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(Washington Post)   "Cow cuddling." It's not just your mom's Discreet Encounters ad headline anymore   (washingtonpost.com) divider line
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2021-03-08 3:08:05 PM  
18 votes:
COME HERE FOR MORE CUDDLES!

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2021-03-08 3:18:59 PM  
13 votes:
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2021-03-08 3:15:35 PM  
10 votes:
Those look like they'd be really cuddly with some A1 sauce and a side of mashed potatoes.
 
2021-03-08 3:34:28 PM  
9 votes:
Moo means Moo
 
2021-03-08 3:10:17 PM  
9 votes:

Ambitwistor: COME HERE FOR MORE CUDDLES!

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Dammit!

Beat me to the ass-punch. :P

I was going to append something like: Caution! Indiscriminate Cattle-Cuddling Could Result in Contracting a Cornada in your Culero."
 
2021-03-08 3:11:00 PM  
8 votes:
Who doesn't love some big ol' milkers?
 
2021-03-08 3:18:30 PM  
7 votes:
WHAT HAPPENS IN WISCONSIN IS SUPPOSED TO STAY IN WISCONSIN
 
2021-03-08 3:05:50 PM  
5 votes:
This is your mom's new ad headline:

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2021-03-08 6:26:07 PM  
4 votes:
"Renee Behinfar lives alone in Scottsdale, Ariz. The pandemic has been painfully isolating for her and has left her longing for warmth and touch. "

I can be on a plane as soon as tonight, lady.  Then I have to quarantine somewhere for two weeks and not leave the house.  I can telecommute.
 
2021-03-08 3:51:32 PM  
4 votes:

Walker: One shake of its head and that horn is going thru your neck dude.


Usually, if a cow has horns, it's a show animal or a pet, and so more human-habituated and less likely to attack.  Dairy cows often have their horn buds removed when they're calves to prevent them from injuring other cows.  Also, you don't get much milk out of a bloody horn.

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Cuddly, but not actually a cow.
 
2021-03-08 9:44:48 PM  
2 votes:

TheOtherGuy: whatever we use horses for in the 21st century


I bet your favorite salsa is made in New York City
 
2021-03-08 6:19:48 PM  
2 votes:
Brown chicken brown cow!
 
2021-03-08 4:50:43 PM  
2 votes:
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2021-03-08 3:50:07 PM  
2 votes:

abhorrent1: Cow cuddling has become a thing

No, it hasn't.


Sounds like a bunch of bull.
 
2021-03-08 3:40:08 PM  
2 votes:
Jesus Christ people!  Get a dog or volunteer at a shelter. Don't pay $75/hour to annoy a cow.
 
2021-03-08 3:19:40 PM  
2 votes:
AKA Stump training.
 
2021-03-08 3:16:41 PM  
2 votes:

Chemlight Battery: Those look like they'd be really cuddly with some A1 sauce and a side of mashed potatoes.


now i'm hungry
 
2021-03-08 9:14:45 PM  
1 vote:
Isn't too much proximity to animals how we got into this quarantine mess in the first place?  Won't people ever learn?

You want a cuddly friend?  Get a cat, dog, bunny, ferret, guinea pig or hamster.  Maybe even a "fancy" rat.  That's it.  Those are your choices.  Chinchillas don't like contact and everything else - sugar gliders, lemurs, and the like - aren't domesticated and don't belong with people.

Cows & pigs are meat, sheep are wool-factories, and horses - while I have seen how much they enjoy human attention - are working animals.  Unless it's your job to produce steak, pork chops, sweaters, or... whatever we use horses for in the 21st century, stay the heck away.

And for pete's sake, if you ever find yourself in front of a deer or a bison or something, don't try to pet the damned thing.  I thinks you're trying to hurt it and it will kill you immediately.  And in the case of the deer, it will apparently then rip the bones from your carcass and devour them...  Deer got issues, apparently.
 
2021-03-08 3:58:45 PM  
1 vote:
Cows kill more people every year than sharks and wolves.
 
2021-03-08 3:46:04 PM  
1 vote:
Cow cuddling has become a thing

No, it hasn't.
 
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