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2021-03-08 8:37:25 AM  
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2021-03-08 11:31:35 AM  
Now that the horse is in the next area code, time to lock up the barn.
 
2021-03-08 11:59:49 AM  
Tick. Tock.
 
2021-03-08 2:07:50 PM  
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2021-03-08 2:57:41 PM  
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2021-03-08 2:58:13 PM  
I think I'll start getting worked up over stuff like this after the first time it results in actual legal problems for somebody.
 
2021-03-08 2:58:25 PM  
So we're going to find out why the investment property of the beast got paid off?
 
2021-03-08 2:58:28 PM  

oh my word yes: What about a mopery division?


Well, the card says, "moops."
 
2021-03-08 3:00:23 PM  
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2021-03-08 3:01:55 PM  
I bet this was because of Jared, and his whole Saudi nuke deal.
 
2021-03-08 3:02:07 PM  

GoldSpider: I think I'll start getting worked up over stuff like this after the first time it results in actual legal problems for somebody.


Unless that person is related to Joe Biden, in which case it was a witch hunt orchestrated by the Russians.
 
2021-03-08 3:05:36 PM  

GrinzGrimly: GoldSpider: I think I'll start getting worked up over stuff like this after the first time it results in actual legal problems for somebody.

Unless that person is related to Joe Biden, in which case it was a witch hunt orchestrated by the Russians.


You realize the Trump DOJ never actually charged Hunter Biden with a crime, right?
 
2021-03-08 3:05:47 PM  

GrinzGrimly: GoldSpider: I think I'll start getting worked up over stuff like this after the first time it results in actual legal problems for somebody.

Unless that person is related to Joe Biden, in which case it was a witch hunt orchestrated by the Russians.


Having some regrets about Rudy leading the charge on that?
 
2021-03-08 3:07:22 PM  

GhostOfSavageHenry: So we're going to find out why the investment property of the beast got paid off?


Took me a minute
 
2021-03-08 3:08:31 PM  
The Bitcoin prosecutors will be in next week.  For some reason, Cancun is a center of Bitcoin activity in the last month.
 
2021-03-08 3:14:38 PM  

GrinzGrimly: GoldSpider: I think I'll start getting worked up over stuff like this after the first time it results in actual legal problems for somebody.

Unless that person is related to Joe Biden, in which case it was a witch hunt orchestrated by the Russians.


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2021-03-08 3:14:41 PM  

BitwiseShift: The Bitcoin prosecutors will be in next week.  For some reason, Cancun is a center of Bitcoin activity in the last month.


gotta pay the electricity bill
 
2021-03-08 3:19:02 PM  
Getting FCP'd doesn't have the same ring as RICO'd.
 
2021-03-08 3:20:51 PM  

GoldSpider: GrinzGrimly: GoldSpider: I think I'll start getting worked up over stuff like this after the first time it results in actual legal problems for somebody.

Unless that person is related to Joe Biden, in which case it was a witch hunt orchestrated by the Russians.

You realize the Trump DOJ never actually charged Hunter Biden with a crime, right?


The investigation is ongoing.
 
2021-03-08 3:26:03 PM  

GrinzGrimly: GoldSpider: GrinzGrimly: GoldSpider: I think I'll start getting worked up over stuff like this after the first time it results in actual legal problems for somebody.

Unless that person is related to Joe Biden, in which case it was a witch hunt orchestrated by the Russians.

You realize the Trump DOJ never actually charged Hunter Biden with a crime, right?

The investigation is ongoing.


Is it? Was there ever a serious investigation in the first place?
 
2021-03-08 3:26:59 PM  

GrinzGrimly: GoldSpider: GrinzGrimly: GoldSpider: I think I'll start getting worked up over stuff like this after the first time it results in actual legal problems for somebody.

Unless that person is related to Joe Biden, in which case it was a witch hunt orchestrated by the Russians.

You realize the Trump DOJ never actually charged Hunter Biden with a crime, right?

The investigation is ongoing.


Yeah, I expect charges will be filed some time after Hillary Clinton is locked up.
 
2021-03-08 3:27:13 PM  
I'm old enough to remember when Florida high school students took the same class. I know because I was in one. Back then int was all about the USSR. Now, I suppose it would be all Venezuela.

https://www.nytimes.com/1983/06/01/us​/​course-on-anti-communism-upheld-for-fl​orida-s-schools.html

/my lawn
//get off it
 
2021-03-08 3:34:24 PM  

edmo: Tick. Tock.


I guess.

Call me when it stops going tick tick tick and actually closes the relay and blows the support columns of the trump crime family.

I'm tired of hearing about all the things that might happen to these psychopathic monsters.
 
2021-03-08 3:47:36 PM  

dogdaze: I'm old enough to remember when Florida high school students took the same class. I know because I was in one. Back then int was all about the USSR. Now, I suppose it would be all Venezuela.

https://www.nytimes.com/1983/06/01/us/​course-on-anti-communism-upheld-for-fl​orida-s-schools.html

/my lawn
//get off it


Wrong thread?
 
2021-03-08 3:52:49 PM  

GoldSpider: GrinzGrimly: GoldSpider: I think I'll start getting worked up over stuff like this after the first time it results in actual legal problems for somebody.

Unless that person is related to Joe Biden, in which case it was a witch hunt orchestrated by the Russians.

You realize the Trump DOJ never actually charged Hunter Biden with a crime, right?


Deep State! Slow walk! RINOS! Dem interference! Heeeerrp! Deeeeeerrrrp!
 
2021-03-08 3:57:08 PM  
Foreign bribery involves foreigners bribing Americans. Americans bribing foreigners is generally not prosecuted.

There is no particularly obvious connection to Trumpworld on either front.
 
2021-03-08 4:08:47 PM  
that is like putting a condom on in the delivery room
 
2021-03-08 4:17:06 PM  

GrinzGrimly: GoldSpider: I think I'll start getting worked up over stuff like this after the first time it results in actual legal problems for somebody.

Unless that person is related to Joe Biden, in which case it was a witch hunt orchestrated by the Russians.


Keep banging that drum, sad sack.
 
2021-03-08 4:18:58 PM  

WalkingSedgwick: Foreign bribery involves foreigners bribing Americans. Americans bribing foreigners is generally not prosecuted.

There is no particularly obvious connection to Trumpworld on either front.


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Laughs creepily.
 
2021-03-08 5:10:34 PM  

dsmith42: WalkingSedgwick: Foreign bribery involves foreigners bribing Americans. Americans bribing foreigners is generally not prosecuted.

There is no particularly obvious connection to Trumpworld on either front.

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Laughs creepily.


SOON
 
2021-03-08 5:32:38 PM  
Where's the popcorn?

This is where my conservative side comes out.
(Do the crime, do the time. Justice is served, etc)
My cynical side, knows reality...but still I hope.

Boy are they going to find a lot of cockroaches under the rocks.
At least the news will have more blood.
 
2021-03-08 5:58:41 PM  

vudukungfu: that is like putting a condom on in the delivery room


If you're banging a delivery nurse while the wife is giving birth, it's not gonna be an STD that kills you.
 
2021-03-08 6:35:37 PM  

GrinzGrimly: GoldSpider: I think I'll start getting worked up over stuff like this after the first time it results in actual legal problems for somebody.

Unless that person is related to Joe Biden, in which case it was a witch hunt orchestrated by the Russians.


Why would you believe that to be true?
 
2021-03-08 9:14:13 PM  

TwowheelinTim: GrinzGrimly: GoldSpider: I think I'll start getting worked up over stuff like this after the first time it results in actual legal problems for somebody.

Unless that person is related to Joe Biden, in which case it was a witch hunt orchestrated by the Russians.

Why would you believe that to be true?


He doesn't believe it's true.  He just needs to post the lie as much as possible in order to normalize it.
 
2021-03-08 9:39:31 PM  

PlaidJaguar: TwowheelinTim: GrinzGrimly: GoldSpider: I think I'll start getting worked up over stuff like this after the first time it results in actual legal problems for somebody.

Unless that person is related to Joe Biden, in which case it was a witch hunt orchestrated by the Russians.

Why would you believe that to be true?

He doesn't believe it's true.  He just needs to post the lie as much as possible in order to normalize it.


I know, but I wanted to see him type out a rational response. I wasn't expecting much, low bar and all.
 
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