Skip to content
 
If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(Task and Purpose) Weeners Join us today as we salute a Major Dick, for obvious reasons   (taskandpurpose.com) divider line
    More: Weeners, P-38 Lightning, Dick' Bong, World War II, United States Army Air Corps, Dick Bong, Distinguished Service Cross, Fifth Air Force, United States Army Air Forces  
•       •       •

2930 clicks; posted to Main » on 08 Mar 2021 at 5:33 PM (5 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



44 Comments     (+0 »)
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest
 
2021-03-08 4:15:54 PM  
New cannabis themed porn star?
 
2021-03-08 4:22:49 PM  
 
2021-03-08 5:39:38 PM  
Sounds like something a frat boy would say after a wild night out. "Yeah, man, that party was insane! I got major dick bong, if you know what I mean!"

/major bong dick being something else entirely
 
2021-03-08 5:40:19 PM  
Anyone who's driven between Milwaukee and Chicago has seen this sign:
Fark user imageView Full Size

And yes, it is the same Bong TFA talks about.
 
2021-03-08 5:40:56 PM  
What about Major Asshole?

Spaceballs : Major Asshole
Youtube XGdjKvivJA8
 
2021-03-08 5:41:05 PM  
Fark user imageView Full Size
 
2021-03-08 5:45:19 PM  

YouPeopleAreCrazy: [Fark user image 540x716]


My mom worked with a Major Pepper at Walter Reed.

// he preferred to use his rank, not his credential
// I think she also had a Captain Payne (Army), who was eagerly awaiting their next promotion
 
2021-03-08 5:46:24 PM  
I see how you get Jon from Jonathan.
I know you get Tony from Anthony.
But how do you get Dick from Richard ? - You ask him nicely.
 
2021-03-08 5:48:43 PM  
I don't know if he served in the military, but a guy who worked in IT at my last company was named Dick Pain....not Paine or Payne.  His email signature was "Richard (Dick) Pain".

It's one of those situations that sucked as a kid, but as an adult, he learned to have fun with it.
 
2021-03-08 5:49:07 PM  
I work with a guy named Dick Mayo.
That was hard to swallow when he first signed-on.
 
2021-03-08 5:49:20 PM  
I'd bet some of the Japanese pilots he encountered called him some amusing names.
 
2021-03-08 5:50:34 PM  
We had a "Captain Liberty" in my reserve unit for a few years. We made fun of him for that name constantly but he was good natured about it, probably because we fixed his car for free. The RSM wasn't too happy about a bunch of Jr. Ranks openly ridiculing an officer but as the RSM he was going to be pissed about something so it might as well be that.

/He got promoted and became Major Liberty so we had to find something else to do.
 
2021-03-08 5:50:44 PM  

Driver: I see how you get Jon from Jonathan.
I know you get Tony from Anthony.
But how do you get Dick from Richard ? - You ask him nicely.


Lulz.

A friend of mine is a Richard, and he named his first son Peter Richard.

Naturally, I had to tease him about it.

"Yeah yeah....I know....Dick Dick...."
 
2021-03-08 5:52:06 PM  

The_Sponge: Driver: I see how you get Jon from Jonathan.
I know you get Tony from Anthony.
But how do you get Dick from Richard ? - You ask him nicely.

Lulz.

A friend of mine is a Richard, and he named his first son Peter Richard.

Naturally, I had to tease him about it.

"Yeah yeah....I know....Dick Dick...."


One more:

When that same friend went to China on a business trip, he met a King Wang during a meeting.
 
2021-03-08 5:52:54 PM  
In my youth I picked up an old book of verses. It had a huge crossrefernce in the back. For some reason I decided to look up "bong". I have no idea why that occurred to me, as it was a very old book.

So imagine my surprise to find Bong-tree in that index. Again, I dont know why I was surprised to find something I was looking for specifically.

It's in The Owl & The Pussycat by Edward Lear:

So they sailed away for a year and a day
To the land where the bong-tree grows
And there in the wood a piggy-wig stood
With a ring in the end of his nose
 
2021-03-08 5:53:23 PM  
Looking for Andy.

/ Disappointed
 
2021-03-08 5:53:58 PM  

Tyrosine: We had a "Captain Liberty" in my reserve unit for a few years. We made fun of him for that name constantly but he was good natured about it, probably because we fixed his car for free. The RSM wasn't too happy about a bunch of Jr. Ranks openly ridiculing an officer but as the RSM he was going to be pissed about something so it might as well be that.

/He got promoted and became Major Liberty so we had to find something else to do.


Did you meet Captain Freedom during your service?

Captain Freedom's Workout Commercial
Youtube LazUZz3K6IY
 
2021-03-08 5:55:15 PM  
Anything's a bong if you're desperate enough.
 
2021-03-08 5:56:00 PM  

The_Sponge: Tyrosine: We had a "Captain Liberty" in my reserve unit for a few years. We made fun of him for that name constantly but he was good natured about it, probably because we fixed his car for free. The RSM wasn't too happy about a bunch of Jr. Ranks openly ridiculing an officer but as the RSM he was going to be pissed about something so it might as well be that.

/He got promoted and became Major Liberty so we had to find something else to do.

Did you meet Captain Freedom during your service?

[Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/LazUZz3K​6IY]


No, but we always asked Captain Liberty about him.
 
2021-03-08 5:59:50 PM  

The_Sponge: Driver: I see how you get Jon from Jonathan.
I know you get Tony from Anthony.
But how do you get Dick from Richard ? - You ask him nicely.

Lulz.

A friend of mine is a Richard, and he named his first son Peter Richard.

Naturally, I had to tease him about it.

"Yeah yeah....I know....Dick Dick...."


Fark user imageView Full Size
 
2021-03-08 6:01:08 PM  

Myk-House of El: The_Sponge: Driver: I see how you get Jon from Jonathan.
I know you get Tony from Anthony.
But how do you get Dick from Richard ? - You ask him nicely.

Lulz.

A friend of mine is a Richard, and he named his first son Peter Richard.

Naturally, I had to tease him about it.

"Yeah yeah....I know....Dick Dick...."

[Fark user image image 850x1275]


Lulz.

Also:

Awwwwwwwww.
 
2021-03-08 6:02:17 PM  

YouPeopleAreCrazy: [Fark user image 540x716]


In limbo between school and our first duty station they'd rent us out daily for busy work. One of the things we did was stuff officers' fitness reports into envelopes. There were some wild names, the one I always remember was Major Deathrage.
 
2021-03-08 6:02:35 PM  
i.pinimg.comView Full Size
 
2021-03-08 6:03:07 PM  

The_Sponge: Myk-House of El: The_Sponge: Driver: I see how you get Jon from Jonathan.
I know you get Tony from Anthony.
But how do you get Dick from Richard ? - You ask him nicely.

Lulz.

A friend of mine is a Richard, and he named his first son Peter Richard.

Naturally, I had to tease him about it.

"Yeah yeah....I know....Dick Dick...."

[Fark user image image 850x1275]

Lulz.

Also:

Awwwwwwwww.


I don't often get an actual reason to post unsolicited dik dik pics.
 
2021-03-08 6:06:08 PM  

YouPeopleAreCrazy: [Fark user image 540x716]


Knew an army enlisted guy by the last name of Sergeant.  He got a nickname the first 2m of boot for some weird reason.

/until he was a sergeant, anyway
 
2021-03-08 6:09:07 PM  
Fark user imageView Full Size



/penis
 
2021-03-08 6:09:52 PM  

Myk-House of El: The_Sponge: Myk-House of El: The_Sponge: Driver: I see how you get Jon from Jonathan.
I know you get Tony from Anthony.
But how do you get Dick from Richard ? - You ask him nicely.

Lulz.

A friend of mine is a Richard, and he named his first son Peter Richard.

Naturally, I had to tease him about it.

"Yeah yeah....I know....Dick Dick...."

[Fark user image image 850x1275]

Lulz.

Also:

Awwwwwwwww.

I don't often get an actual reason to post unsolicited dik dik pics.


LOL!  You're on fire today.
 
2021-03-08 6:10:05 PM  
And the stars look very different today...
 
2021-03-08 6:11:50 PM  

Herr Morgenstern: Sounds like something a frat boy would say after a wild night out. "Yeah, man, that party was insane! I got major dick bong, if you know what I mean!"

/major bong dick being something else entirely


In my experience, bong dick is the opposite of whiskey dick.

/ It's a coin toss if you mix the two
 
2021-03-08 6:15:00 PM  

pheelix: Anyone who's driven between Milwaukee and Chicago has seen this sign:
[Fark user image image 850x395]
And yes, it is the same Bong TFA talks about.


Ah, Bong recreation area. Used to camp there with scouts and school groups. First we giggled at the dick part, later at the bong recreation part. Whoever named the park thusly was NOT thinking this through.
 
2021-03-08 6:16:50 PM  

The_Sponge: LOL! You're on fire today.


Fark user imageView Full Size
 
2021-03-08 6:26:28 PM  

The_Sponge: Driver: I see how you get Jon from Jonathan.
I know you get Tony from Anthony.
But how do you get Dick from Richard ? - You ask him nicely.

Lulz.

A friend of mine is a Richard, and he named his first son Peter Richard.

Naturally, I had to tease him about it.

"Yeah yeah....I know....Dick Dick...."


I knew a dude first name Peter last name Dick. He was not amused, I tried to tell him he could get an MD and be Dr Dick, but he changed to his wife's name and there went that. Also had a friend, last name Dickman whose dad insisted on being called Mr Dickman. I think unironically
 
2021-03-08 6:27:41 PM  
His cousin, Cock Bowl, was no slouch either.
 
2021-03-08 6:28:18 PM  

Driver: But how do you get Dick from Richard ? - You ask him nicely.


My grandfather went by the name Dick because his dad was also Richard.

I asked my mom, who is a very good Genealogist, why the nickname Dick.  She explained that back in the day there were not a lot of names used and some were very popular so a small town may have a lot of Richards.
So they had to come up with nicknames, so we got Rich, Richie, Rick, Ricky, Hick, Dick, Dickie.

My other grandfather was friends with Richard Nixon and he always called him Dick.
Here is a letter to my grandfather.

Fark user imageView Full Size


I also have Andrew Jackson's signature on a document to my family, I wonder if he went by Tony?

Fark user imageView Full Size
 
2021-03-08 6:29:21 PM  
There's a new Ace in town & he's a <BONG>
Fark user imageView Full Size
 
2021-03-08 6:30:27 PM  
What was I thinking it would be Andy.
 
2021-03-08 6:42:33 PM  
"Dick Bong", the sound his junk makes when his pecker hits his brass balls from the G-Force he pulls in a dog fight where he is shot down enemy Zeroes.  Or the sound that goes with subby's USO grandma's expression when Maj Bong dropped his drawers :).
 
2021-03-08 6:51:16 PM  

Myk-House of El: The_Sponge: Myk-House of El: The_Sponge: Driver: I see how you get Jon from Jonathan.
I know you get Tony from Anthony.
But how do you get Dick from Richard ? - You ask him nicely.

Lulz.

A friend of mine is a Richard, and he named his first son Peter Richard.

Naturally, I had to tease him about it.

"Yeah yeah....I know....Dick Dick...."

[Fark user image image 850x1275]

Lulz.

Also:

Awwwwwwwww.

I don't often get an actual reason to post unsolicited dik dik pics.


But perhaps more often than actually solicited ones?
 
2021-03-08 7:35:10 PM  
Worked collections and had to call Don Kebeles once, I also had a Miss Sucksack and Oscar Meyer.
 
2021-03-08 8:13:07 PM  

pheelix: Anyone who's driven between Milwaukee and Chicago has seen this sign:
[Fark user image 850x395]
And yes, it is the same Bong TFA talks about.


As a former resident of Chicago, I have seen the sigh many times and highly recommend taking the detour to visit, as it's a great park. When you get off at Exit 340, the Mars Cheese Castle is right there, perfect for picking up picnic supplies, because you're going to have the munchies when you get done smoking bong hits in Bong State Recreation Area
 
2021-03-08 8:43:05 PM  

Spice Must Flow: In my youth I picked up an old book of verses. It had a huge crossrefernce in the back. For some reason I decided to look up "bong". I have no idea why that occurred to me, as it was a very old book.

So imagine my surprise to find Bong-tree in that index. Again, I dont know why I was surprised to find something I was looking for specifically.

It's in The Owl & The Pussycat by Edward Lear:

So they sailed away for a year and a day
To the land where the bong-tree grows
And there in the wood a piggy-wig stood
With a ring in the end of his nose


Edward Lear, Book of Nonsense.
Got it from my parents when I was a kid. Still have it.
 
2021-03-08 9:15:08 PM  

Some Junkie Cosmonaut: YouPeopleAreCrazy: [Fark user image 540x716]

Knew an army enlisted guy by the last name of Sergeant.  He got a nickname the first 2m of boot for some weird reason.

/until he was a sergeant, anyway


I worked with a USAF guy just like that.

Sgt Sergeant.
 
2021-03-08 9:17:42 PM  

DigitalDirt: Driver: But how do you get Dick from Richard ? - You ask him nicely.

My grandfather went by the name Dick because his dad was also Richard.

I asked my mom, who is a very good Genealogist, why the nickname Dick.  She explained that back in the day there were not a lot of names used and some were very popular so a small town may have a lot of Richards.
So they had to come up with nicknames, so we got Rich, Richie, Rick, Ricky, Hick, Dick, Dickie.

My other grandfather was friends with Richard Nixon and he always called him Dick.
Here is a letter to my grandfather.

[Fark user image image 850x430]

I also have Andrew Jackson's signature on a document to my family, I wonder if he went by Tony?

[Fark user image image 729x1500]


Prefident Andrew Jackson?
Fark user imageView Full Size
 
2021-03-08 10:33:34 PM  

I just lurk here: DigitalDirt: Driver: But how do you get Dick from Richard ? - You ask him nicely.

My grandfather went by the name Dick because his dad was also Richard.

I asked my mom, who is a very good Genealogist, why the nickname Dick.  She explained that back in the day there were not a lot of names used and some were very popular so a small town may have a lot of Richards.
So they had to come up with nicknames, so we got Rich, Richie, Rick, Ricky, Hick, Dick, Dickie.

My other grandfather was friends with Richard Nixon and he always called him Dick.
Here is a letter to my grandfather.

[Fark user image image 850x430]

I also have Andrew Jackson's signature on a document to my family, I wonder if he went by Tony?

[Fark user image image 729x1500]

Prefident Andrew Jackson?
[Fark user image 425x156]


that is a long s not an f
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Long_s
 
Displayed 44 of 44 comments

View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

This thread is closed to new comments.

Continue Farking





On Twitter



  1. Links are submitted by members of the Fark community.

  2. When community members submit a link, they also write a custom headline for the story.

  3. Other Farkers comment on the links. This is the number of comments. Click here to read them.

  4. Click here to submit a link.