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3163 clicks; posted to Politics » on 08 Mar 2021 at 11:20 AM (6 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2021-03-08 10:10:08 AM  
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2021-03-08 10:15:38 AM  
Biden keeps winning the same election over and over again, and the stupid Democrats still insist there's no fraud.  Unbelievable.
 
2021-03-08 10:22:51 AM  
Next up. Biden has violated the Constitution because has won the presidency more times than FDR.
 
2021-03-08 10:23:44 AM  
OK, campers, rise and shine, and don't forget your booties cause it's cold out there. It's cold out there every day.
 
2021-03-08 10:25:34 AM  
At this point, I wonder if Joe is tired of all the winning.
 
2021-03-08 10:30:04 AM  
I bet some dead people voted in the November election.

/of course they died after the election
 
2021-03-08 10:34:17 AM  

SurfaceTension: I bet some dead people voted in the November election.

/of course they died after the election


Absentee / mail-in / early voters can die in between when they cast their vote and election day and the vote is still legal.
 
2021-03-08 10:54:49 AM  
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2021-03-08 11:00:11 AM  
Stay down citizen
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2021-03-08 11:21:03 AM  

physt: OK, campers, rise and shine, and don't forget your booties cause it's cold out there. It's cold out there every day.


What is this Miami Beach?
 
2021-03-08 11:23:54 AM  

Mrtraveler01: physt: OK, campers, rise and shine, and don't forget your booties cause it's cold out there. It's cold out there every day.

What is this Miami Beach?


Not hardly.
 
2021-03-08 11:25:02 AM  
I think Biden has won in Wisconsin more than the Packers did last season.
 
2021-03-08 11:25:28 AM  
Hey Trumpers, you tired of all the winning?
 
2021-03-08 11:26:14 AM  
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2021-03-08 11:26:58 AM  

Mrtraveler01: I think Biden has won in Wisconsin more than the Packers did last season.


I'm sure Biden has won enough electoral votes from these lawsuits alone to make him president.
 
2021-03-08 11:28:52 AM  
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2021-03-08 11:29:53 AM  

GardenWeasel: SurfaceTension: I bet some dead people voted in the November election.

/of course they died after the election

Absentee / mail-in / early voters can die in between when they cast their vote and election day and the vote is still legal.


Not if they voted for democrats.  Voting for democrats is still illegal, immoral and very very not good, last time I checked.
 
2021-03-08 11:31:49 AM  
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2021-03-08 11:32:18 AM  

Mrtraveler01: I think Biden has won in Wisconsin more than the Packers did last season.


LOL. ^_^

Also... ouch!
 
2021-03-08 11:34:10 AM  
Trump still be like...
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2021-03-08 11:34:52 AM  
I'm getting tired of so much winning.
 
2021-03-08 11:35:20 AM  
At this rate, Biden will have enough EC votes to already win in 2024
 
2021-03-08 11:36:22 AM  

Pants full of macaroni!!: Not if they voted for democrats.  Voting for democrats is still illegal, immoral and very very not good, last time I checked.


Dr. Seuss' new book is going to be great:

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2021-03-08 11:38:08 AM  

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Trump didn't actually get 306
 
2021-03-08 11:43:40 AM  

GardenWeasel: SurfaceTension: I bet some dead people voted in the November election.

/of course they died after the election

Absentee / mail-in / early voters can die in between when they cast their vote and election day and the vote is still legal.


I think it depends on the state. I remember reading a story about a person who legally suicided before election day, despite their last wish being to vote against shiatgibbon, and their vote was thrown out. They just couldn't take the pain anymore.
 
2021-03-08 11:44:13 AM  

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2021-03-08 11:49:33 AM  

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Why do people keep claiming that Trump won 306-232?  It was 304-227-3-1-1-1-1.
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2021-03-08 11:52:57 AM  
Does he have enough electoral votes to win the next election yet?
 
2021-03-08 11:55:24 AM  

SurfaceTension: I bet some dead people voted in the November election.

/of course they died after the election


This scandal goes all the way back to the party's founding. Everyone who voted for Andrew Jackson is dead.
 
2021-03-08 11:56:05 AM  
Valerie Bertinelli
 
2021-03-08 11:57:39 AM  
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2021-03-08 11:58:09 AM  

GardenWeasel: Next up. Biden has violated the Constitution because has won the presidency more times than FDR.


At the rate he's going, he will have won more Presidential elections than all of the other Presidents, combined.
 
2021-03-08 12:10:09 PM  

Mrtraveler01: I think Biden has won in Wisconsin more than the Packers did last season.


... *very much a not-under-the-breath grumble*
 
2021-03-08 12:12:42 PM  
This is the kind of winning I could happily get used to.

/this and the Covid relief package on the way
//already put mine into the local economy
///and the insulation upgrade I spent it on will get me a tax rebate and lower bills
////win-win-win-win and a bonus slashie!
 
2021-03-08 12:35:21 PM  
Biden has won enough states to be declared the winner of the 2024 election.
 
2021-03-08 12:39:59 PM  
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/If I had any kind of photoshop skills or actually gave a fark I would replace all those monitors of Neo with pictures of Biden's inauguration.
 
2021-03-08 12:43:13 PM  

physt: OK, campers, rise and shine, and don't forget your booties cause it's cold out there. It's cold out there every day.


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2021-03-08 1:26:01 PM  

GardenWeasel: SurfaceTension: I bet some dead people voted in the November election.

/of course they died after the election

Absentee / mail-in / early voters can die in between when they cast their vote and election day and the vote is still legal.


No.  Not even close.

There are 13 states were it explicitly allows them.

There are 13 states were it specifically DOESN'T allow them.  One of those states is Pennsylvania, which is how I know there are some that throw out the vote.

The rest of the states aren't really clear.

And to be fair, because of how ballots work (only the outer envelope, used to verify identity, can be traced to a voter).  Once it's verified, the ballot inside is tossed into a pile and becomes a secret, with no way to tie it to a voter.  So even if the voter dies before election day... if it's after they're been verified, then it's accepted because there's no way to find the ballot again.
 
2021-03-08 1:47:41 PM  
Biden has quietly crossed the 1000-EC vote barrier.

Did he celebrate? Fark no - there's work to be done!
 
2021-03-08 2:08:53 PM  
So, by my calculations, this makes Biden 236th victory in Wisconsin, which means he now has enough banked electoral votes to be President until 2047.
 
2021-03-08 2:11:55 PM  
so what was the final tally, like 1-72 or something?

and on the one win, they had already taken those votes out of the tally so it changed absolutely nothing?

WINNING!
 
2021-03-08 2:44:04 PM  

Raider_dad: Valerie Bertinelli


While I approve of Valerie Bertinelli, can you provide some context?
 
2021-03-08 4:19:47 PM  

flondrix: Raider_dad: Valerie Bertinelli

While I approve of Valerie Bertinelli, can you provide some context?


Well the first link was from a Twitter post and just below it in the More Tweets part the first one was from Valerie , or maybe Ive gone mad
 
2021-03-08 4:50:03 PM  
No, subby, Biden didn't win again. He won once, on election day, because more legal votes were cast for him than any other candidate.

/Farking elections, how do they work?
 
2021-03-08 4:59:57 PM  

Raider_dad: flondrix: Raider_dad: Valerie Bertinelli

While I approve of Valerie Bertinelli, can you provide some context?

Well the first link was from a Twitter post and just below it in the More Tweets part the first one was from Valerie , or maybe Ive gone mad


Ah.  It's a Yahoo link now.

What did Valerie have to say?
 
2021-03-08 5:02:49 PM  

PiperArrow: No, subby, Biden didn't win again. He won once, on election day, because more legal votes were cast for him than any other candidate.

/Farking elections, how do they work?


That's not how elections work in the USA.  In the 2016 election, more legal votes were cast for Hillary Clinton that for any other candidate, yet we ended up with four years of Trump.

/and seven electoral votes went to people who weren't even on the ballot in the general election.
 
2021-03-08 5:06:39 PM  

flondrix: PiperArrow: No, subby, Biden didn't win again. He won once, on election day, because more legal votes were cast for him than any other candidate.

/Farking elections, how do they work?

That's not how elections work in the USA.  In the 2016 election, more legal votes were cast for Hillary Clinton that for any other candidate, yet we ended up with four years of Trump.

/and seven electoral votes went to people who weren't even on the ballot in the general election.


The headline for reference: "Congratulations on winning Wisconsin again, Joe."
 
2021-03-08 5:56:22 PM  

flondrix: Raider_dad: flondrix: Raider_dad: Valerie Bertinelli

While I approve of Valerie Bertinelli, can you provide some context?

Well the first link was from a Twitter post and just below it in the More Tweets part the first one was from Valerie , or maybe Ive gone mad

Ah.  It's a Yahoo link now.

What did Valerie have to say?


It was totally unrelated but I thought it was funny/odd and seeing her name just stuck out to me.
 
2021-03-08 6:31:49 PM  

PiperArrow: flondrix: PiperArrow: No, subby, Biden didn't win again. He won once, on election day, because more legal votes were cast for him than any other candidate.

/Farking elections, how do they work?

That's not how elections work in the USA.  In the 2016 election, more legal votes were cast for Hillary Clinton that for any other candidate, yet we ended up with four years of Trump.

/and seven electoral votes went to people who weren't even on the ballot in the general election.

The headline for reference: "Congratulations on winning Wisconsin again, Joe."


Jokes, how do they work??
 
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