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(NBC Washington)   Good news, everybody. The last "Fifty Shades of Grey" novel is coming out soon. So for all of you who used your safe word back when the first one was published, the author is finally listening   (nbcwashington.com) divider line
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2021-03-08 1:20:18 PM  
bleah
 
2021-03-08 2:19:21 PM  
They finally explain why 'Meatloaf' is the perfect safe word?
 
2021-03-08 2:19:51 PM  
Authors of Pain - Pain (Entrance Theme)
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2021-03-08 2:20:58 PM  
So yet another book about "sex" written by someone who hasn't had sex except through a hole in the sheet?
 
2021-03-08 2:21:29 PM  
Fifty Shades of Drebin (Naked Gun Meets 50 Shades of Grey)
Youtube KFCDMufbYWo
 
2021-03-08 2:23:04 PM  
No thank you.   Leave the peasants to their dime store novels.   For myself, I prefer a little it of class in my ribald tales of passion.

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"she was much much older than me, but her breasts were awesome..."
 
2021-03-08 2:23:15 PM  
meh i'd rather read :

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2021-03-08 2:23:17 PM  
The announcement about her sixth novel in the franchise was made Sunday, March 7

Six novels?  (counts on fingers)  So 300 shades of Grey?

That's more than 8 bits of Grey!
 
2021-03-08 2:24:20 PM  
Fifty Shades of Dangerous BDSM Relationship Warning Signs
 
2021-03-08 2:25:48 PM  

HotLonelyTeenageGirl: No thank you.   Leave the peasants to their dime store novels.   For myself, I prefer a little it of class in my ribald tales of passion.

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"she was much much older than me, but her breasts were awesome..."


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2021-03-08 2:26:02 PM  
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2021-03-08 2:27:42 PM  

grimlock1972: meh i'd rather read :

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If you're ever in Asheville, NC (or Greenville, SC), then I recommend the gravy flight at "Biscuit Head".   Yes, I said gravy flight.
 
2021-03-08 2:28:48 PM  

maxandgrinch: They finally explain why 'Meatloaf' is the perfect safe word?


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Isn't that obvious?
 
2021-03-08 2:30:06 PM  
A Lukewarm Defence of Fifty Shades of Grey
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2021-03-08 2:30:32 PM  

Marbleisheavy: maxandgrinch: They finally explain why 'Meatloaf' is the perfect safe word?

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Isn't that obvious?


Meatloaf?

AGAIN?!?!?!?
 
2021-03-08 2:31:31 PM  
I came here for the slip of paper with "fhqwhgadshgnsdhjsdbkhsdabkfabkveybvf" written on it...
 
2021-03-08 2:31:31 PM  
(slightly NSFW language)
Gilbert Gottfried Reads 50 Shades of Grey
Youtube XkLqAlIETkA
 
2021-03-08 2:31:49 PM  
It took her so long because she can't use the find and replace function for "Bella / Anastasia" and "Edward / Christian" on her crusty fanfiction.
 
2021-03-08 2:31:50 PM  
I can't wait to never hear about this again.
 
2021-03-08 2:32:25 PM  
Wait: she's still writing those?

Why?
 
2021-03-08 2:35:16 PM  

Kalyco Jack: Wait: she's still writing those?

Why?


I am going to make a wild assumption and say for the money.
 
2021-03-08 2:38:03 PM  
As expressed upthread, I'll leave erotica to the experts, thank you very much.
James Joyce's Love Letters with Paget Brewster
Youtube WN50t8khXMI
 
2021-03-08 2:38:47 PM  

maxandgrinch: They finally explain why 'Meatloaf' is the perfect safe word?


Can you remain interested in anything remotely sexual while visualizing Meatloaf?

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2021-03-08 2:40:06 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: Marbleisheavy: maxandgrinch: They finally explain why 'Meatloaf' is the perfect safe word?

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Isn't that obvious?

Meatloaf?

AGAIN?!?!?!?


Like a greaser from the freezer, like a bat out of hell.


/may have been to RHPS way too many times.
 
2021-03-08 2:43:42 PM  

maxandgrinch: They finally explain why 'Meatloaf' is the perfect safe word?


Get your ass off the table!
 
2021-03-08 2:46:27 PM  
I'll never understand how so far, Hollywood has yet to produce a movie that correctly depicts a healthy D/s BDSM relationship. Like dude, there's experts all over the damn place, get them on your payroll to fact check. It's not that hard.
 
2021-03-08 2:47:37 PM  

TheSteelCricket: Kalyco Jack: Wait: she's still writing those?

Why?

I am going to make a wild assumption and say for the money.


I'm amazed people have purchased the final three in the series.  They appear to be essentially the same plot except told from the guy's perspective instead of the woman's.  Then again, I've read some hilariously awful samples from the self-published 'erotica' available through Amazon.  People buy that, so I suppose they'll buy this too.  Right now the last book is selling for < $10 print or kindle.  I guess if you set the price correctly, you do enough volume to make it worthwhile.
 
2021-03-08 2:48:33 PM  

Herr Morgenstern: I'll never understand how so far, Hollywood has yet to produce a movie that correctly depicts a healthy D/s BDSM relationship. Like dude, there's experts all over the damn place, get them on your payroll to fact check. It's not that hard.


Secretary (2002) Official Trailer - Maggie Gyllenhaal, James Spader Movie HD
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2021-03-08 2:48:55 PM  

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Seriously, seems like 50% of cars these days are grey or silver (including mine). Know how hard it is to find a silver Toyota Rav4, that's actually yours, in a typical superstore parking lot? Very hard. Gotta walk around hitting the "unlock" button while everyone else is doing the same thing. All these damn cars sound alike.

And no, as hard as I try, I'm never remembering exactly where I parked.
 
2021-03-08 2:49:26 PM  

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I haven't had this much sex since I was a Boy Scout Leader!

I mean... At the time I was dating a lot.
 
2021-03-08 2:51:40 PM  
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Extra Donkey Sauce.
 
2021-03-08 2:53:16 PM  

Monkey: Myk-House of El: [Fark user image 850x600]

Seriously, seems like 50% of cars these days are grey or silver (including mine). Know how hard it is to find a silver Toyota Rav4, that's actually yours, in a typical superstore parking lot? Very hard. Gotta walk around hitting the "unlock" button while everyone else is doing the same thing. All these damn cars sound alike.

And no, as hard as I try, I'm never remembering exactly where I parked.


If you think that's bad, I learned during a trip to South Africa that nearly all the cars there are white. I'm dead serious. No one ever did give me a sensible explanation. I think I saw maybe five cars that weren't white during an entire week there. It was bizarre.
 
2021-03-08 2:53:58 PM  
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2021-03-08 2:54:45 PM  

Needlessly Complicated: As expressed upthread, I'll leave erotica to the experts, thank you very much.
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2021-03-08 2:55:42 PM  

Needlessly Complicated: As expressed upthread, I'll leave erotica to the experts, thank you very much.
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Paget Brewster talking dirty? I think I just developed a new fetish.
 
2021-03-08 2:56:15 PM  
I read the first one, to see what the fuss was about. Worst book I ever read, and I would hardly even call it a book. Like getting an education on hotness by someone who has never had sex.

I genuinely had to check to see if she was 16 years old.

Then I read Twilight, because all of my adolescent daughter's friends were into it.

It was the Coronavirus of literary eras.
 
2021-03-08 2:56:38 PM  

Exile On Beale Street: Herr Morgenstern: I'll never understand how so far, Hollywood has yet to produce a movie that correctly depicts a healthy D/s BDSM relationship. Like dude, there's experts all over the damn place, get them on your payroll to fact check. It's not that hard.

[Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/AFma24S-​Uvw]


Have you actually seen that movie? They do not have a healthy relationship. Anyone in the kink community will tell you.
 
2021-03-08 2:57:53 PM  
Last book in the series:  50 Shades of Greenish-Gray with Zombies

Remember that fad for re-writing classic novels?
 
2021-03-08 2:59:00 PM  

Kalyco Jack: Wait: she's still writing those?

Why?


women need something to fap to?
 
2021-03-08 3:01:40 PM  
People who read these books and get aroused are so boring their safe word is beige.
 
2021-03-08 3:01:42 PM  
I'd say the author wasn't listening, Subby. The safe word is supposed to get her to stop.
 
2021-03-08 3:03:18 PM  
Don't forget the 50 Shades erotic fiction generator:

http://www.fiftyshadesgenerator.com/

Some girls are happy just to dial the rotary phone when they're alone, but I can't get off without having a 9-iron in my clearing in the woods and a 15" spiked vibrator up my balloon knot.
 
2021-03-08 3:03:45 PM  
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I prefer the original "50 Shades of Neigh".
 
2021-03-08 3:06:09 PM  
This is why I love ball gags: No one ever uses "mmmmmmMMMMMFffffffff" as a safe word.
 
2021-03-08 3:08:38 PM  
"From the perspective of..."

In other words, the exact same steaming pile, re-packaged for sale to the bored housewives who didn't realize they'd been cheated out of their pin money after the first few pages of the first book.

I suppose their real fetish is pretending to be dogs going back to their vomit.
 
2021-03-08 3:11:09 PM  
Hopefully they have an easier time when it comes to writing the screenplay for this one.

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2021-03-08 3:22:28 PM  

Herr Morgenstern: I'll never understand how so far, Hollywood has yet to produce a movie that correctly depicts a healthy D/s BDSM relationship. Like dude, there's experts all over the damn place, get them on your payroll to fact check. It's not that hard.


Hollywood depictions of things are normally unrealistic to begin with, why would they make an exception for some random kink of all things?
 
2021-03-08 3:23:36 PM  

brantgoose: Last book in the series:  50 Shades of Greenish-Gray with Zombies

Remember that fad for re-writing classic novels?


not "Fifty shades of Greys" ???
 
2021-03-08 3:25:24 PM  

HotLonelyTeenageGirl: No thank you.   Leave the peasants to their dime store novels.   For myself, I prefer a little it of class in my ribald tales of passion.

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"she was much much older than me, but her breasts were awesome..."


Sinbad and Rob Thomas were two of the best guest stars they've had

/Watch your ass, new meat
 
2021-03-08 3:26:11 PM  

Representative of the unwashed masses: Kalyco Jack: Wait: she's still writing those?

Why?

women need something to fap to?


Do you realize how much mommy-porn there is out there? Amazon is filled with it, there is no shortage and better types then BDSM sexual slavery porn.
 
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