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2021-03-08 3:22:30 PM  
It doesn't matter. When Trump is re-instated on March...whatever the new date is, he'll pardon all of them. Worst case scenario, he'll pardon everyone when he's re-elected in 2024. He was just too busy when he was still in office doing things and such.
 
2021-03-08 3:45:01 PM  
who beat police officers and shot wasp and bear spray at them

They shot wasp spray yet didn't die themselves?
 
2021-03-08 3:52:15 PM  
Allow me to say,
"Lock Them Up!! Lock Them Up!! Lock Them Up!!"
/And throw away the key.
 
2021-03-08 6:22:34 PM  
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2021-03-08 6:35:26 PM  
You guys are cleared for over time, you know.
 
2021-03-08 7:34:21 PM  
Boy, it's nice to see law enforcement actually doing its job as intended instead of just using military contractors to throw random protestors into the back of unmarked vans because they were 100 yards away from graffiti on a courthouse. Keep up the good work, 'ya fascists.
 
2021-03-08 7:34:28 PM  
brave patriots all.
 
2021-03-08 7:35:07 PM  
Were all of the internet high-fives you got from filming each other worth it, you farks?

They should all be given custom, commemorative prison attire:

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2021-03-08 7:36:05 PM  
Good.

Round the traitors up.
 
2021-03-08 7:36:32 PM  
This is going to piss off some of those on the far left, who view the insurrectionists and other neo-nazis as allies.  https://www.thedailybeast.com/these-d​i​rtbag-left-stars-are-flirting-with-the​-far-right?ref=home?ref=home
 
2021-03-08 7:37:23 PM  
Any one who stepped foot on capitol grounds without being authorized to be there should be arrested, charged, sentenced, and thrown in jail. By my rough estimate, they have thousands to go. I want them all to suffer. I want their children to be embarrassed that their parent attempted a coup. I want them to live with that shame for the rest of their lives and strive to make it up to society, the failings of their family.
 
2021-03-08 7:37:23 PM  
500 more to catch and toss in prison.   All of 'em bankrupt and racist.  What a class group.
 
2021-03-08 7:37:26 PM  
"hunting hundreds more"

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2021-03-08 7:37:59 PM  
sounds like many of these insurrectionists have been turned in by people they have ticked off in the course of their lives.  who would have figured such upstanding patriots aren't loved by all?
 
2021-03-08 7:39:09 PM  
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2021-03-08 7:40:12 PM  
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2021-03-08 7:40:31 PM  
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2021-03-08 7:42:16 PM  

koder: who beat police officers and shot wasp and bear spray at them

They shot wasp spray yet didn't die themselves?


Wasp spray?
They tried to turn the cops into:
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?

I say Buffy, these protesters seem to have a point.

Apologies.
 
2021-03-08 7:46:45 PM  
This all just seems like optics to me. Go after the morons who followed the scumbags who knew what they where about to unleash.   The article even stated they are not going to even attempt to charge many of the speakers at the rally.  This country would suck less if it could just admit what it is and stop pretending what it is not.
 
2021-03-08 7:49:45 PM  

Wing Kong Exchange Day Trader: This all just seems like optics to me. Go after the morons who followed the scumbags who knew what they where about to unleash.   The article even stated they are not going to even attempt to charge many of the speakers at the rally.  This country would suck less if it could just admit what it is and stop pretending what it is not.


Yeah, they also need to be chasing the supply chain up.  Gosar, Stone, Half-Scoop, Hawley, et al.
 
2021-03-08 7:49:48 PM  
Let's just hope the treason adoring media stumbles into revealing more than they realize in a momentary lapse of self-preservation over ratings.
 
2021-03-08 7:51:05 PM  
For those of you who want to help, here are the top few hundred traitors that the FBI is looking for help identifying, with helpful pictures.

https://www.fbi.gov/wanted/capitol-vi​o​lence
 
2021-03-08 7:51:12 PM  

Wing Kong Exchange Day Trader: This country would suck less if it could just admit what it is and stop pretending what it is not.


Amerikkka, built by racists for racists.  We can, should, and need to do better.
 
2021-03-08 7:59:34 PM  
Now imagine how much easier this would be if you had just rounded them all up while they were at the Capital.
 
2021-03-08 7:59:48 PM  

Cokezeroinacan: This is going to piss off some of those on the far left, who view the insurrectionists and other neo-nazis as allies.  https://www.thedailybeast.com/these-di​rtbag-left-stars-are-flirting-with-the​-far-right?ref=home?ref=home


As I noted in the other thread, that lot are what's called nazbols. They favor all kinds of social policies, but for straight whites only. In other words, nazis.
 
2021-03-08 8:00:46 PM  

FrancoFile: Wing Kong Exchange Day Trader: This all just seems like optics to me. Go after the morons who followed the scumbags who knew what they where about to unleash.   The article even stated they are not going to even attempt to charge many of the speakers at the rally.  This country would suck less if it could just admit what it is and stop pretending what it is not.

Yeah, they also need to be chasing the supply chain up.  Gosar, Stone, Half-Scoop, Hawley, et al.


Not gonna happen. Instead they will drop the hammer on a few hundred losers and let the shiatbags continue their consequence free lives.  Cigarettes, pruno and Nutraloaf for the dumb, dumb plebs and cigars, scotch and ribeyes for the sociopaths who started this all.
 
2021-03-08 8:07:47 PM  
FBI could have, fark, I dunno, JUST SHOWED UP AT THE CAPITOL AND ARRESTED PEOPLE
instead of just letting them go
 
2021-03-08 8:13:35 PM  

Wing Kong Exchange Day Trader: This all just seems like optics to me. Go after the morons who followed the scumbags who knew what they where about to unleash.   The article even stated they are not going to even attempt to charge many of the speakers at the rally.  This country would suck less if it could just admit what it is and stop pretending what it is not.


Follow the Internet cookie crumbs back up the trail. What sites were you active on? What posts did you look at? Who recruited you? Did you meet in person or communicate through DMs?

They didn't get to DC by themselves. Someone organized the transportation, meetups and lodging. Someone put lists together of stuff to bring, OPSEC briefs (leave your primary cell at home and bring a burner).

It's going to take a while to sift through all the info to figure out who in the US and elsewhere was behind it. Help if you can.
 
2021-03-08 8:16:51 PM  
isn't this proof that there is some kind of deep state at the highest levels of government rounding up republicans?
 
2021-03-08 8:17:14 PM  
This is like when somebody is late to work and works extra hard to make up for it.
 
2021-03-08 8:38:35 PM  
"An assistant U.S. attorney said in court last week that no plea offers have been made. "


Soooooooo they ain't farking around.

JFC they'd give a plea offer to a farking werewolf. So happy to see they're not farking around with these bargain-bin nazis.
 
2021-03-08 8:54:43 PM  

snowshovel: isn't this proof that there is some kind of deep state at the highest levels of government rounding up republicans?


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2021-03-08 8:58:54 PM  

snowshovel: isn't this proof that there is some kind of deep state at the highest levels of government rounding up republicans?


Weak, even for you.
 
2021-03-08 9:00:07 PM  

snowshovel: isn't this proof that there is some kind of deep state at the highest levels of government rounding up republicans?


Again with your shiat...
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2021-03-08 9:01:05 PM  

Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: This is like when somebody is late to work and works extra hard to make up for it.


Better late than never.
Also a part of me is getting such a tingly feeling thinking about how all these nazis thought they would get away with it only to have the sword hang over their head for a while.
I like watching their reality taken apart slowly brick by brick.
 
2021-03-08 9:03:00 PM  
This is awesome. It is also proof that acting like an asshole to everyone you encounter will earn you lots of enemies eager to turn your ass in when the time is right. Love it!
 
2021-03-08 9:03:34 PM  
I went through all of the pictures and didn't recognize anyone but to be fair, one could be my neighbor but I wouldn't know it because I don't acquaint myself with treasonous assholes.
 
2021-03-08 9:07:25 PM  

snowshovel: isn't this proof that there is some kind of deep state at the highest levels of government rounding up republicans?


If by "deep state" you mean "career people who are competent at their jobs", then yes.
 
2021-03-08 9:08:09 PM  

Gawdzila: snowshovel: isn't this proof that there is some kind of deep state at the highest levels of government rounding up republicans?

If by "deep state" you mean "career people who are competent at their jobs", then yes.


And if by "Republicans" you mean "terrorist seditionists".
 
2021-03-08 9:14:23 PM  
I wonder how many uncaught seditionists are being blackmailed at this point.
 
2021-03-08 9:26:40 PM  

snowshovel: isn't this proof that there is some kind of deep state at the highest levels of government rounding up republicans?


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2021-03-08 9:33:49 PM  
On behalf of the congregation: SOON
 
2021-03-08 9:34:30 PM  
Think of how easy it would have been if you'd just arrested them all THAT farkING DAY.

Don't tell me you can't do it, I've seen you farkers corral an entire protest on a city street and load over 500 people in to buses to haul for processing to jail and keep them for multiple DAYS.

This is your fark up, now clean it up.

Then, NEVER LET IT HAPPEN AGAIN.
 
2021-03-08 9:40:24 PM  

aleister_greynight: Now imagine how much easier this would be if you had just rounded them all up while they were at the Capital.


Or even the Capitol.
 
2021-03-08 9:42:37 PM  

Wing Kong Exchange Day Trader: FrancoFile: Wing Kong Exchange Day Trader: This all just seems like optics to me. Go after the morons who followed the scumbags who knew what they where about to unleash.   The article even stated they are not going to even attempt to charge many of the speakers at the rally.  This country would suck less if it could just admit what it is and stop pretending what it is not.

Yeah, they also need to be chasing the supply chain up.  Gosar, Stone, Half-Scoop, Hawley, et al.

Not gonna happen. Instead they will drop the hammer on a few hundred losers and let the shiatbags continue their consequence free lives.  Cigarettes, pruno and Nutraloaf for the dumb, dumb plebs and cigars, scotch and ribeyes for the sociopaths who started this all.


Or Diet Coke and ketchup.
 
2021-03-08 9:50:24 PM  

Gawdzila: Gawdzila: snowshovel: isn't this proof that there is some kind of deep state at the highest levels of government rounding up republicans?

If by "deep state" you mean "career people who are competent at their jobs", then yes.

And if by "Republicans" you mean "terrorist seditionists".


Is that not what 'republicans' always means?
 
2021-03-08 9:51:57 PM  

UndeadPoetsSociety: Cokezeroinacan: This is going to piss off some of those on the far left, who view the insurrectionists and other neo-nazis as allies.  https://www.thedailybeast.com/these-di​rtbag-left-stars-are-flirting-with-the​-far-right?ref=home?ref=home

As I noted in the other thread, that lot are what's called nazbols. They favor all kinds of social policies, but for straight whites only. In other words, nazis.


So, not Left at all then?
 
2021-03-08 9:55:23 PM  

Medic Zero: UndeadPoetsSociety: Cokezeroinacan: This is going to piss off some of those on the far left, who view the insurrectionists and other neo-nazis as allies.  https://www.thedailybeast.com/these-di​rtbag-left-stars-are-flirting-with-the​-far-right?ref=home?ref=home

As I noted in the other thread, that lot are what's called nazbols. They favor all kinds of social policies, but for straight whites only. In other words, nazis.

So, not Left at all then?


Indeed. They're nazis who have a list of poorly understood leftist buzzwords that they sprinkle into their bigoted ranting.
 
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2021-03-08 9:56:24 PM  

Cokezeroinacan: This is going to piss off some of those on the far left, who view the insurrectionists and other neo-nazis as allies.  https://www.thedailybeast.com/these-di​rtbag-left-stars-are-flirting-with-the​-far-right?ref=home?ref=home


Yeah, no.  They're as left as Tim pool and Dave Rubin, which is to say they're not.

They're grifters.

There are far leftists that think this is overboard, but not because they support these idiots, but because they think our justice system goes overboard as it is.
 
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