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(The New York Times)   Sorry, guys - MacKenzie Scott is off the market   (nytimes.com) divider line
    More: Spiffy, Marriage, Warren Buffett, Mark Zuckerberg, Bill Gates, Amazon.com, Ms. Scott's disposal, billionaire philanthropist MacKenzie Scott, Giving Pledge  
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2021-03-07 7:27:34 PM  
So you're saying I missed my chance to marry a beautiful multi=billionaire? Damn.
 
2021-03-07 7:30:28 PM  
Her new husband, Dan Jewett, is a high school science teacher. He has pledged to work with her in giving away much of her billions.


Yeah, it's a tough, dirty, thankless job, but damnit, Dan has stepped up to meet that challenge.
 
2021-03-07 7:31:57 PM  
Would like to see that pre-nup!
 
2021-03-07 7:38:05 PM  
Oh, her new husband Dan looks nothing like Jeff Bezos.


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2021-03-07 7:47:39 PM  

Badmoodman: Oh, her new husband Dan looks nothing like Jeff Bezos.


Noth. Ing.:

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She has a type. She'd never go for me, what with my full head of hair and all.
 
2021-03-07 7:49:31 PM  
Jokes on you Subs, I only go for the sad/desperate chicks!
 
2021-03-07 7:50:13 PM  

Badmoodman: Oh, her new husband Dan looks nothing like Jeff Bezos.


Noth. Ing.:

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He looks like a Mook to me. Like a leg breaker for some bookie
 
2021-03-07 8:06:24 PM  
Good for her. Happy to hear she found someone to spend her life with.
 
2021-03-07 8:06:53 PM  
I have always thought she was gorgeous.  And it looks like other philanthropists and organizations are following her lead when it comes to deciding which charities or nonprofits to support.  If someone has to be this rich, it might as well be her.
 
2021-03-07 8:13:54 PM  
That sweet, sweet teacher money. You can't call her a gold digger.
 
2021-03-07 8:45:55 PM  
I would have gladly helped her spend her billions.
 
2021-03-07 8:59:07 PM  
How do you even meet a recently divorced billionaire?
Asking for a.......me.  I'm asking for me.
 
2021-03-07 11:09:07 PM  
So Dan, what first attracted you to the billionairess Mackenzie Scott?
 
2021-03-07 11:10:23 PM  
I know one guy who is no longer getting free two day shipping.
 
2021-03-07 11:43:47 PM  
After the way she stepped up 2020, she's got a lot of goodwill to burn in my books. Wish her the best.
 
2021-03-08 12:37:19 AM  
I know hardly nothing about her, but I like her. Giving away billions and marrying a regular guy.
 
2021-03-08 12:49:12 AM  

EmmaLou: I know hardly nothing about her, but I like her. Giving away billions and marrying a regular guy.


Regular?  I hear he's a 12-inch-onaire.

Probably doesn't hurt that he looks like he could kick Jeff's ass.
 
2021-03-08 2:00:09 AM  
How about Scott McKenzie?
 
2021-03-08 4:56:25 AM  
I bet that was a surprise when his Tinder date showed up with armed guards.
 
2021-03-08 6:18:56 AM  
Has she passed her Prime?
 
2021-03-08 12:11:22 PM  
She's not good looking
 
2021-03-08 12:13:54 PM  
Crazy how her and Bezos both got married/hooked up immediately after their divorce. l wonder how long their marriage was a sham?
 
2021-03-08 12:45:35 PM  
I wonder if he'll go with the narrative that he didn't know she was a billionaire when they started dating.
 
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