURyan: On an unrelated note... NORSE UP!
[nkunorse.com image 200x200]

Oakland right?

Yup! Slight favorites.


Haven't followed much since iupui left, but I still hate NKU from their DII days when they were one of our main rivals at UIndy.
 
2021-03-08 8:04:59 PM  
Don't feel like starting Raw yet, so adding Steamboat v Rude from 88 Rumble
 
2021-03-08 8:05:04 PM  

Cheesehead_Dave: [iFrame https://www.youtube.com/embed/rGSYhdTb​xVQ?autoplay=1&widget_referrer=https%3​A%2F%2Fwww.fark.com&start=0&enablejsap​i=1&origin=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.fark.com&​widgetid=1]
AEW: Mom, can we have an exploding ring?

Mom: No, we have an exploding ring at home.

Exploding ring at home:

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First Walmart can't keep AEW figures in stock & next Kenny buys their "Great Value Exploding Ring" set with predictable results.
 
2021-03-08 8:05:37 PM  
Wrestling mark rant part 2 of 2: Christian Cage

I give AEW, they got people talking, even myself whos been critical.  Talked up for a week, pwiple speculating amd tuning in to see who was the talent signed.  Then the big reveal...

Christian Cage.  Coming out to a remixed version of his TNA theme, his TNA name, and even a TNA style entrance tube.  Announcers again acting like it the best thing ever.

I like Christian, but his time is over.  Hes been put for over 5 years, and was injury prone. someone else pointed out his signing seems like an answer to Edge.

Tony Kahn is a fan, im not faulting him for that.  However its blatantly clear now more than ever hes a rich kid fantasy booking his own fed.  The roster is bloated, and only getting bigger each week.  Tony is juar collecting names and talent, featuring them one week, then forgetting about them on Dark after.

AEW still hasnt built anyone.  All the talent is profiting off of thier previous successes.  I dont want to see Tully Blanchard wrestling.  Bryan Cage shouldn't be selling for a 60 year old Sting.  Hardy isnt a draw.  Jericho is way past his prime.  Moxley isnt the star he thinks he is, hes just running on the bitterness his WWE run ended on.  Brodie Lee was used to stick it to VKM, and Im still uncomfortable with (in my opinion) they way they exploited, and continie to exploit his death.

.......And im done.


Bring on Monster Champ Lashley
 
2021-03-08 8:05:39 PM  
Booby as a one week champ? It could happen!

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2021-03-08 8:06:31 PM  
I just want to take a moment and give props to The Miz, who managed a full month cowardly heel champ run in only 8 days.
 
2021-03-08 8:06:57 PM  

ZM Punk: Wrestling mark rant part 2 of 2: Christian Cage

I give AEW, they got people talking, even myself whos been critical.  Talked up for a week, pwiple speculating amd tuning in to see who was the talent signed.  Then the big reveal...

Christian Cage.  Coming out to a remixed version of his TNA theme, his TNA name, and even a TNA style entrance tube.  Announcers again acting like it the best thing ever.

I like Christian, but his time is over.  Hes been put for over 5 years, and was injury prone. someone else pointed out his signing seems like an answer to Edge.

Tony Kahn is a fan, im not faulting him for that.  However its blatantly clear now more than ever hes a rich kid fantasy booking his own fed.  The roster is bloated, and only getting bigger each week.  Tony is juar collecting names and talent, featuring them one week, then forgetting about them on Dark after.

AEW still hasnt built anyone.  All the talent is profiting off of thier previous successes.  I dont want to see Tully Blanchard wrestling.  Bryan Cage shouldn't be selling for a 60 year old Sting.  Hardy isnt a draw.  Jericho is way past his prime.  Moxley isnt the star he thinks he is, hes just running on the bitterness his WWE run ended on.  Brodie Lee was used to stick it to VKM, and Im still uncomfortable with (in my opinion) they way they exploited, and continie to exploit his death.

.......And im done.


Bring on Monster Champ Lashley


Save it up for AEW DARK:Elevation and whatever the new TNT show is.
 
2021-03-08 8:09:20 PM  
I thought we might see something with the NXT women and the tag belts tonight but rumor is NXT is getting their own tag belts altogether...
 
2021-03-08 8:11:21 PM  

NKURyan: I thought we might see something with the NXT women and the tag belts tonight but rumor is NXT is getting their own tag belts altogether...


Maybe we get Regal to appear and tell people to tune in Wed for a big announcement, Sunshine.
 
2021-03-08 8:12:52 PM  
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Some call the Whaaaambulance!
 
2021-03-08 8:14:56 PM  

isamudyson: Save it up for AEW DARK:Elevation and whatever the new TNT show is.


No.  Im tired of being lost in the booking, amd people telling me that I should have watched this blog, or this guys snapchat where it was explained.

Do a better job booking
 
2021-03-08 8:15:32 PM  

ZM Punk: isamudyson: Save it up for AEW DARK:Elevation and whatever the new TNT show is.

No.  Im tired of being lost in the booking, amd people telling me that I should have watched this blog, or this guys snapchat where it was explained.

Do a better job booking


Fark user imageView Full Size
 
2021-03-08 8:15:37 PM  

NKURyan: I thought we might see something with the NXT women and the tag belts tonight but rumor is NXT is getting their own tag belts altogether...


That's the rumor I'm hearing as well, Ember and Shotzi have them by WM I'm guessing,
 
2021-03-08 8:18:43 PM  
New entrance for Bobby? Ah, just remixed
 
2021-03-08 8:19:27 PM  
I feel like Lashley is going to start distancing himself from the Hurt Business
 
2021-03-08 8:19:35 PM  
Any service person whose job it is to greet me or ask how I'm doing today always get the Miz "Awesome" from me. I mean I don't yell it at them, but its loud and enthusiastic. Surprises most, some of them watch WWE and understand, most just respond "I wish I was doing that well"
 
2021-03-08 8:27:05 PM  

ZM Punk: I feel like Lashley is going to start distancing himself from the Hurt Business


Do you think that distance would hurt the business of the Hurt Business?
 
2021-03-08 8:29:27 PM  
This hasn't been a squash. Surprised.
 
2021-03-08 8:30:55 PM  
Still not in the mood for Raw, I need a hoss fight, so Vader v Shamrock it is.
 
2021-03-08 8:32:53 PM  
Nevermind wrestling rant part 3:

Stop signing old names, and indy talent.  Focus more on the match styles WWE doesnt.  I watched WCW for the cruiserweights, not to see Hogan and Nash.  I watched TNA for the X division, not for Jeff Jarrett, Nash and the other past thier prime names.  Tony could benefit from letting go of a few names, bit I think he trying too much to be one of the boys
(where have I heard that before?)

I dont think Tony has it in him to fire anyone.  He hasnt yet.  The only name I can think of tjat was released was Jimmy Havok, but that was due to all thw allegations.

AEW can win me back if they have a match of :

Ethan Page and Bryan Cage
Vs
Hangman Page and Christian Cage
In a Cage!!!
Winners get to keep the name Page and Cage!!! Call it.....

The Rage of Cage and Page in a Cage!!!!
 
2021-03-08 8:33:54 PM  

indybill23: Still not in the mood for Raw, I need a hoss fight, so Vader v Shamrock it is.


Hoss fight happening backstage right on your queue
 
2021-03-08 8:34:11 PM  
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Not such good friends now are they?
 
2021-03-08 8:34:44 PM  
AND ANOTHER THING!!!

HOW COME I CANT GET NO TANG?!?!


/Im done ranting sorry
 
2021-03-08 8:39:34 PM  

ZM Punk: Nevermind wrestling rant part 3:

Stop signing old names, and indy talent.  Focus more on the match styles WWE doesnt.  I watched WCW for the cruiserweights, not to see Hogan and Nash.  I watched TNA for the X division, not for Jeff Jarrett, Nash and the other past thier prime names.  Tony could benefit from letting go of a few names, bit I think he trying too much to be one of the boys
(where have I heard that before?)

I dont think Tony has it in him to fire anyone.  He hasnt yet.  The only name I can think of tjat was released was Jimmy Havok, but that was due to all thw allegations.

AEW can win me back if they have a match of :

Ethan Page and Bryan Cage
Vs
Hangman Page and Christian Cage
In a Cage!!!
Winners get to keep the name Page and Cage!!! Call it.....

The Rage of Cage and Page in a Cage!!!!


We stop seeing Joe Alonzo on DARK & the vlogs due to him being a stupid idiot (you look it up) & I think Fuego just happened to be the right guy in the right spot to get the slow build Joe might have gotten.
 
2021-03-08 8:40:19 PM  

ZM Punk: AND ANOTHER THING!!!

HOW COME I CANT GET NO TANG?!?!


/Im done ranting sorry


No Wu, no Tang!
 
2021-03-08 8:40:33 PM  
"20 years of living in your shadow!!!!"

Uhh, Limes - pretty sure you were a multi-time world champion while Normal Sized Drew was 3MBing and then off trying to resurrect his career
 
2021-03-08 8:41:38 PM  

isamudyson: ZM Punk: AND ANOTHER THING!!!

HOW COME I CANT GET NO TANG?!?!


/Im done ranting sorry

No Wu, no Tang!


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2021-03-08 8:42:14 PM  

NKURyan: This hasn't been a squash. Surprised.


Have to keep Miz strong for bad bunny
 
2021-03-08 8:42:18 PM  
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2021-03-08 8:44:39 PM  

EqualOpportunityEnslaver: isamudyson: ZM Punk: AND ANOTHER THING!!!

HOW COME I CANT GET NO TANG?!?!


/Im done ranting sorry

No Wu, no Tang!

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No matter what else, the Wu can come up with some insane things to separate idiots from their money that even Vince would applaud.
 
2021-03-08 8:45:33 PM  

indybill23: NKURyan: This hasn't been a squash. Surprised.

Have to keep Miz strong for bad bunny


NKURyan: This hasn't been a squash. Surprised.
Have to keep Miz strong for badbugs bunny

FTFU
 
2021-03-08 8:46:35 PM  

isamudyson: EqualOpportunityEnslaver: isamudyson: ZM Punk: AND ANOTHER THING!!!

HOW COME I CANT GET NO TANG?!?!


/Im done ranting sorry

No Wu, no Tang!

[Fark user image 420x315] [View Full Size image _x_]

No matter what else, the Wu can come up with some insane things to separate idiots from their money that even Vince would applaud.


Fark user imageView Full Size


"That's good shiat, pal!!"
 
2021-03-08 8:48:01 PM  
any word on Keith Lee?  Last I heard he was experiencing problems possibly from post Corona.
 
2021-03-08 8:48:06 PM  
That should be a fun match.
 
2021-03-08 8:49:19 PM  
Char: "Never make yourself smaller for anyone."

I guess Andrade's hope for someone going down a cup size or so isn't happening.

(I know what it really meant and agree but the joke is just standing there...asking to be used. How can I say no?)
 
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