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(Seven Days)   There's a quiz at Macy's   (sevendaysvt.com) divider line
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2021-03-07 5:45:34 AM  
Filene's
 
2021-03-07 5:49:50 AM  
Our Macy's has a Subway- still gross, but only kinda.
 
2021-03-07 6:02:41 AM  
And Leon's getting laarrger!
 
2021-03-07 6:20:03 AM  
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2021-03-07 6:34:06 AM  
Burlington high school? Is this where kids go to learn how to bring us those amazing coat deals?
 
2021-03-07 6:55:12 AM  
Came for Airplane! references, surely I'm leaving satisfied.
 
2021-03-07 7:15:04 AM  
Great idea for utilizing all of the abandoned malls across the country instead of building from scratch.
 
2021-03-07 7:25:32 AM  
Tony Romo remains unimpressed....
What's that? Oh Vermont... Nevermind...
 
2021-03-07 7:31:16 AM  

MattyBlast: Came for Airplane! references, surely I'm leaving satisfied.


You are leaving satisfied. And don't call me Shirley.

/A punchline? What is it?
 
2021-03-07 7:42:31 AM  

tuxq: Burlington high school? Is this where kids go to learn how to bring us those amazing coat deals?


username checks out
 
2021-03-07 8:44:55 AM  

Sean VasDeferens: Great idea for utilizing all of the abandoned malls across the country instead of building from scratch.


I was thinking the exact same thing. We could have a somewhat strange future of repurposed malls serving as schools, universities, hospitals and residence blocks.
 
2021-03-07 8:53:12 AM  
Purchased at Macy's.

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2021-03-07 9:14:14 AM  

Gordon Bennett: Sean VasDeferens: Great idea for utilizing all of the abandoned malls across the country instead of building from scratch.

I was thinking the exact same thing. We could have a somewhat strange future of repurposed malls serving as schools, universities, hospitals and residence blocks.


Homeless shelters are a perfect use.
 
2021-03-07 9:54:31 AM  

KingOfTown: MattyBlast: Came for Airplane! references, surely I'm leaving satisfied.

You are leaving satisfied. And don't call me Shirley.

/A punchline? What is it?


It's the last line of a joke that makes you laugh - but that's not important right now.
 
2021-03-07 10:05:54 AM  
What can Macy's do with this? Well they can make a hat, or a broach, a Pterodactyl...
 
2021-03-07 10:07:48 AM  
Oblig,
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2021-03-07 2:53:38 PM  

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2021-03-07 6:27:32 PM  

rikdanger: KingOfTown: MattyBlast: Came for Airplane! references, surely I'm leaving satisfied.

You are leaving satisfied. And don't call me Shirley.

/A punchline? What is it?

It's the last line of a joke that makes you laugh - but that's not important right now.


I believe this also qualifies as a punch line.

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